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  1. I love all the small differences in American and British English. Take these that I heard and/or read at Heathrow for example: 

    "Lift" means "elevator"

    "Lorry" means "truck"

    "Gate Closing" means "Boarding Group 2"

    1. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      Funny, I didn't see that last one on there. Maybe the author got distracted by someone running past them at full speed in an airport. :P

  2. I just called a range near me. They don't allow XM855 or steel core .308, but do allow .50 BMG. We're hitting stupidity levels never thought possible.

    1. kosmokenny

      kosmokenny

      Steel core ammo is a much higher fire risk and ricochets a lot farther

  3. Yo, got any food? It's only been 5 years, lmao

  4. The range sold me M855 but then said they don't allow M855 on their range and they don't give refunds for ammo. Press f to pay respects to my wallet.

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    2. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      Then why do they sell it!?

    3. Shiho Nishizumi

      Shiho Nishizumi

      Time to shoot it in 2/3 Gun.

    4. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      @Aisling Duval That's a great question, which I don't think they even know, lol

  5. Some of you are decent. Don't go to Caracas class tomorrow.

    1. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      Or really anywhere in Venezuela, tbh.

  6. Goodnight PnW

    Goodnight shitposters

    Goodnight day traders

    Goodnight wars

    Goodnight attention whores

    Goodnight MAPs

    Goodnight chaps 

  7. 1337 attention whore sounds accurate. 

     

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  8. Stocking up on extra Dr. Pepper for Friday the 13th. Can't deal with crowds running from Mickey Mouse with a chainsaw car in Walmart blocking the drink aisle. 

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Stock up on Mtn Dew, Slim Jims, and Cool Ranch Doritos for maximum survival rate.

  9. Apparently I'm 7th on the forum in post count. 

     

    I need either a life or more Dr. Pepper. 

    1. Ukunaka
    2. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      Well, with the right to post 3D printed guns online affirmed by the court now, I may have a new hobby. ;) 

  10. My car: Please let this be a normal road trip. 

    Me: With the Wis? No way! 

    Cruising on a dirt road

    Every bump is feelin bad

    Next thing that you know you're sayin'

    "Shit, I grounded my car and the last inhabited structure was almost 30 minutes ago."  

  11. Far Cry 5 just proves "city folk just don't get it." 

    This message brought to you by Farmers Only

  12. Every white colored food is vanilla. Except popcorn.

    Eat the yellow popcorn. 

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      But don't eat the yellow snow!

  13. Why did Carthage get so salty after the Third Punic War? Get over it, losers! 

    1. Theodosius

      Theodosius

      It left a really bad taste in their mouths. Gonna need some time to wash it out.

    2. Frederick

      Frederick

      Hah, I get it, because their fields were salted. Got em. 

  14. My cousin texted me and asked me how to make an expensive house in The Sims 4 for an achievement. I replied just buy a ton of modern art. She said she didn't understand. I said I didn't, either. 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Just spam the motherlode cheat and buy a crap load of armour statues

    2. Patty

      Patty

      Then get a job and work some for your simoleans

  15. I swear I clicked on my profile, but it sent me to the Farewells & Goodbyes subforum. The forums must be sick of me shitposting! 

    1. Theodosius

      Theodosius

      Don't listen to it. We still love you.

  16. What's on your mind?

  17. Not inactive anymore!

  18. Winter is coming...

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