J Kell

J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts. As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all. All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever... LYRICS! probably should read these That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I murder a sphere, so better stay clear You never, heard my jeers has it been 2 years? You better, leave that AA, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a nation that raids itself? I'm waiting' for paper like, "Hell, man, I'm sitting in a shell" Epi, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail I used to be Rozi's little member in 15 18 I was raiding AAs and being obscene I used to, lurk in the forums and just upvote Till Alex came and showed that politics is just a joke I used to play all day, now I have to earn my pay How do I do real life? survive Try to thrive, end up deprived, sit and cry At least I have a real wife, I guess I must just grew up quick (no) Blew up quick (no), was raised right whatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong You think of my name now whenever you say, Ron Don't know my destiny because I hate T-R-E A-T-Y 'cause my first AA said goodbye Can't wait 'til James see mine Now, coming back, was it worth it? No, but now I'm a poet Read my posts, sit, what? Think I'm not legit? You hear this gif? Oh its upside down Here, let me turn this SOB up right now That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I take each brand new nation's Discord handle and message them Just to see if he hate spheres loves me and wants to cause some mayhem And if he responds to me, he'll let me on his nation's helm And becomes a puppet in my new paperless realm My name is J Kell I've hated paper way before my first farewell The sensational, "Back is the incredible!" With Shifty Elf, who just finds the leaks plentiful It's Shifty Elf on the, OWF Tryin' to, DOX your friends and give Alex stress Its a sick Orbis we play in these days J Kell, For Pete's sakes give back Ronny's ICSs! Geez, you guys are so sensitive J Kell you might get banned, why don't you just join Test Posts with no sense in it, trying to get most Liked posts Raise everyone's hopes Hitting every roast and include the most jokes everyone sending notes, wanting to get close I tell them all to go, join Rose They get high and overdose And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me They call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I take the user list of the RON Discord server Buy a comic, its a real page turner And give the code to anyone who hits a member And that's the whole Balkans lobby raided all in one turn Cause I'm J Kell, They tell me to go to hell It'd be funny if they fell and hurt themselves And by the way Perpetuals, who do they play? Am I the only one who realizes they can't raid? Should I join an AA and care what y'all think? Read ink and sign every paper ya'll drink? It's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these bots screamin' is makin' my ears ring So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was kicking it with Firewolf 'Cause if I ever kicked it with any player in Orbis It'd be Charlie Travel, and Soup Cat you know this I'm sorry Soups, but I don't care if the Johnsons were my own sphere I'd still dissolve em and stab the leaders with my spear And have Orbis and my peers raid me at the same time And just say that that ain't kind, what's my name? I'm J Kell (I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back They call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back

So WTF, I remember when I used to actually not care about them, cool to see that they are making me actively not care about them again.

Well shiver me timbers! We sprung a leak! Raid them till they tell you where they stashed Lenin's body! We need it preserved!

Lyrics: Why did I do this.... I don't know... I like having fun

Take my hand and we'll make a shadow. As a 2L, I feel like I should advise you to stay away from law school

So what I'm reading here is that Odyssey essentially did the following

This seems like a good starting point, I'm sure I'm missing something here that would need to be changed. From what I am reading, though, this seems to be at least a partial solution to making individual war outcomes more uncertain with some back and forth. Would Naval blockade still be after one IT? As there is no way to partially block trading.... Unless, one IT with a naval attack stops the ability of the losing country to trade with nations, but not their ability to receive id directly from their alliance. The second IT would fully blockade them. What about that?

Good luck, stay alive, push for your members to be active and raiding... Ignore people telling you to give up. Just don't go inactive on your alliance members.

Glad to see another community already established become fully fledged here in the world of Orbis. Good luck, hoping to engage with you in the future!

The idea is to encourage them to engage and feel involved. We do not want them to join an alliance that gives them strict instructions on how to play the game, kicking or defunding them for non-compliance, while at the same time not informing them of the Discord/community discussions and memes/jokes that make up the bulk of the game. That's why most new players quit, they realize (or worse, they never are told) that unless they are engaged in the Discord channels, OWF, or they are in on all the memes/jokes there is nothing more to this game than sitting there like Stanley pushing the buttons his alliance leader tells him to push.

Or how about not even in a major alliance?

This is what makes me split on whether this is a good idea or not, everyone would do this towards the beginning of wars in order to better themselves which would then make RNG for wars even more of a weighted factor than it already is. If your missiles miss and they hit your power plants, welp, enjoy sweet death. IDK, interesting idea that really gets the blood pumping on a Monday afternoon.

Truth is, no one cares about mini spheres or "balancing" unless they are the ones with the power to broker it

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