Ikhan

"I, Prime Minister John Thornton of the Grand Republic of Chernigov, am pleased to announce that all current embargoes against foreign nations are to be repealed alongside the passing of the Embargo Act, which will make it a requirement that any embargo made in the future must have a 95% approval from the Parliament of Chernigov, and will permit limited trade between embargoed nations and ours, as long as the other nation offers the deal. Please understand that this act is only temporary and is subject to change."

I heard that!

"I, Prime Minister John Thornton of the Grand Republic of Chernigov, am pleased to appear before you on public television to announce that the Congress has voted on a new legislation regarding homosexuality. As you well know, homosexuality is an abomination that must be destroyed. Therefore, we have decided to ban homosexuality completely. This will not mean that we will be a severe reduction of civil rights or the freedom of speech or self determination, as we are doing this for the children. As a result, any homosexual activity is worthy of a fine, if caught ten times, there will be a chance of imprisonment, but this is unlikely. Thank you for your patience, and good luck and good fortune in the days ahead."

The Grand Republic of Chernigov looks up to our brothers and sisters in Rekishtein. Good luck in this endeavor, John Thornton, Prime Minister of Chernigov.