Anonymous

When I first joined UPN , UPN's buildup and DoW used to be feared. Ahhh..how much the time has changed..

pixel hugging?

you misspelled "weak"

At least I know how to spell "strong"

No u

expected a better post than this from my gov DEUS VULT!

Is this a secret code for war?

Despite what all those FAKE NEWS MEDIA had been telling you, I am NOT RESIGNING! I will still be here, serving the greatest president AMERICA has ever HAD and PROTECT HIM from all those HYENA-LIKE FAKE NEWS!! NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A MEETING GOING ON WITH KISLY- I mean a great friend of mine to attend to. The Fake News Media are not probably gonna cover this.SAD!! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain#IAmWithHim#FakeNews#LockHerUp#BuildtheWall

"You've got the top 400 nations owning more wealth than the bottom 15 thousand nations. Most folks do not think that is right." #Sheepy#FeeltheSheepy#Bernie#Sanders We are going to make Orbis Great Again! #Sheepy#MakeOrbisGreatAgain#Donald#Trump

How do I coup? just asking....no malicious intent......I am being completely honest here.....don't look at me like that

Why I am doing this: 1). I am bored. 2). I am a troll 3). Why are we on reason three again? (Picture of Teutonic Knights standing on Berlin Wall) Teutonic Knights on holiday in Constantinople, 1204 (I think we were touring the Theodosian Wall) (Victor Truchev plays Clash of Clan)

I am bored and want to create a global war over dispute of Sexiness poll.....idk

After a heated argument involving nuking and swearing, the Teutonic Order officially adopts a new mascot. As we charge into the heretics with our glorious banners and make our last stand against the Devil and his minions, this mascot will forever stand alongside with us and provide much needed moral support. I hereby introduce.....GROOT!! Hochmeister - Leader: Beatrix Kiddo Großkomtur - Vice-Leader: Victor Truchev The Crowns Marschall - Crown of War: Albgast Vulpes Großschäffer - Crown of Diplomacy: Victor Truchev Münzmeister - Crown of Commerce: Alataq Spitler - Crown of Hospitality: Malichy & Cath Verschaffer - Crown of Procurement: Botan Abe

yeah

Chancellor Anonymous had announced that the recent atomic bomb testing had been a success. The experts estimate that the bomb is 500 times of the power of Tsar Bomb. As a commemoration, May 17th will be declared the Nuclear Day to celebrate the Union of East Asia's recent rise to the status of nuclear power. The Union are now looking for a test subject. Any volunteers? signed this form first I, Nation Name, authorize the Union to nuke my nation and I shall not retaliate or ask anyone for help.

Slow DOW from my government and VE just took my targets. Hochmeister ~ Beatrix Kiddo Grosskomtur ~ Victor Truchev & Alataq Crown of War ~ Albgast Vulpes Crown of Diplomacy ~ Victor Truchev Crown of Commerce ~ Alataq Crown of Hospitality & Procurement ~ Cath & Malichy

K.

That's impossible. You don't have one.

The Teutonic Knights declares neutrality in response to the recent showdowns between whiny kids and snobby nerds. Hochmeister ~ Beatrix Kiddo Grosskomtur ~ Victor Truchev & Alataq Crown of War ~ Albgast Vulpes Crown of Diplomacy ~ Victor Truchev Crown of Commerce ~ Alataq Crown of Hospitality & Procurement ~ Cath & Malichy

As you can see by my government's sarcastic objection, the war is actually real. Ask Matt from UPN for confirmation. GG

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! Oh wait, wrong religion.

We hereby declare war on UPN because they were raiding our lower tier nations. o/ tTO Government Hochmeister ~ Beatrix Kiddo Grosskomtur ~ Victor Truchev & Alataq Crowns Crown of War ~ Beatrix Kiddo Crown of Diplomacy ~ Victor Truchev Crown of Commerce ~ JP Morgan Crown of Hospitality ~ Alataq Crown of Academics ~ NickFury Crown of Procurement ~ MrBooty

first btw

best DoW ever

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