Single Status Update
Introducing the best kind of microtransactions into the Politics & War. Coming soon! Wiki Credits! This is a premium currency which allows users to edit the wiki for a small fee each article costing 1 credit If you think this isn't ridiculous enough. You can always buy our patented wiki boxes which may contain random characters that you would normally grind for 70 hours for. Because who would want to grind for the letter "A"? BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! If you pay for our special offer that contains 10 credits for the one easy payment of your soul. We'll throw in a framed poster to hang on your wall saying "I sold my soul to Featherine and all I got was this lousy poster". Watch us go from 0 to Electronic Arts on steroids in just 24 hours!
This is a Parody. Not an actual feature.