William Mannax

Smack dat Booty Chola. Smack em hard.

I liked this because Asgard is the balls. By the way, TKP kept the left nut. Greatnate still possesses old righty.

The Crown and the Parliament wish you the best Daniel. Good luck!

"Mensa HQ thinks that they're the best alliance ever when they are not..." That's not what Dio Brando said.

I see more alliances demanding rosy nudes!!!

Best allies in the game. No question there.

When I was but a lad of ten a sweet lass caught my eye, But as a lad of eleven, I was still far too shy, And by the time I reached age twelve, my loneliness made me cry, And as the teardrops fell onto thirteen, a Rosy thorn got stuck in my eye, But at fourteen I removed said thorn and decided that I’d try. Two dozen Roses I gave to her, on one frozen winter’s day, But when I gave the Roses to her, she had nothing to say, Shocked with horror, the girl stared until I walked away, Then I knew, I’d have revenge against the Roses someday. I’m done with all of these fancy prudes, By the grace of God Rose will send our King scanty nudes, And when they send them over, they shall not be of dudes, They should be of their mothers, to end our brawling feuds. Signatories: King William Mannax Lord Gavin, [Asgard Democratic Party] Lord Solo Man, [Asgard Democratic Party] Lord Li Long, [Asgard Democratic Party] Lord Tiger, [Parliamentary Front Party] MP ratbag, [Asgard Democratic Party] MP Akratul Basznak [Parliamentary Front Party] Note that this declaration of war was ordered by the Parliament in accordance with the passage of Motion for Act of Parliament 39 of which 6 Parliamentarians voted in affirmation and 4 abstained from voting.

Thanks. It has been fun. As a general rule, the ADP represents the older and bigger nations within our alliance and the PFP represents the interests of the little people. That is the biggest ideological difference within our Parliament.

For the record, all of the Independent Parliamentarians just formed a party called the "Parliamentary Front Party" led by Merik.

Tim thanks for all of the hard work. TKP will never forget the great and noble deeds you have done on our behalf!

Okay. It is up on Alliance Affairs. Thanks for catching that. Sorry.

As the King of the King's Parliament, I am happy to announce that after 147 days of existence, our alliance has not grown weary of the Democratic principles of our Constitution. Like this, the Rabble of our alliance, have elected from among their ranks a House of Commons to represent them within the Parliament, as I have selected from among my vassals, Lords to represent the Crown. Unless early resignation or dismissal warrants a by-election, these fine Ladies and Gentlemen are the lawful government of TKP from now until May of 2005. The Crown is excited to serve the Parliament, as Her eternal servant and protector, as is mandated in our Constitution! The House of Lords: -Lord of Jurisprudence: Gavin [ADP] -Lord of the Exchequer: Solo Man [ADP] -Lord of War: Tiger [iND] -Lord of the Seas: Emperor Ifee II [ADP] -Lord of Foreign Affairs: Li Long [ADP] The House of Commons: -Member of Parliament of Jurisprudence: Ratbag [ADP] -Member of Parliament of War: Tiberious [iND] -Member of Parliament of the Seas: Akratul Basznak [ADP] -Member of Parliament of the Exchequer: Jenis [iND] -Member of Parliament of Foreign Affairs: Merik [iND] https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwpacIh7sA4JSFNwcmotVmNFRnc/view?usp=sharing Sincerely, King William Mannax

That's a good idea. I don't know how to delete it but I will post it over there right now and perhaps you could take it down. Thanks Kurdanak!

As the King of the King's Parliament, I am happy to announce that after 147 days of existence, our alliance has not grown weary of the Democratic principles of our Constitution. Like this, the Rabble of our alliance, have elected from among their ranks a House of Commons to represent them within the Parliament, as I have selected from among my vassals, Lords to represent the Crown. Unless early resignation or dismissal warrants a by-election, these fine Ladies and Gentlemen are the lawful government of TKP from now until May of 2005. The Crown is excited to serve the Parliament, as Her eternal servant and protector, as is mandated in our Constitution! The House of Lords: -Lord of Jurisprudence: Gavin [ADP] -Lord of the Exchequer: Solo Man [ADP] -Lord of War: Tiger [iND] -Lord of the Seas: Emperor Ifee II [ADP] -Lord of Foreign Affairs: Li Long [ADP] The House of Commons: -Member of Parliament of Jurisprudence: Ratbag [ADP] -Member of Parliament of War: Tiberious [iND] -Member of Parliament of the Seas: Akratul Basznak [ADP] -Member of Parliament of the Exchequer: Jenis [iND] -Member of Parliament of Foreign Affairs: Merik [iND] https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwpacIh7sA4JSFNwcmotVmNFRnc/view?usp=sharing Sincerely, King William Mannax

I would think that you were making some ca$h off of Princess Bubblegum's advertisements.

Congrats.

TKP has made Democracy work. Most difficult part is getting the Parliament to recognize that the world won't end if they vote against their friends. But we're getting there.

TKP never joined this coalition so MDMA didn't "force TKP out." I feel like you guys asked me out a date and I didn't reject you harshly enough so now you're telling everyone that we slept together when we didn't. What kind of girl do you take TKP for? The Parliament is a sweet young Lady. Respect her wishes. Bastards...

Thanks Sheepy for being an awesome admin as always!

For the record, Church Gourley is not a current TKP member and does not have the authority to make statements on behalf of TKP at this time. Also Church messaging you that TKP is considering joining his coalition [whether that is true or not] is far from TKP asking you to attack anyone.

What?

70 degrees in Missouri too.

TKP recognizes Sheepy as a God but we have retained a vague veneration of the Norse deities as well.

Also if it makes the Treaty Web look better for TKP to add or delete a line, please let me know. That can be arranged even if it makes no diplomatic sense for us whatsoever.

Good luck. Since our alliances are the same government type, began with the same protector, have the same tax rate and the same philosophy on nudes, I expect that we will have good relations for a long time to come.