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Status Replies posted by WISD0MTREE
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I love all the small differences in American and British English. Take these that I heard and/or read at Heathrow for example:
"Lift" means "elevator"
"Lorry" means "truck"
"Gate Closing" means "Boarding Group 2"
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The range sold me M855 but then said they don't allow M855 on their range and they don't give refunds for ammo. Press f to pay respects to my wallet.
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@Aisling Duval That's a great question, which I don't think they even know, lol
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The range sold me M855 but then said they don't allow M855 on their range and they don't give refunds for ammo. Press f to pay respects to my wallet.
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Tell me your stories of your best meal ever.
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Some of you are decent. Don't go to Caracas class tomorrow.
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Rest easy, Stan Lee - You absolute legend.
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Time for margaritas and a good TV show, any suggestions?
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Time for margaritas and a good TV show, any suggestions?
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Whatever happened to The Illuminati? I think they realized the shame of their DoW. You won't be missed Kyle.
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Apparently I'm 7th on the forum in post count.
I need either a life or more Dr. Pepper.
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The post you downvoted was like an error - I'm horrible offended and this should be a crime to downvote a mod.
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The post you downvoted was like an error - I'm horrible offended and this should be a crime to downvote a mod.
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bͫ̈́̇oͬ̈̍oͪ̅̋p̆ͯ̆i͗̿̌ẗ́̾̓y̎̄͋ ̓̑̓b̒̎ͥoͭ̓͆ó̈͊pͥ̏̂ ̉ͪ͆zͨ̂͂e̅ͧͤeͤ̄̅ ̄̌̓b͑̇ͥo͑̔ͩoͦ͋̈́p̎͌͗ ̓͗̇bͫ́ͥi͐̅̒pͣ͛ͧp̉̈́ͩiͬ̐̑t̊ͭ̌ẙ̏́ ̍ͧͪb̄̈́ͨoͮ̿̋pͫͦ̓ ̇͊̽f̃ͩ̎lͭ̏̚iͪͩ̆mͫ̂ͦ ̊̓̂f͐̌ͥl̓ͪ̌aͪ͋̉m̐ͯ̆ ͗͐ͤz̈́͂̆iͬ̇̽m̑̾͗ ͌ͨ͂z͐̈́̀á͗̽m͐ͥͤ ͂ͧͣz̈̐͛o͛ͮ̾p̑͋ͥ ̿̅̎b̓̒ͦe͗ͪ̚e̒̋ͦp̔̆͆ ͆ͬ̉b̂͛̀oͫͦͣoͦͦ̈́p̑ͤ͂ ͫͤ̔b̂͐̈ȅ͂̋p̓ͣ̚ ͌̾̋bͥͮ̓a͒̑̏m͌̓ͪ
͙̖ɯ̩͖̘ɐ̲͖̞q̮̬̝ ̞̫̟d̹̣̹ǝ̝̟̬q̱̥̮ ̮͖̙ḏ̗̫o̺̯̠o̜̲̲q̦͚̺ ̜̲͓d̘̦ͅǝ̤̪̜ǝ͇̤̣q͚̥̳ ̮͔̫d̬͎͎o̳̟̭z̦̣͕ ͇͉̺ɯ͇̳̟ɐ̤̤͖z͎̼̖ ͉͈͉ɯ̻̗̜ᴉ̜̩ͅz͔̝͈ ̞̝̟ɯ͇̟̠ɐ̖̘̠l͖͇̻ɟ͓͇̟ ̤̘ͅɯ͙͇̠ᴉ͎̙̻l̝͈͙ɟ̝̫ͅ ̬̠̞d̯̙͕o̭̺̙q͕͚̤ ̣̦ͅʎ͕͓ͅʇ̩̫̬ᴉ̭͔̗d̩̪̪d̰͍̮ᴉ̖̤̜q͓̩͖ ͓̪̻d̘̯͓o̲̙̟o̙̟͙q̻̫̩ ̘̞͚ǝ͈͙̭ǝ̦͇̰z̮̤̖ ̼̟̱d̟̘̫o̟̫̗o̝̠̙q̖̪̤ ̺͎̙ʎ͇̞̻ʇ̙̝̣ᴉ̙̲͙d͔̟̜o͎̺̮o͔̭̰q
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If you have a beer at 5am, is it drinking late or drinking early?
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GO SWITZERLAND!
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Dogs: Woof
Cats: Meow
Frogs: Ribbit
Humans: ???What is the default human sound?
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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For the remainder of 2018, Shifty shall refer to himself in the 3rd person at all times.
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Animals turn food into shit, but no animal turns shit into food.
Tell me the last time you saw a cow shit out a supreme pizza w/ extra mushroom.
Case Closed.
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Rename Alliance Affairs "Amtrak Affairs" because it's all gonna get derailed anyway.
Ayooooo
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Why the hell am I still playing this game?
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Seventy-four. Eight thousand two hundred and thirty-nine. Fifteen. Eight hundred and twenty-seven.
If you thought this post was going somewhere, you'll be thoroughly disappointed.
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down....we might.....if they screamed all the time....for no good reason!
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
What's the difference between a "slim chance" and a "fat chance"?
If people from Poland are Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?