Avakael

I'm the secret HM leader.

Why do you speak at all?

This is literally a group of morbidly obese guys dumping their two normal looking buddies from their friends group for "hogging all the women".

I got hit by 2 c30s, got saved by another 2 c30s, got hit by a c35 and then got saved by the Spanish Armada. Pretty much nothing else has happened since, which is fine by me, because the discussions and meme content on this forum so far have actually been even more asinine than the unnamed 9 month thingo.

Imagine if Backstreet was back but it was whatever

What an incredible coincidence that the CotL server gets raided by several dozen accounts spamming transphobic nonsense right after this report goes up. Particularly disappointed in the conduct of Arrgh today.

Did you really just write four paragraphs about your warstat e-peen

I hope you're not referring to me. You know damn well I wanted nothing to do with any leadership role after MI6.

Then until you do, you are participating in this thread for your domestic audience alone. From my experiences with current TEST leadership, the most plausible scenario for the content of those screencaps by far is that Boyce yanked it straight out of his ass. I was still in CotL leadership when those logs are dated- if anyone had suggested scheming anything with tCW, they would have been laughed out of the room.

I think the second you tried to base your CB on something that Boyce said, I cringed, and then became really sad.

Of course it was Sphinx and Boyce logs. OF COURSE IT WAS SPHINX AND BOYCE LOGS. No hard feelings- may the best coalition win.

My warchest is so massive that I literally don't even give a toss how much I used against tCW. I probably won't even think about retopping it off again for another global or two.

Literally the day after Pre gets caught with his pants down for not having tanks, he announces that tanks are getting a nerf. If you absolutely must go down this road, at least reach Alex's minimum standards and post proposed casualty rates. Despite scepticism, they proved to be accurate for those who were prepared to fish out a calculator in advance. EDIT: Here's what I've got. Pre update Post update Pre's update Troops > Ground 80% 25% ? Tanks > Ground 30% 40% ? Air > Airgen 59% 29% 29% Air > Dogfights 83% 53% 53% Ships > Ships 120% 53% 58.3% Air > Soldiers 43% 25% 27.5% Air > Tanks 43% 14% 19.6% Air > Ships 41% 34% 37.4% Tanks > Air 0% 42% 25.2%

rule 34

I kind of regret that one. It'd be in bad taste even if it was accurate, and it turned out to be nowhere near an execution.

So we'll never forget.

This thread is fantastic, I hope it lasts.

Infrastructure is imaginary.

Dang, we're pretty hot

To be honest, I was underneath the impression that Evernt is Nokia, to the point that I had Evernt embargoed in-game thinking that I had embargoed Nokia.

The nUPNberg Trials.

That number would be quite short, both TFP and TI have more than 83 offensive wars at this point.

There's not really much to say. No big gotcha moment, and no salt coming the other way (full credit to the other coalition for that), so we're probably just going to see a lot of Ooh Rah until one of those other things change.