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Wilhelm the Demented

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About Wilhelm the Demented

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    The Syndicate
  • Leader Name
    Wilhelm the Demented
  • Nation Name
    Verumque Amentia
  • Nation ID
    16646
  • Alliance Name
    The Syndicate

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  1. Wilhelm the Demented

    Per your request. $yndicate CB talk.

    If you think you have it bad, just remind yourself that I had to lead an alliance with him.
  2. Wilhelm the Demented

    Per your request. $yndicate CB talk.

    As a member with high level access to The Syndicate's affairs, I can confirm that we were 100% committed to unquestionably backing EMC forever until Partisan took over and ruined everything and absolutely no one else's conduct had anything at all to do with this.
  3. Wilhelm the Demented

    Amid Series of Scandals. Executive Officer Retires

    The blame can be laid squarely at Chaunce's feet for that one.
  4. The Syndicate prides itself on transparency, high moral and ethical standards, and a profound commitment to maintaining a high standard of behavior and results. This is why after a tumultuous series of scandalous events swirling around all of our competitors, the Syndicate is pleased to focus on the retirement of somebody who has a perfect record of behavior, proven decision-making ability, and absolutely no failures on record whatsoever. Wilhelm the Demented, our Chief Operations Officer, (who is certainly not demented in the slightest) has just recently announced his intent to retire from the Executive Board of the Syndicate after a stellar track record of performance and contributions to the alliance, despite a multitude of missteps and mistakes made by the Syndicate’s various rivals abroad. It can not be understated how perfect an individual Wilhelm the not Demented is, and how the Syndicate will certainly be at a loss for at least a week or so in his absence, but after a time of absolutely no errors or mistakes they must find a way without such a fine example of calculated, controlled leadership. All this taking place against the backdrop of the Syndicate’s various political adversaries being absorbed in the chaos of external diplomatic instability. It must be noted that Wilhelm’s hawkish pragmatism has served his alliance very well. Wilhelm’s robust presence in negotiation chambers will be sorely missed in this period of contextless uncertainty. Wilhelm has already committed all of his retirement to charitable donations and service to provide for and develop those in Orbis most in need of aid - proving that excellence does not end with a beautifully executed career and retirement but that it can only expand and grow beyond conception afterward when you’re talking about an individual with such a pure, flawless, and amazing history. In his most noticeable and depressing absence, the Syndicate would like to announce Leopold von Habsburg as the new Chief Operations Officer. He’ll do for now, we guess, though our hearts are broken at the thought of change after such a smooth and near-effortless period under Wilhelm’s guidance. One can’t help but admire the modesty and humility of the man. This announcement was written and edited by a totally unbiased third party.
  5. Wilhelm the Demented

    Shifty News Network-So far, so good, so what?

    I didn't even know I had a welcome.
  6. Wilhelm the Demented

    Shifty News Network-Antisocial

    And yet an MDP still doesn't transfer protection. e$ is an extension of t$ and everyone should know that - but we still make it plain and apparent what the relationship is regarding protection. SG mishandled their treaties, Camelot fumbled their FA, and BK lied so they could make it all right again. What's not to love about this glorious example of competent scheming?
  7. Wilhelm the Demented

    Shifty News Network-Antisocial

    Protectorates do not transfer through MDPs. Think through the logical implications of what you just posted.
  8. Wilhelm the Demented

    Shifty News Network-Antisocial

    Put your moral philosophy book down, kid.
  9. Wilhelm the Demented

    Shifty News Network-Antisocial

    Ah, yes. The classic FA move. Retroactively claim protection over an AA to feign defense instead of just admitting you're helping your fumbling protectorate play World Police, while ignoring standard diplomatic practices entirely. How did no one see this coming?!
  10. Wilhelm the Demented

    Rose Goes Public!

    The Syndicate: Investing in an eco-friendly future.
  11. Wilhelm the Demented

    $yndicate-Pantheon announcement

    Never a bad idea to invest in Olympus.
  12. I demand justice for Uncle Chaunce! JUSTICE!
  13. Wilhelm the Demented

    Let's Clown Arown' :)

    What's all this funny business? 🤡
  14. I think (and this kind of amazes me) that it's important to point out Pantheon is its own, sovereign alliance before anything else and during this complex period of time they deserve the chance to focus on their internals and have the right to make any FA decisions they deem necessary or pragmatic in order to allow them such an opportunity. If my partners at The Syndicate felt any differently, the company's recent actions would not have been undertaken.
  15. Wilhelm the Demented

    Orbis World Security Advisory System (And other news)

    I feel safer already.
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