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Aw, I'm sorry dude. Come play with us

Dude, I know you don't have any friends and all but if you wanted to play you could have just asked. This sand box is big enough for us all.

They didn't defect, they were simply incompetent. There's a big difference!

Joe's stupid war

You've clearly crossed the line!

What do you have to say now, you little shit?

Don't you have a war to lose?

Booooring. Go back to randomly embargoing us, serf!

What am I suppose to do? Make actual ingame declarations of war, attack them until all of their military has been wiped out and they have no infra left in their cities? Sounds really !@#$ing boring to me, mate.

I already did, did you miss the OP???

Don't need slots to send me mean pm's

It has come to our attention that a member of our elite group of pals has “insulted†a member of the so called alliance “Hogwartsâ€. Their “leader†Partisan has gone as far as to demand an apology from us. We send our deepest “regards†to Johnny Dum-Dum and hope he’s recovering from his current injuries. However, Charming Friends do not take kindly to empty threats from bullies. Therefore we hereby enact an everlasting passive-aggressive war against Hogwarts, until they’ve apologized for making us apologize. Eat shit, nerds!

No offense but that's honestly still one of the funniest things CF has done.

Lmao, if we really cared that much about winning we would have tried to sign with Mensa. But sure dude, you really got me there.

There's no shame in losing a war, y'all. At least do it with some grace, instead of making up bad excuses or bragging like an asshat while your alliance is going down in flames.

That's a biiig difference, wawawoo. CF shouldn't have as much damage as we do, but at least our newest members have finally gotten some war experience!

You didn't have a single plan if that didn't work out? You probably shouldn't have gone to war then.

Sorry about that, it was my fault.

It's not low if you're already at the bottom!

I can't promise anything.

Yahoo! Mind if I join in on the fun?

T$ is that eccentric rich old man who wants to live on the fringe again, and we're just hanging out for the free rent.

Leave papa t$ alone you stinky pigs

Pay me

Jenny did nothing wrong!