Eric

795 stalkers have stalked me. 450 likes for awesomeness. 640 active posts for having too much time in my life

746 stalkers have visited my page so far. I has 0 warning pointz, and 414 likes because I am sexier than your girlfriend. (As long as you visit my page you are now a stalker)

640 stalkers have visited my page so far. I has 1 warning point, and 299 likes cause I am sexy and lovable.

565 stalkers have visited my page so far. Also I has 3 warning points w00t w00t

Congratulations! You are the newest person to be added to my "stalker list"! Currently I have been stalked by five hundred and four people.

Why are you on my profile? Screw off.

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