Emperor Penguin Rikkar

The Nestingland would be willing to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the nation of Ryas. Seeing as Ryas lacks criteria to warrant instant hatred from the Master-Fowl, any and all channels for diplomatic negotiation are open.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE Final Victory is at Hand! Work Hard to Secure our Triumph! Stand by for word from our Emperor Penguin: Failure to Respond to State Salutes is a Terminal Offense! Even A Penguin That Has Nothing Can Still Offer His Life! Enlist Today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

It's the closest a penguin could find. Appreciate the message, not the faulty medium.

Eins - zwei. Sonne - Licht. Fleiß ist Tugend, Wahrheit Pflicht. Zu Befehl. Jawohl mein Herr! Wir sind deutsche Roboter. Drei – vier. Sternennacht. Arbeit fertig. Gut gemacht! Harte Ziele – hoch gesteckt Die Maschine läuft perfekt. Korrekt – Perfekt! Wir müssen uns vermehren. Die Welt zum Heil bekehren. Geboren, um zu dienen. Auferstanden aus Ruinen. One - two. Sunlight. Diligence is a virtue, truth is a duty. Your Orders, Yes Sir! We are German robot's Three - four. Starry night. Work done. Well done! Tough goals, aiming high The machine is running perfectly Correct - perfect! We have to expand To convert the world to salvation Born to serve Resurrected from ruins

Accurate feels when trying to TD.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE TO THE SKIES! Through Will, Strength. Through Strength, Victory! No longer is the Nestingland at the mercy of the sub-fowl bombing campaigns. Through sheer determination and technical prowess, members of the Nestingland Reconstruction Force have cobbled together more Me-626 Little Blue Fighter-bombers, bypassing all attempts by our enemies to successfully contain and starve our Superior Species. Though finite in amount, the undoubted success of these wonder-weapons will lead our Nest to Final Victory! Will You let them Win? Work Hard for our Victory! Reconstruction of public areas is now in effect, however until the Nestingland achieves Air Superiority it is advised to remain in your War Nests until ordered. A Coward Will Always Seek Compromise. Report Dissent To Your Nearest War Nest Today! Failure to Respond to State Anthem With the Fin Hail is a Terminal Offence!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE TURNING OF A TIDE Final Victory is in Sight! You Must be a Part of the Fight! Though still at the mercy of Sub-fowl aircraft, the Nestingland has successfully pushed its aggressors out of most of its borders. Currently, the VI and IX Penguinaries are heroically struggling against the last holdouts of enemy infantry within Noot-Noot and Nestingstadt. However, a new development within the war effort has shaken the Nestingchancellery to its core. Long believed by the Nest to be the only Penguin Empire on Orbis, recent events have brought to light that the Nestingland of Krakke is not alone. What is worse, this rival nation is a degenerate mutation of the proud Penguin species. And as any cancer, it must be dealt with swiftly before it can spread any further. Tolerance is a Disease. Be the Cure! It is Your Duty to Report Sub-Fowl. Report any Disturbances to Your War Nest. Our Future is the Legacy of Our Past.

:rikkar: Behold true Happiness!

The melting of the Polar Ice Caps means our homeland will soon become quite mobile. As our Navy inevitably expands alongside the rising seas, it will only be a matter of time before all will bow before the Master Fowl. Behold, Ye Mighty, and Despair Other than that minor snub, Bring Us Moar Emogeeees Sheepy!

What devilment is this? After all the Nestingland has done Emperor-1 Rockets, Freeing the PriZOOner of War Camps with NeMinE agents, Fighting Beak and Claw against Sub-Fowl Again and Again? Only to be passed over by another lesser Penguin? Oy Vey.... Least its doing the Fin Hail right...

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE AUTHORIZATION OF SUBVERSIVE TACTICS WILL YOU STAND FOR THIS? REPORT TO YOUR WAR NESTS IMMEDIATELY FOR ORDERS! As the destruction wrought by the Underfowl reaches a despicable height, the Nestingchancellery has authorized NeMinE operatives to utilize any and all tactics normally banned by Master-bird warfare. In the war-torn cities of Finville, Old Pengu, Pengugrad, and Nootropolis, the cities public sound system has been rewired to broadcast edited streams of our Leader's speeches, in a successful attempt to disorient and dismay our enemies. Take heart in your Leader! Final Victory is within our grasp! Successfully fighting their way out of the insidious PriZOOner camps hidden within the hearts of our enemies cities, NeMinE agents have successfully waged guerrilla warfare outside of our borders, sinking multiple ships and terrorizing their cities with their clever deceptions. Our Valiant Brothers fight deep behind the enemy lines, but will YOU join us? COMPULSORY MOBILIZATION IS NOW IN EFFECT: REPORT BY 0500 TO YOUR NEAREST WAR NEST FOR ORDERS. DISSENTERS AND COWARDS WILL BE PECKED. VICTORY THROUGH BLOOD. BLOOD THROUGH SELF-SACRIFICE.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE Defend Your Nests! Only You Can Turn The Tide! Repeated strikes by cowardly bombers have rendered the Krakkian AirWeapon branch powerless against the Underfowl Foe. While members of the Nest Reconstruction Group work day and night to repair the damage wrought, all Master-fowl are ordered to initiate a nationwide blackout at sundown to prevent further losses by enemy strikes. Final Victory through Self-Sacrifice! Defend your Nest Today! Though outnumbered, the Nestingland is certainly not outgunned, as multiple E-1 Rocket strikes brought the angry fury of the Superior Species home to our savage aggressors. Destroy the Foe! Report to your nearest War Nest today for orders! Please Stand By for an Address from our Emperor Penguin:

