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So WTF, I remember when I used to actually not care about them, cool to see that they are making me actively not care about them again.
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Well shiver me timbers! We sprung a leak!
Raid them till they tell you where they stashed Lenin's body! We need it preserved!
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On 2/10/2020 at 12:27 AM, Mad Max said:
Someone get JKell in here to rap that please.
Lyrics:
On 2/9/2020 at 6:41 PM, Ripper said:pillage, plunder, rifle, and loot
kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
extort, pilfer, filch, and sack
maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
kindle and char, inflame and ignite
burn up the city, are really a fright
are rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
are devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
are beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads
but are all loved by their mommies and dadsWhy did I do this.... I don't know... I like having fun
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7 hours ago, Kastor said:
Until Law School
Take my hand and we'll make a shadow.
As a 2L, I feel like I should advise you to stay away from law school
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So what I'm reading here is that Odyssey essentially did the following
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This seems like a good starting point, I'm sure I'm missing something here that would need to be changed. From what I am reading, though, this seems to be at least a partial solution to making individual war outcomes more uncertain with some back and forth. Would Naval blockade still be after one IT? As there is no way to partially block trading....
Unless, one IT with a naval attack stops the ability of the losing country to trade with nations, but not their ability to receive id directly from their alliance. The second IT would fully blockade them. What about that?
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Good luck, stay alive, push for your members to be active and raiding... Ignore people telling you to give up. Just don't go inactive on your alliance members.
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Glad to see another community already established become fully fledged here in the world of Orbis. Good luck, hoping to engage with you in the future!
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14 hours ago, Malinok said:
The idea is to encourage them to join an alliance.
The idea is to encourage them to engage and feel involved. We do not want them to join an alliance that gives them strict instructions on how to play the game, kicking or defunding them for non-compliance, while at the same time not informing them of the Discord/community discussions and memes/jokes that make up the bulk of the game. That's why most new players quit, they realize (or worse, they never are told) that unless they are engaged in the Discord channels, OWF, or they are in on all the memes/jokes there is nothing more to this game than sitting there like Stanley pushing the buttons his alliance leader tells him to push.
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17 minutes ago, darkblade said:
Even if you aren't high gov FA or a leader.
Or how about not even in a major alliance?
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35 minutes ago, Darth Ataxia said:
you’d be dumb not to just target power right away and cripple your opponent much more quickly.
This is what makes me split on whether this is a good idea or not, everyone would do this towards the beginning of wars in order to better themselves which would then make RNG for wars even more of a weighted factor than it already is. If your missiles miss and they hit your power plants, welp, enjoy sweet death. IDK, interesting idea that really gets the blood pumping on a Monday afternoon.
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On 9/10/2022 at 12:47 PM, darkblade said:
Everyone now realizes that Eclipse doesn't care about minispheres unless they are on top
Truth is, no one cares about mini spheres or "balancing" unless they are the ones with the power to broker it
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22 minutes ago, Arthur Wellington said:
If Rose and Eclipse shouldn't be together because that would be too powerfull, which sphere does deserve the position of most powerful?
Unpopular Opinion: No One Deserves Anything
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1 hour ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:
Of course you do, you are a 5 city nation in a 2 man alliance. You are so far below the point of being involved in anything of matter, you might as well be an ant in a city of giants.
Some day Ronny, some day I'll be big enough to give you the bop on the nose you deserve. Nice to know you checked out my nation page and see that I role with OG @Pika right now.
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45 minutes ago, Cooper_ said:
So bottom line is that current FA folks need to think about their priorities. Is it solely a strategic game now of friends and enemies where you're just trying to maximize the time you're on top? Or do you have a vision for the future of the game and are willing to put yourself on the line to achieve it?
I laugh at the idea that someone in FA has a vision or dreams...
