[Event Horizon is here]

Congrats

[We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting to bring you an important news bulletin]

Truly a cultural victory

[Have you heard of Discord? A Revolutionary Leap by TKR!]

Discord? What's that?

[[DoW] The Empire falls]

Holy wall of text, Batman!

[The Shakespeare Accords]

Well, it ain't Shakespeare, but-

Oh, wait...

[Why is Keegoz still in charge anywhere]

On 7/30/2023 at 3:28 AM, Kastor said:

My real life is more exciting than pixels on a screen

Citation needed.

[[DoW] Reforming Paragon]

17 hours ago, Daveth said:

Is there any other way to have crisps?

Quite fond of sour cream and chives tbh. But that doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

[[DoW] Reforming Paragon]

Spicy, with a dash of salt and vinegar.

[Syndicate, INC Opens Business Office in Uritithu]

5 hours ago, Krampus said:

Quack has reformed. It is time for Nexus to come back. Assemble the avengers @Darth Ataxia @KiWilliam @Sval

Hush lad I'm trying to sleep over here.

[[Peace] Another One In The Books]

Show me the money

[[Statement] A Bad Joke]

On 7/5/2023 at 7:33 PM, Kyubnyan said:

Unacceptable. OWR's shares are rightfully Sval's.

I already donated the money to CyberNations.

[[DOW] Words are Wind, War is Winter.]

1 hour ago, Buorhann said:

So who’s right?

Who's left?

[[DOW] Words are Wind, War is Winter.]

I'd also like my money back.

[A dish best served cold...]

Could you remove the flags? I'm trying to watch the movie.

[[Peace] Time to NAP]

Just now, Kyubnyan said:

TFW no potato

I got you

[[Peace] Time to NAP]

Just now, Kadin said:

It's the spoon, isn't it? 

There is no spoon.

[[Peace] Time to NAP]

Just now, Canbec said:

Thank you for a well-fought war, @Sval, and for agreeing to our lenient terms. GL with the rebuild!

My pleasure.

Just now, Kadin said:

Pretty sure this is a shitpost, but these terms get the thumbs up from me. 😉

All of these terms are legit, save one.

[[Peace] Time to NAP]

 

The alliance formerly known as OWR formally surrenders to the alliance currently known as TKR, and agrees to abide by the following terms:
 

1. OWR will become a vassal of TKR
2. OWR’s peacetime MMR will be restricted to 0001 unless otherwise approved by TKR
3. OWR will transfer its entire bank to TKR as reps, indefinitely
4. OWR agrees to a 120 month NAP with TKR
5. There is no spoon
6. There is a potato

Signed ~ Sval

[[PEACE] The Bifröst Blitz shimmers - WH surrenders to MG [PEACE]]

1 hour ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

Fun fact, Pineapple has an enzyme in it that breaks down I believe proteins, so when you eat pineapple, its trying to eat you back. 

I saw that on a show somewhere, so no idea if its true, but its sounds fun so i am going to go with it.

It's on the internet now, so it must be true.

[The Truth]

21 hours ago, Nukey6 said:

Aaaaaaa a zombie!

(ngl this post's only point is to express my shock that Sval is still alive. How have you been, Sval?)

I died. But I'm feeling much better now.

[The Truth]

I can't handle the truth

[[DoW] DoW]

On 11/26/2022 at 6:22 PM, P2K said:

Waited until there was a definitive winner to join huh, when we started this war we had no clue if we would come out on top but here we are. Now we have others jumping in to reap the benefits of our hard work. But thank you for your help.

No problem. You looked like you needed it.

[[DoW] DoW]

The alliance formerly known as OWR formally declares wor on the alliance currently known as TKR

Signed ~ Sval

[6 Years of House Stark]

Happy birthday

[An OWR Announcement]

    Order of the White Rose Announcement

 

 

OWR formally withdraws from Orbis.

Signed,
Sval