Sval

IT keeps me up at lunchtime.

Don't call me bro, pal.

We knew this was coming sooner or later. It happened to others who left the coalition, it was always going to happen to us. The narrative of only hitting people who leave and act against them really doesn't fit anymore. But I'd rather be here, in this position, running on empty and taking a beating than be associated with that kind of conduct. I can think of little more toxic. Anyone on Orbis who isn't in Coalition B and thinks they're safe from this; you have my pity.

If I'm bored at 12pm, it's because I failed to pack a suitably exciting lunch. The radiation index on Orbis has really been affecting the quality of my sandwiches.

I heartily endorse this product/person/service.

72 hours ago Order of the White Rose and Black Knights exchanged notice of the cancellation of our treaty. 3 years, 5 months, 3 weeks and 1 day was a decent run. I wish BK all the best going forwards. And as some have seen fit to come to me asking, I also want to make it abundantly clear here and now that BK have never made any threats against us. Our decisions have been entirely our own. As they always have been and as they always will be. Thank you for your time, Sval Prime Order of the White Rose

It's odd to see something OWR-related descend into Pokémon rather than potatoes. I feel hugely conflicted.

Didn't take this long to descend into the usual shit-show.

The Kith of Order of the White Rose and the Associates of The Syndicate have agreed to work together on some things. Article I: Non-Aggression Neither party shall engage in any activity detrimental to the security, stability or wellbeing of the other. Diplomatic remedies will be sought for any issues which arise. Article II: Mutual Defence Both parties are enabled and required to utilise any means at their disposal to defend one-another from third-party aggression. Article III: Optional Aggression Both parties are enabled to utilise any means at their disposal in combined offensive actions should they so desire. Article IV: Intelligence All information found to be pertinent to the security and wellbeing of either signatory will be freely shared. Article V: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Article VI: Cancellation Should either party choose to terminate the treaty a grace period of 72 hours during which time the treaty is still binding shall take effect. Signatories For Order of the White Rose Prime: Sval Legate of Foreign Affairs: Bulbasaursucks Legate of Internal Affairs: Kabu Legate of Defence: Bendigeidfran Legate of Economics: Luis For the Syndicate: Leopold von Habsburg, Chief Operations Officer Utmos, Chief Financial & Security Officer Sisyphus, Strategic Planning

My respect and best wishes going forwards.

For a moment there I thought I'd been couped. Then I remembered I don't exist anymore. So it's fine.

I only declare war with express written permission.

This war will end on a day that ends in a y, you mark my words!

The war is already over.I

Ermagherd

Don't bring me into this. I'm a vassal. I have no opinion.

We skipped the salt and went straight to vinegar I see.

Lame

Great. Now I'll never get that song out of my head.

It keeps me up at night.

Indeed, had our allies in IQ been attacked, we'd have been smacking down the aggressor quicker than you can say "neutral menace".

I'd be more than happy to offer him some pointers on how to cling to power for more than 5 minutes, but he'd likely be ousted before I could hit "Submit".

The treaty web isn't why we're staying our hand. The fact we have absolutely zero beef with the people currently being targetted is. It's literally that simple.

Ha. "Trying"

Yep.