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  1. 38 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:

    question: If you’re not able to be in a position to take care of your AA without a prot after two years, why not just join the AA protecting you?

    Stop bullying!

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    I'm Back, JKell

    Roaming in Orbis

    You're wack, JKell

    Floating in your orbit

    Yeah I'm here, stay clear

    You can't hit me, wrong tier

    I've been gone long, shed a tear

    Cause I grip the mic, with all might

    Cause Kev told me you need some smite

    I'mma hit you with all of my plight

    Not going back to Roz

    Wei knows that they miss me

    I won't talk on Ron

    Yes I Keep up with Shifty

    I saw the server crash and I just had to laugh

    All these people paying money and they end up with that

    It's kinda funny the pixel lovers couldn't even look at their stash

    I'm Back, JKell

    Roaming in Orbis

    You're wack, JKell

    Floating in your orbit

    If your vocation is this game

    Take a vacation and go away

    Cap a pill and just lay

    Your brain is too frayed

    Like a micro when a raid

    Slice its heads like a fillet

    And by the end of the day

    Its all owned by Vein

    Kev told me to come back

    I've got what you all lack

    But I'll give you a new track

    So you can reach my stack

    Catch me in Media's Discord server for more hot tunes hitting Orbis 

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    J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts.

    As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all.

     

     

    All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever...

     

     

     

    LYRICS! probably should read these

    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    I murder a sphere, so better stay clear
    You never, heard my jeers has it been 2 years?
    You better, leave that AA, it ain't gonna help
    What good's it gonna do against a nation that raids itself?
    I'm waiting' for paper like, "Hell, man, I'm sitting in a shell"
    Epi, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
    I used to be Rozi's little member in 15
    18 I was raiding AAs and being obscene 
    I used to, lurk in the forums and just upvote
    Till Alex came and showed that politics is just a joke
    I used to play all day, now I have to earn my pay
    How do I do real life? survive
    Try to thrive, end up deprived, sit and cry
    At least I have a real wife, I guess
    I must just grew up quick (no)
    Blew up quick (no), was raised right
    whatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong
    You think of my name now whenever you say, Ron
    Don't know my destiny because I hate T-R-E
    A-T-Y 'cause my first AA said goodbye
    Can't wait 'til James see mine
    Now, coming back, was it worth it? No, but now I'm a poet 
    Read my posts, sit, what? Think I'm not legit?
    You hear this gif? Oh its upside down
    Here, let me turn this SOB up right now
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    I take each brand new nation's Discord handle and message them
    Just to see if he hate spheres loves me and wants to cause some mayhem
    And if he responds to me, he'll let me on his nation's helm
    And becomes a puppet in my new paperless realm
    My name is J Kell
    I've hated paper way before my first farewell
    The sensational, "Back is the incredible!"
    With Shifty Elf, who just finds the leaks plentiful 
    It's Shifty Elf on the, OWF
    Tryin' to, DOX your friends and give Alex stress
    Its a sick Orbis we play in these days
    J Kell, For Pete's sakes give back Ronny's ICSs!
    Geez, you guys are so sensitive
    J Kell you might get banned, why don't you just join Test
    Posts with no sense in it, trying to get most Liked posts
    Raise everyone's hopes
    Hitting every roast and include the most jokes
    everyone sending notes, wanting to get close
    I tell them all to go, join Rose
    They get high and overdose
    And that's where I get my name from
    That's why they call me
    They call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    I take the user list of the RON Discord server
    Buy a comic, its a real page turner
    And give the code to anyone who hits a member
    And that's the whole Balkans lobby raided all in one turn
    Cause I'm J Kell, They tell me to go to hell
    It'd be funny if they fell and hurt themselves
    And by the way Perpetuals, who do they play?
    Am I the only one who realizes they can't raid?
    Should I join an AA and care what y'all think?
    Read ink and sign every paper ya'll drink?
    It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
    'Cause all these bots screamin' is makin' my ears ring
    So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
    Longer than the rumor that I was kicking it with Firewolf
    'Cause if I ever kicked it with any player in Orbis
    It'd be Charlie Travel, and Soup Cat you know this
    I'm sorry Soups, but I don't care if the Johnsons were my own sphere
    I'd still dissolve em and stab the leaders with my spear
    And have Orbis and my peers raid me at the same time
    And just say that that ain't kind, what's my name?
    I'm J Kell
    (I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back
    That's why they call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
    They call me J Kell
    (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
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  4. On 2/10/2020 at 12:27 AM, Mad Max said:

    Someone get JKell in here to rap that please.

     

     

     

    Lyrics:

    On 2/9/2020 at 6:41 PM, Ripper said:

    pillage, plunder, rifle, and loot
    kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
    extort, pilfer, filch, and sack
    maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
    kindle and char, inflame and ignite
    burn up the city, are really a fright
    are rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
    are devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
    are beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads
    but are all loved by their mommies and dads

    Why did I do this....  I don't know... I like having fun

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