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A Non-Event Horizon - J Kell
(Verse 1)
Writing to strike a tone, EVH’s dirty play,
Striking a TI clown, in the cruelest way.
A month since they got owned, and you’re back with a sneer,
Hitting while their down, yet only you have fear(Pre-Chorus)
They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots,
Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop.
Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink
You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think(Chorus)
Oh, EVH, have you measured your might?You must be scared to face a real fight,
Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win!
Curious the tale you will have to spin!Oh, EVH, have you measured your might?
You must be scared to face a real fight,
Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win!
Curious the tale you will have to spin!(Verse 2)
You think you’re clever, taking shots at a child?
But we’re onto your tactics, we know you are mild
We need an experiment on your morals
Kick out a bully then bully the immortals(Pre-Chorus)
They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots,
Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop.
Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink
You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think(Chorus)
Oh, EVH, have you measured your might?You must be scared to face a real fight,
Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win!
Curious the tale you will have to spin!
STREAM THE ALBUM: PnW Cycle!AppleMusic Link: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-pnw-cycle/1760244719
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Fantastic to have you here! Hope to see you around in the Orbis world!
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Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen of Orbis!
J Kell has returned with vengeance! After running with Roz for nearly half a decade, working courageously at the Soup Kitchen, and then escaping from Orbis in a rocketship loaned to him by Spaceology, J Kell has been casted down from heaven! Back into the throws of Orbis. Having been forced to re-roll due to @Kastor, J Kell made a horrible nation that will never get past 1 city! He quickly set off to create a major album to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of Orbis!
INTRODUCING
The PnW Cycle
Coming August 5th on all major streaming platformsFeaturing @Kevanovia @Charlie Traveler @Kastor @Alex
Below is the track-list
Follow below to be ready to stream J Kell's PnW Album on Spotify, Apple Music, or YouTubehttps://music.apple.com/us/artist/j-kell/581552626
https://www.youtube.com/@JKellMusic/featured- 8
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22 hours ago, Pykpb said:
Respect is a crucial role you should have when in a Political Game, and as a Leader especially, lack of respect will lead to crucial problems.
The fact we all play this game shows we don't deserve respect anyways
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8 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:
at what point does ‘potential’ turn into delusion?
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38 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:
question: If you’re not able to be in a position to take care of your AA without a prot after two years, why not just join the AA protecting you?
Stop bullying!
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On 6/21/2024 at 12:32 AM, RedRising1917 said:
ope to run into some familiar faces
Those are the ones I specifically avoid!
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Verse One (JKell)
I woke up this morning being raided again
The snorlax is snoring I may reach the end
The desire is burning I’ll never survive
I don’t plan on staying and being eaten alive
My alliance is fleeting I feel overwhelmed
My heartbeat is racing I’m losing myself
I feel like quitting with all of my friends
I woke up this morning being raided again
I’m getting slot filled
Ron pilled
Leader just got a raw deal
Poached by Spinx and concealed
Into the forums to unveil
All the things I kept sealed
Now are stories to wield
To try to get my revenge
For all the time I wasted
Chorus (JKell)
I hate this game
I’m never coming back
You’re all lame
How can you not feel trapped?
I hate this game
I’m never coming back
You all are lame
How can you not feel trapped?
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry
Verse Two (Charlie Traveler)
I quit a dozen times
And I always come back
I just got another email
Says I'm under attack
I lost a hundred thousand infra
Come on cut me some slack man
Real life is calling and I want some of that
I'm quitting now!
This game is shot
This is the end of the ride and now I'm gone
My final goodbye this time around so now I'll say so long
To this toxic game, to the drama, to the friends that we never made
To the money that we paid all along the way
I got hit by THREE nations, what can I say
Chorus (JKell)
I hate this game
I’m never coming back
You’re all lame
How can you not feel trapped?
I hate this game
I’m never coming back
You all are lame
How can you not feel trapped?
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I ain’t coming back
I quit
I’m quitting now!
I’ll come back…
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And you just might here a new song before its on the forum
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3 hours ago, Zim said:
Something should be done to help retain player numbers and attention. Where current small patch works geared towards whales inconvienece is going to help.
PnW for the last 2 years
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New micro on the street
True Marco can't even beat
Dancing with two left feet
Glimpsing what we could be
Historical AA
Hysterical FA
Ridiculous Pay Day
For some leaders who can't play
Its really sad how we got to this point
They really mad @Kastorcame out with this joint
But its reality for all those who joined today
Because they see a top AA that makes them say
Hook
We may not be the Best
We may not beat the rest
But at least we admit our totals
We know how to logon
We may not last that long
But at least we aren't the immortals
Verse 2
All the new guys joining up
Sticking around for world war one
Reality sinks in, wow, you guys really suck
Trying it out on their own
Now they realize they aren't boned
As a pretense for living right on your phone
That's incredible, its delectable and impracticable
For you to never win once and but always be immortal
Hypocritical if not hysterical that you always die
yet you stay alive
Hook
We may not be the Best
We may not beat the rest
But at least we admit our totals
We know how to logon
We may not last that long
But at least we aren't the immortals
Verse 3
Live forever
But never a winner
Everlasting life
But losing every time
You'll never die
You'll forever cry
Death will avoid
While you feel void
No skills to flaunt
Just an endless haunt
Ageless and free
but talent flees thee
Endless existence
Lacking Persistence
Immortal and Bland
With not a Single plan
Cover Art @darkblade
Published Via Media. Join Here:
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31 minutes ago, Buorhann said:
Ease up man. The point was made. The stats were posted. No need to go further.
