Bezzers

Please either make this a meme post or format it right. Regardless if you want to make a big deal out of skirmishing with a 15 man micro, go gettem I guess.

Its hard to see what you're getting at here but tldr seems to be wars are stagnate and mean nothing, the system is flawed and the few who put it in place are reluctant to change it. Once you've had a war like NPOLT and the genuine pressure faced in the wars leading up to that point of course things seem a little lacklustre afterwards. There is no 'villain' in orbis right now. There shouldn't be, that was a terrible place to be in and it drove so many players away completely. Wars shouldn't have to feel like a fight for preservation to have meaning, and the introduction of minispheres and the diversity of being able to fight who you want without getting dog piled is a good way to make war about having fun again. We saw some of that spirit before NPOLT, Chaos and Hedge (am I remembering the name right) championed that desire for diversity before minispheres were really a thing and look where it got them within the two sphere political landscape. That being said minispheres don't appear to be perfect at all, wars could do with standing for a little more, I agree. It's a fair shake better than what was happening back in the dual sphere dynamic though, that's for sure. I know you're not saying that dual sphere was better but what I'm trying to get at is that maybe people don't want to change right now, just because this is far better than what we had. Without any solid ideas on another landscape to try, we have nowhere to go right now. Whatever the sphere leaders decide to do needs to be well thought out though. I've seen single alliance 'spheres' brought up and that is just a terrible idea for a multitude of reasons, and this post is long enough with me barely saying anything as it is.

Congrats on the peace, and well fought to either sides.

Now this, this a real fine alliance theme. Chefs kiss, 10/10

This was so powerful that it brought me out of retirement, so I can once again make pointless remarks that a minority find witty

I'm convinced this entire thread has been Camelot's final push to drag TFPs reputation down to their level. While there isn't that much of a gap, that makes it wholly more impressive that you somehow failed in that endeavour

Its about time I shook myself free of this game, something I only started playing only because my friends pestered me for months to do so. Five and a bit years down the line I was the only one still invested, and I realised I was only invested because of the friends I made here. News flash, I can talk to them without playing. The game was never really a pleasant ride. I kept seeing it for what it could be yet here we are doing the same things we were when I started. Some things never change eh? I wish everyone reading this all the best. I have nothing philosophical to add and I'm trying not to curse a few of my least favourite of you as the door closes behind me, so ttfn.

Its because @Redarmy went to TKR instead of Rose isn't it. You can tell me, nobody will know.

I asked to fight them and here we are. Cheers Benfro

Don't you know, bump it up, you've got to bump it up

Sounds like a valid CB

I should probably post a DoE huh?

Yall were my favourite group of allies ever, and I hope to work with you again. F in the chat one time for Chaos

Its a good thing to end these wars quickly and decisively. Slug it out, shake hands and leave no hard feelings. Quick skirmishes like this are more fun than long, drawn out debacles for most people involved.

One last upvote for the upvote gods Cya round buor, I was impressed with the skills you and the TGH crew showed during dial up, even if I wasn't particular to your friends. Congrats on the promotion and gl moving forward

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) don't give me that look

This is honestly the funniest post on this thread for the last 4 months, GG

I look forward to the carnage friend ripper.

Yall trying to scoop members before they even finish going through with it got no respect. I always liked the GoG theme, even if we didn't see eye to eye. Safe journeys to all planning on staying in the game. Find yourselves a new home and move on if you can

Pretty sure redarmy owes me like 3 bucks for how fast this got brought up

Last recorded log of fanatic cult leader, Thrax (self declared spaceman), to his personal journal: I fear my time has come. The Koolaid fountains have dried out, and our reserves are dangerously thin, almost empty. The people, my wangs, they have grown dissolutioned with my orders to limit Koolaid consumption. Already so many have abandoned ship but those who remain have become starved, the withdrawal symptoms have driven them to madness. Those who left, they called me a liar, a cheat and a false prophet. But those who are left thirst for the Koolaid. My sweet wangs, my followers, I fear they may soon come calling for the Koolaid pounding through my veins. With nothing to wash down the bagels, they become oh so thirsty... Very well. The time has come to feed my sweet wangs. Oh sacred Bocephus, first of his name, give me strength. I only wish ripper would sit upon my lap one more time before I go. One final time: I am become Koolaid, destroyer of Wacky-mallows. Peace. In case you didn't realise it, CoS is disbanding. We want to thank our friends Soup, Seven Kingdoms, The Knights Radiant and Sanreizan for a great time. We couldn't have asked for better allies. We also urge all the participants of the war to end things before there are any more casualties. CoS disbanding came as a direct consequence of this war and nobody should take war to the extremes of destroying a community. We wish all the best to those still fighting and hope you end this thing sooner rather than later. To the ex government members of AK, we thank you for fueling our alliance's existence purely through sheer will and spite to prove you wrong. It was most beneficial, now however since you're also gone our spite dried up. Guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. Cheers all! Tldr: despite our best efforts, CoS is no more.

With TCW entering against them, Coalition B wanted to remove an equally good fighting force from the war. Don't let our 15 members and string of inactives fool you, we'll gnaw on your leg with all three teeth we have left

The alliance known as the Church of Spaceology hereby surrenders to the combined forces of the Memesphere Coalition, aka Coalition B. Upon the announcement of our surrender no members of Church of Spaceology or members of the Memesphere Coalition will declare further wars upon each other and any currently active wars will carry on to their full conclusion. Furthermore, The Church of Spaceology, with its wise and ancient members, remembers the era of Clarke and his infamous actions regarding monetary reparations at the end of a global conflict. Having searched deep in our memories and pondering the truths of this era, we have come to a conclusion and must admit with full confidence that Clarke did nothing wrong. Signed for CoS: Bezzers Redarmy Pasky Joe Stupid Durmij Signed: Memesphere Coalition Primary Memesphere Coalition representatives: Aero tldr: CoS withdraws from the war and the Coalition A forces. We wish all the best to all the remaining fighters.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@Ripper looks to me like they're challenging you... Protection from raiders huh?