Thalmor

I don't know where our alliance is going at the moment. We're already getting attacked and we're broke.  

What can you buy with $200?

Don’t call me “in active,” call me the opposite, “out active” cuz I’m always logged in.

Cobra Kai Dojo has been gone for couple of years but would it be better if it came back? 

Like this if you ever had to go pooop really bad but you were in a walmart so you are like omg I have to use the public restroom so you go into the restroom and someone is in the smaller stall and you take the bigger one and there is no lock on it and you're like whatever I'm going to poop my pants so you go in and you are doing your business and then you hear people coming in and out and you're like whatever bc going to the bathroom doesn't really bother you if you're in public so you're just scrolling on your phone on whatever app and letting it all go and then yous see feet at the stall door and then the door opens and there is a giant guy standing there in crocs staring at you and you look up from your phone and make eye contact and he's like omg i'm so sorry and you're like nah its fine man i'm just pooping and he just is like i'm so sorry and you're like its good and go back to scrolling on your phone and he's locked in some shock moment and then 30 seconds later he says sorry again and closes the door. Like this if you had that happen to you.

mfw the coalition that wants to force people from the game leaves the game voluntarily. 

Daily update: Anyone else bored of seeing salty IQ members?

I have Returned and gonna kick some ass

1v1 me out the front of Weenie Hut Juniors, you won't

I'm a simple man, really: I like breakfast foods, guns & jiu-jitsu. 

Are Knights Templar the pests of TCW?

They are like flies but RKO outta nowhere

I do not understand a single thing about the politics of this game. I’m a simple man. Game Suggestions is where it’s at.

what the fricc is going on right now someone explain

If you look close enough, the high horse people like to ride on is actually a donkey.

The range sold me M855 but then said they don't allow M855 on their range and they don't give refunds for ammo. Press f to pay respects to my wallet.

"Jonas Supporter"

Seems legit..... WAAAIT A MINUTE!

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Nice weather we've been having.

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Do you ever sleep, lunatic?

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you your Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine is so warm OwO notices your cupola o3o someone's easily penetrated Loads Panzergranate 39 ~ murr~ hehehe knocks out your commander and loader you're so big :oooo fires into the driver compartment it doesn't stop penetrating ·///· rams you and shoots a Zis-30 your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes SturmGeschütz III Ausführung G: wiggles engine compartment and squirms I want to see your big daddy ammo racks~ wiggles turret I have a little itch o3o wags barrel can you please get my itch~ puts tracks on your frontal armor nyea~ its a 75 mm Kampfwagenkanone 40 itch rubs your frontal armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs tracks down your frontal armor and fires turret-mounted Maschinengewehr 34 lol like I need to be punished really good~ tracks onto your ammo racks as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. Can I go for the Panzer Badge breaks your tracks with MG 34 as I load HE my you smell so oily :v licks barrel mmmm~ so oily drools all over your 76-мм танковая пушка обр. 1940 г. Ф-34 your cannon breach I like fondles Radio Operator Gunner hehe puts muzzle break on driver hatch and inhales deeply oh god my frontal armor is 55 mm~ licks cupola punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles Machinengewehr 34 I love your communist goodness bites KwK 75mm cannon breach please punish me nuzzles nyea~ blows off your barrel so good licks gun oil of your 76 mm tank gun M1940 F-34 salty goodness~ driver reverses and fires Hl.Gr. 38C mmmm~ laughs and blitzkriegs

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you your Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine is so warm OwO notices your cupola o3o someone's easily penetrated Loads Panzergranate 39 ~ murr~ hehehe knocks out your commander and loader you're so big :oooo fires into the driver compartment it doesn't stop penetrating ·///· rams you and shoots a Zis-30 your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes SturmGeschütz III Ausführung G: wiggles engine compartment and squirms I want to see your big daddy ammo racks~ wiggles turret I have a little itch o3o wags barrel can you please get my itch~ puts tracks on your frontal armor nyea~ its a 75 mm Kampfwagenkanone 40 itch rubs your frontal armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs tracks down your frontal armor and fires turret-mounted Maschinengewehr 34 lol like I need to be punished really good~ tracks onto your ammo racks as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. Can I go for the Panzer Badge breaks your tracks with MG 34 as I load HE my you smell so oily :v licks barrel mmmm~ so oily drools all over your 76-мм танковая пушка обр. 1940 г. Ф-34 your cannon breach I like fondles Radio Operator Gunner hehe puts muzzle break on driver hatch and inhales deeply oh god my frontal armor is 55 mm~ licks cupola punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles Machinengewehr 34 I love your communist goodness bites KwK 75mm cannon breach please punish me nuzzles nyea~ blows off your barrel so good licks gun oil of your 76 mm tank gun M1940 F-34 salty goodness~ driver reverses and fires Hl.Gr. 38C mmmm~ laughs and blitzkriegs

Many people do not know this, but Negan - the Moderator, is a Virgin.

Roses are red

You shall make me pasta

Doesnt matter much

As you still a busta