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Once I rose above both Rose and Celestial
Just to get a glimpse beyond their bestial
I was smoking ever higher
But I got too high
Though my nation could see, I still was a blin man
Though my alliance thought, I still was a mad man
I hear the oldies when I'm playing
I can hear them say
Carry on, my wayward Kev
There'll be peace when Alex gets devs
Lay your weary head to rest
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There is politics! The politics is, however, not taken from the perspective of someone playing a character in the game of Orbis. People don't expect a RP element, they expect your words to reflect your character outside the game. People see things that Epi did and said, in real life he must be a scum bag. People joke about Rose being too touchy and taking everything to heart, but almost everyone reading this post does it. When someone, playing the game, does something political in ORBIS that slights you, you don't think "well played" or "wow, more fun drama." No, people here think "wow, he must be an awful person." "he probably lies to his family the way he lied to people in this game." "This person is a real dirtbag and should be called out everywhere for his actions." AND when people did RP and spent time writing out things that were DESCRIPTIVE and INTERESTING, people picked them apart, finding anything they didn't like. Then, instead of engaging with the RP, they call the poster names and act as if he/she should be chastised until they quit Orbis or never post a RP again.
My advice for people who want Orbis to be IRL drama free? RP, see the separation between the person's profile pic and the actual human behind the screen. Have fun if someone insults you. Laugh at the joke, because (it should be) aimed at your profile pic, not you as a human being.
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Here's a bunch of Empyrea ads and stuff I made way back in the day.
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Why does every discussion about banks, offshoring, or bots always get to a point where people start arguing that micros are the problematic and just mess up the game for the rest of the community? If they just disbanded and joined big spheres, the game would be more interesting, better wars, less scams, more memes, better player retention, and overall a blast. I hear this all the time, but micros drive people to engage more with the game when they first join. People don't want to get lost in a sea of a 100 nation alliance. That sucks, makes people realize that the bulk of this game is Discord channels and memes and if you aren't in on the jokes and discussions, you literally just do exactly what you are told and nothing more cause organization control is key for this game. Micros and tools to help micros help drive player engagement.
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Happy birthday to one of the oldies!
The only reason I play today is because of Rozalia. He kept me going and stopped me from quitting the games several times. I miss him. Here's what I said when he left over 4 years ago
7 years is amazing! Most people thought Wei would disband within the year Rozalia left, but @The Royalist and @James XVI turned that alliance into a powerhouse. It still stands to this day. To celebrate 7 years, I got a whole bunch of old ads and memes from the good old times!
If you have more, I would love to see it. Most are gone as Rozalia purged his Imgur account.
Much love Wei!
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In the not so distant future on a glitchy text based game
The fat and lonely lazy players who in the server played
Said that global wars really suck, and Orbis is really lame
Let's just leave the bots playing so no-one knows our shameSo then one day in his basement when Borg was super stoned
He thought that it would be awesome if the banks all got owned
When the alliances saw their banks were gone, they knew just what they would do
If you steal all of our banks then we will nuke you till you're blue
Its World War FU, Orbis is about to end
Only bots will be playing so no one can actually win
Its World War FU, I think we can conclude
We really had it coming so I guess we all get screwed
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7 hours ago, hidude45454 said:
>Parody about the news agencies
>Literally just RON
Sounded better using that name
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10 minutes ago, Uncle Frank said:
fu it now im vibin with this 😆
Jkell makes everyone Vibe eventually
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Leaks and Rumors by JKell (Parody of Dirty Laundry by Don Hanly)
Lyrics
I make my living off the Royal news
Just give me screenshots
Screenshots I can use
People love it when you lose
They love leaks and rumors
Well, I coulda been a Leader
But I wound up here
I just have to joke well
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us leaks and rumors
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em all around
We got the funny little memer
Who loves to lie
They can tell you 'bout the collapse
With a meme about pie
It's interesting when Spheres die
Give us leaks and rumors
Can we report the treaty?
Has he raged quit yet?
You know the boys in the chatroom
Got a running bet
Get the loser on the set
We need leaks and rumors
Everybody wants to find out
What's going on
But nobody likes it when
its about their own
We already know you're boned
We got your leaks and rumors
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em when they're off
Leak 'em when they're on
Leak 'em all around
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little people
wearing every disguise
We would love to see your demise
We love leaks and rumors
We'll leak a little something
And you may condemn
When it's said and done
You'll learn it was your DMs
We all know where it stems
Give us leaks and rumors
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I'm Back - J Kell
in Orbis Central
Posted
J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts.
As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all.
All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever...
LYRICS! probably should read these