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS WAR AT LAST! We will fight! You must work, for our VICTORY! At the moment of this broadcast, proud members of the Master-Fowl are fighting with beak and claw against the amassed armies of our racial enemies. Beset on all sides by those that wish nothing more than the complete annihilation of our dominant species, the VIII and IX Penguinaries have stabilized fronts in the cities of Pengugrad, Noot-Noot, Nestingstadt, and Finville. Before being overrun, the Noot-Noot E-1 Rocket facility unleashed its payload, smiting our foes within their very borders. Crush the Sub-fowl Menace! Enlist today and receive an additional Herring Ration! In retaliation, our Nestmarine fleet scrambled all available U-Ship submersibles, and assaulted enemy coastal positions, damaging their navy in good fashion. Enlist today! Defend your Nests! Prove your Worth! Though still early on, the fighting has seemed to go in the Over-fowl's favor, as the blunt fury of the aggressors have been met kilo for kilo by their superior Penguin masters. Time will soon tell of our Final Victory. ALERT: CURFEW HAS NOW BEEN REDUCED TO 18.00. RATIONS HAVE BEEN HALVED. SUBVERSION TO THE MASTER-FOWL PLIGHT WILL BE MET WITH PECKING SQUADS. Victory through Strength. Strength through Work. Work through Obedience.

Ban for a name reminiscent of a CommuSeal

The Nestingland as a whole takes offence to that remark.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS Please Stand by for a speech from our Emperor Penguin... Failure to respond to State Salutes is a Terminal Offence! Failure to feel National Pride after a State Speech is a Terminal Offence! Failure to report eggs with an uneven speckle count is a Terminal Offence!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS Production has slowed to a waddle as regional tax rates have skyrocketed over the last few years. The Ministery for National Rebuilding has reaffirmed its position that the excessive spending must continue in the name of progress, as the last invasion on Master-fowl soil devastated multiple cities. Safeguard your Nests! Enlist today and receive an additional Herring Ration! The Emperor Penguin gave an inspiring speech yesterday to the standing-room-only Nestingchancellery, reaffirming the place of the Overfowl against its featherless neighbors. Failure to respond to state salutes is a Terminal Offence! Remember: Strength of Will through Strength of the Master-Fowl! Report any underachievers to your nearest NeMinE officer today!

For those of you wishing for a little epic twist on the old song.

The Nestingchancellery is pleased that non-members of the Master-fowl have noted the Nestingland's colonies across the planet, however it has been determined that the best place to stay is in Europe, as has maximized its industrial potential to the resources available to that continent. However, any friendly relations with non-anthropomorphic nations is highly encouraged, and the Nestingland would be pleased to engage in friendly trade with Rekishstein.

Without Roleplay, the Nestingland would be Kaputt. The nation simulation is basically a time-waster that occasionally sparks great RP fuel in a war or two.

The Great Nestingland has long been a dream of the Master-fowl, however, as there is no great seventh continent of frozen ice to claim for Herringsraum in Orbis, the Over-fowl must make do with most of Eastern-Central Europe.

The Nestingchancellery is confused by such statements. Obesity in the Nestingland is at an all-time low, due to the mandatory physical exercises of the youth to rejuvenate their spirits, and with a universal conscription rate every member of the Master-fowl has to meet strict physical qualifications or face pecking squads.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS FINAL VICTORY Marching with the unconquerable will of the Master-fowl, Penguinary soldiers entered enemy territory yesterday, driving the Underfowl foe back into their caves. With the aid of ME-626 air cover and Rockhopper armor, the warriors of the Nestingland drove the enemy to a sound surrender. Stand by for a speech from our Emperor Penguin: Failure to respond to State Salutes warrant a Terminal Offence! Mandatory reconstruction conscription is underway. Report to your nearest reconstruction centre or face a Pecking squad!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS Secondary and Tertiary reserves are being activated by the Nestingchancellery. All servicefowl affected must report to their muster nests by 0400, or face pecking squads. Remember: A good ape is a Dead ape! Mercy to the sub-fowl is a Terminable Offence! Thought of the day: A small mind is a strong one!