matt2004

The idea that you're somehow in the right here is absolutely hilarious. I'll see you on All Stars...

So long TCW. Best of luck to you in future. There's always All Stars.

After weeks of spying, UPN can now release actual footage of the superweapon Quack were relying on to end the conflict in testing.

Oktoberfest II - Deja Vu

Oh goodness me.

Pay some taxes.

UPN recognizes your recognition of our recognition. Now let us see your tax returns.

Prepare to have a house fall from above onto you. A house that is about to crush a wicked witch.

Investigate off shore tax havens with private military arms

The world rots in conflict. Many tribes battle for dominance. While the Spiritual ones pray and sleep for peace, the United ones fight for Orbis. The United Purple Nations hereby recognises a state of war with Terminal Jest. In addition - attempting to meddle in the internal affairs of our organisation by any external party will not be tolerated.

Time to collect some taxes.

My role is not elected. I am more than aware of my responsibility in the appointment and supervision of all ministers in the Executive side of UPN. The overall responsibility stops with me, not my members, not my lower ministers or MPs. I was not inactive for a period of 14 months, the timeframes are inaccurate. We did have a long period of increased delegation that is being referenced however - and changes were planned to be introduced before the beginning of the NAP Period - those changes are now being adopted internally at pace. Yes - my activity did drop at the beginning of the COVID pandemic - my hours in the Health Service increased drastically. That is not an excuse for lack of oversight - and that again falls down to me - not my membership. The departure of Under is not a "last minute publicity stunt". It isn't the responsibility of my MPs to explain a decision that was made by me alone.

The United Purple Nations is pleased to announce our new government: Executive Branch: Prime Minister - Matt2004 Chief of staff - Noreen Secretary of State for the Home Office: Noreen Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs: Itachi Uchiha Chancellor of the Exchequer - Jared95 Elected MPs: Cameron Axley Sirogorath Sirgogobeans

Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=211546 Nature of violation: The leader name for this nation is "Adolf Hitler" The nation page has "Third Riech" written on it. Multiple nations on that network too: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/unique/id=211546

Who wipes his mouth with toilet paper because it's difficult to tell which end is which?

The great fire of the server room OR Server fire #18

Actually it is possible to beige someone when you're completely pinned down. Of course the method might be just a little complicated for you to understand. And no, it isn't letting Diane Abbot do the resistance calculations.

They didn't get the memo about the charity what-field running event which lasts for two whole months. So disrespectful

A few more of them got Lost in Japan