Hell no, keep going. I'm getting Grade A material here!
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How many alliances are this bad in reality but are being propped up by strong treaties and poor competition? 🤔
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Lyrics
I'm Back, JKell
Roaming in Orbis
You're wack, JKell
Floating in your orbit
Yeah I'm here, stay clear
You can't hit me, wrong tier
I've been gone long, shed a tear
Cause I grip the mic, with all might
Cause Kev told me you need some smite
I'mma hit you with all of my plight
Not going back to Roz
Wei knows that they miss me
I won't talk on Ron
Yes I Keep up with Shifty
I saw the server crash and I just had to laugh
All these people paying money and they end up with that
It's kinda funny the pixel lovers couldn't even look at their stash
I'm Back, JKell
Roaming in Orbis
You're wack, JKell
Floating in your orbit
If your vocation is this game
Take a vacation and go away
Cap a pill and just lay
Your brain is too frayed
Like a micro when a raid
Slice its heads like a fillet
And by the end of the day
Its all owned by Vein
Kev told me to come back
I've got what you all lack
But I'll give you a new track
So you can reach my stack
Catch me in Media's Discord server for more hot tunes hitting Orbis- 4
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J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts.
As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all.
All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever...
LYRICS! probably should read these
That's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backI murder a sphere, so better stay clearYou never, heard my jeers has it been 2 years?You better, leave that AA, it ain't gonna helpWhat good's it gonna do against a nation that raids itself?I'm waiting' for paper like, "Hell, man, I'm sitting in a shell"Epi, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jailI used to be Rozi's little member in 1518 I was raiding AAs and being obsceneI used to, lurk in the forums and just upvoteTill Alex came and showed that politics is just a jokeI used to play all day, now I have to earn my payHow do I do real life? surviveTry to thrive, end up deprived, sit and cryAt least I have a real wife, I guessI must just grew up quick (no)Blew up quick (no), was raised rightwhatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrongYou think of my name now whenever you say, RonDon't know my destiny because I hate T-R-EA-T-Y 'cause my first AA said goodbyeCan't wait 'til James see mineNow, coming back, was it worth it? No, but now I'm a poetRead my posts, sit, what? Think I'm not legit?You hear this gif? Oh its upside downHere, let me turn this SOB up right nowThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backI take each brand new nation's Discord handle and message themJust to see if he hate spheres loves me and wants to cause some mayhemAnd if he responds to me, he'll let me on his nation's helmAnd becomes a puppet in my new paperless realmMy name is J KellI've hated paper way before my first farewellThe sensational, "Back is the incredible!"With Shifty Elf, who just finds the leaks plentifulIt's Shifty Elf on the, OWFTryin' to, DOX your friends and give Alex stressIts a sick Orbis we play in these daysJ Kell, For Pete's sakes give back Ronny's ICSs!Geez, you guys are so sensitiveJ Kell you might get banned, why don't you just join TestPosts with no sense in it, trying to get most Liked postsRaise everyone's hopesHitting every roast and include the most jokeseveryone sending notes, wanting to get closeI tell them all to go, join RoseThey get high and overdoseAnd that's where I get my name fromThat's why they call meThey call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backI take the user list of the RON Discord serverBuy a comic, its a real page turnerAnd give the code to anyone who hits a memberAnd that's the whole Balkans lobby raided all in one turnCause I'm J Kell, They tell me to go to hellIt'd be funny if they fell and hurt themselvesAnd by the way Perpetuals, who do they play?Am I the only one who realizes they can't raid?Should I join an AA and care what y'all think?Read ink and sign every paper ya'll drink?It's why I tend to block out when I hear things'Cause all these bots screamin' is makin' my ears ringSo I just, throw up a middle finger and let it lingerLonger than the rumor that I was kicking it with Firewolf'Cause if I ever kicked it with any player in OrbisIt'd be Charlie Travel, and Soup Cat you know thisI'm sorry Soups, but I don't care if the Johnsons were my own sphereI'd still dissolve em and stab the leaders with my spearAnd have Orbis and my peers raid me at the same timeAnd just say that that ain't kind, what's my name?I'm J Kell(I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, I'm backThat's why they call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm backThey call me J Kell(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back- 1
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So WTF, I remember when I used to actually not care about them, cool to see that they are making me actively not care about them again.
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Well shiver me timbers! We sprung a leak!
Raid them till they tell you where they stashed Lenin's body! We need it preserved!
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On 2/10/2020 at 12:27 AM, Mad Max said:
Someone get JKell in here to rap that please.
Lyrics:
On 2/9/2020 at 6:41 PM, Ripper said:pillage, plunder, rifle, and loot
kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
extort, pilfer, filch, and sack
maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
kindle and char, inflame and ignite
burn up the city, are really a fright
are rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
are devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
are beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads
but are all loved by their mommies and dadsWhy did I do this.... I don't know... I like having fun
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7 hours ago, Kastor said:
Until Law School
Take my hand and we'll make a shadow.
As a 2L, I feel like I should advise you to stay away from law school
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So what I'm reading here is that Odyssey essentially did the following
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This Global wars memes here please
in Orbis Central
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Honestly, no point in making anything myself, this makes all the points needed