Lossi

Oh no, don't let menny see this. We'll multiply faster than GPWC.

I'm surprised you guys didn't want the chocolate with rum in it

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Cadbury wasn't able to meet our quotas, but we do enjoy their chocolate none the less

Good ma'am, I will have you know. Lindt has already secured our naming rights, any inquiries will have to be sent to them. ^.^

Err, due to a lack of supply from companies that aren't lindt, we were forced into a trademarked name of Lindt Castle instead! ?

When he was but a wee child of 7 years old, Smoth traveled to the faraway land of Switzerland. Holding his mother’s hand, the little excitable boy skipped up and down the airport, munching on his favourite chocolate: Hershey’s. Upon seeing the big, silver letters emblazoned on a brown background, passersby gawked and pointed, saying “Look, look! Look what that little boy is eating! Does he not know what he does?” And indeed, Smith had no idea. His mother, however, kind and wise, knew that she would have to protect her child from the discriminatory Swiss. Rushing towards the nearest chocolate stand (of which there were many, for the Swiss loved their name and their chocolate the rich bastards), she grabbed the first Swiss chocolate she saw, and shoved it in Smith’s hands, ripping the Hershey’s bar from his hands and throwing it in the bin. Now, Smith was a reasonable child but in him was born the rebellious fire of the American Hershey’s Lad; a courageous spirit destined to overthrow the Swiss Chocolate Hegemons. He had thought of many ways to prevent eating the tasty wonderful ohsogood Swiss chocolate, but upon his mother’s insistence, he acquiesced and bit into the bar hesitantly. Smith’s mouth exploded with flavour unlike anything he had eaten. Alas, after he and his mother departed from the airport, he never got to taste the Swiss delicacy again. On that dark, terrible day, Smith vowed he would never ever eat Swiss chocolate again, for it had given him a taste of paradise and yet robbed him of his freedom. He would put it down wherever he went, and would counsel all his friends to do the same. Now Smith wanders the lands preaching the benefits of Hershey’s and spins woeful tales of the boy who went mad on his trip to Switzerland. In his dreams, he still tastes the glorious Swiss product. For this reason we announce the existence of Chocolate Castle, to bring the taste of good chocolate to Smith once more. We are a small alliance with the simple goal of creating a nice community and to play the game with our friends ^.^ It will be a welcoming place for those who just like to chat a bit and have a good time. Chocolate Popess: Menhera Chocolate Queen: Lossi (a.k.a. Rosey Song) Holy Knight of Military Command: Aether Holy Knight of Internal Affairs: Illen Holy Knight of Economics: Psweet We understand that no micro can exist just by itself for long, which is why we are happy to announce the Nom Nom Accords. The Knights Radiant has agreed to provide us with military, economic, and other necessary support, in exchange for fulfilling all of their chocolate based needs. Menhera the Chocolate Popess Lossi the Chocolate Queen

Fair, just didn't realize you guys didn't disband. Looked like a real possibility mid-Dial Up

Oblivion still has members? O.o

That's perfect lol

I need a dislike button

Why? Dial up is pretty decided, and there's few left that dispute that for the first portion of the war. Revelation is really when the game started to wake up and realize things weren't okay anymore. Final Stand is what it says on the tin. Most of the game finally went all in to bring the war to an end.

I'd honestly go Dial Up -> Revelation -> Final Stand

Such slander is that of such a snake. Surely only a princess can renew the respectability of such a powerful alliance to be #2 in the whole game!

Rosey Song, Princess of The Commonwealth, hereby announces a bid for the race. A vote for Rosey, is a vote wasted!

For the record before I continue. In my time knowing you, I have not ever liked you Leo, and I doubt that would have changed if you stayed. But I do hope, may BK's name rest peacefully as you all move on to a new game. Good luck and have fun to all the ayyliens moving on. Y'all were a good group for the most part.

Someone was enough of a dick to leak BK's private announcement of disbandment, and claim it was for the good of the community.

Brave thought

Toxic thread, @Alex maybe lock

It was fun getting to pester you guys when I was able to rebuild. Good luck rebuilding and maybe we can join you in peace soon. Read the room

I mean, he tried to wait till it ended. Not really his fault the game is still at war.

KETOGG has finally discovered that Polaris is being sponsored by:

It's rather disappointing the weebs lost control.

See, this is why I keep insisting on the use of Cannon-fodder instead of meatshield. Meatshield is so offensive. Cannon-fodder is at least a powerful term. People never listen to rosey, and other people get their feelings hurt as a result ? Since I can tell the context will be lost, I'll point out ahead of time this is satire. Good luck rebuilding people who got peace, one day I might get to join you~

I'd love to