Emperor Penguin Rikkar

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE As the celebrations of the First Wars of Aggression nears to a close, the Nestingland has now entered its longest standing peace in its short history. As members of the Nestingchancellery cite the numerous positive effects this has had on the Krakkian economy, the Nestingland Ministry of War has released statistics showing that it is less than enthused. Over fifty-four percent of the current population has yet to have proven itself in war, and less than seventy-six percent of the Nestingland's warmachines are currently up to date. Please Stand By for a word from our Emperor Penguin: Failure to Respond to State Salutes Will Warrant Pecking Squads! Failure to Support State Ideals Will Warrant Pecking Squads! Failure to Report Dissent Will Warrant Pecking Squads!

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their deflected missiles.

Disregard the political blurb underneath, can't find one without it anywhere on the 'net.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE As the Anniversary of the first Wars of Aggression approach, the Nestingland Ministry of War and Expansion has decided to compile the assorted documents involving the Arms, Weapons, and War-machines of the Nestingland. PenguinKraftWagon I "Rockhopper" Armed with a single 130mm low-velocity mortar, the PnKW I excels in anti-armor and bunker-busting operations. Though built to match the waddle-speed of the ground troops, its 200mm sloped armor keeps most known anti-armor from penetrating. The only good Commu-Seal is an Extinct One! Machine-Engine 626 "Little Blue" Mounting a single high-power jet engine against two lightweight wings, the Master-Fowl can finally rule the skies as destiny intended. Armed with twin 30mm cannons utilizing explosive rounds, these deadly warbirds are one of the most successful in the Nestingland's arsenal. Enlist Today and Receive an additional Herring Ration! Under-Sea-Ships Combining Natures deadly beauty with the Master-fowl's unbeatable science, this fusion of biotechnology and natural power allows the Nestingland to operate undetected deep under the waves. With a cyber-enhanced bite capacity able to tear holes in even the thickest of ships armor, and with twin torpedo tubes, this upgraded predator is capable of removing any marine threat to Nestingland interests. Emperor-1 Rockets Utilizing a single jet engine like the Little Blue Me-626 fighters, these missiles are packed with an explosive warhead yielding 900 kilograms of destruction. Flying at over 900 kilometers an hour, the only thing that will herald its coming will be the crescendo of its dive siren, as it screams towards its target. Uninterceptable by modern Master-fowl technology, it is a pinnacle of the Penguin technological superiority. Strength is the Weapon of Victory! Enlist Today! Remember: Curiosity Begets Treason! Obey Your Leader, Report Dissent Today!

While the tolerance of such degenerates armed with nuclear weapons is sickening, the thought of such weapons being used against other such sub-fowl is quite thrilling. And with any ensuing nuclear winter benefiting the expansion of the Nestingland, I see no reason why we should curtail the Fraggles from their mischief. Fire Free, Fraggle Rock!

Fluent English, broken German, terrible Spanish, and enough Korean to be fun at house parties. And if you need to know how to swear fluently in any major language, I'm your bird.

On 13 December, we exterminate the Sub-fowl...

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE To Disobey the State is to Disobey the Emperor-Penguin! Due to a greater need of transparency from the Nestingchancellery, the Nestingland has deemed it appropriate to reveal and explain its tenets of the Noot-Noot Doctrine. These points are State-sanctioned, and as such are to be followed in every matter of discourse. Point One: The unification of all penguin species, regardless of location and class. Point Two: The equality of rights for every Penguin in respect to other nations, empires, collectives, and federations. Point Three: To seize and occupy the land and territory required to sustain the Penguin species, including colonization for excess population. Point Four: Only Penguins may be citizens of the Nestingland. Consequently no Non-Penguins can be a member of the Nestingland. Point Five: All Members of the Nestingland are to have equal rights and obligations, subject to the needs of the State. Point Six: To extinguish soulless war profiteering, the Nestingland is to confiscate all war profits and nationalize all war industries. Point Seven: To avoid the degeneration of the Penguin state of mind, compulsory nationalization of the press is required. Point Eight: To ensure the strength of the Nation, the Nestingland is to formulate a strong center of government. Point Nine: To remove the threat of the annihilation of the Penguin species, the Nestingland is to thwart the formation, expansion, and oppression of foreign empires under the rule of Non-Penguin entities by means of sanctions, discourse, or war. National Observance of State Doctrine is Required. Failure to Observe State Doctrine is a Terminable Offence!

Fin Hail.

Last quest of the main storyline was boosted to over 8k experience. I found this, where some guy did some number crunching on idiot savant, seems worth it in almost any case.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE After long hours of consultation and discussion with esteemed superiors of the Nestingland Ministry of State, the Nestingland has decided to update its information branch by adding in a weblog of pertinent information. Due to excessive executions spurring from striking superior officers, the Fin Salute is now to be raised at the usual angle, except for straight ahead instead of straight out. Those unable or unwilling to comply will be dealt with in accordance to State Law. Failure to return State Salutes is a Terminal Offence! The Nestingland is celebrating the fifth winter of a world free of CommuSeals. All members of the Master-Fowl are required to attend their local State Ceremony in honor of those who fought against the savage monsters. The new Nest-Museum of an Extinct Species in Finville is opening its doors after the ceremony. Pride through Strength. Failure to meet State Standards of Physical Fitness is a Terminal Offence!

This game !@#$ed me up more than any other that I can remember. On a side note, Idiot savant is OP as !@#$, gained over 1000 experience by freeing Valentine alone.

The Ministry for Foreign Domestication gives the tourist destination of There a 6/10, citing excessive heat, lack of herring, and sub-fowl culture as the only problems. However, the island locale was a refreshing take on the land-locked Nestingland.

We humbly thank Hippo for this list. As per point one of the Noot-Noot doctrine, every anthropomorphic-identified nation must be dealt with in an orderly fashion that befits the ascendance of the Master-Fowl. Further submissions will be monitored with interest.

Compliment: Harrison is a good name. Insult: you are sub-fowl.

(Download complete) Finally, time to emerge from the vault and rejoin the nearest Enclave outpost! (Level 15) Crap, no Enclave members in sight. Must be a higher-level thing. (Sees Prydwyn for first time) HALLELUJAH ITS.... No... It can't be... (Level 34) All hope is lost. There is no Enclave. There is no Eden. There is only War... And War never changes...

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE RECONSTRUCTION COMPLETE Our Future Is The Result Of Our Past! The Nestingland is pleased to announce the Reconstruction of its proud metropoles is now finished! Once again, the proud spires of Noot-Noot and Nestingstadt have been rebuilt from the ruins. Finville's Penguplatz Opera house ceremonially opened its doors, showcasing new and exciting examples of Master-Fowl high culture. All Military Personnel Receive an Additional Herring Ration! Though minor, small herring shortages have been noted in the outskirts of the Nestingland. The Ministry for Victual Allotment issued a public decree of Nest-First, to ensure that those most loyal, stalwart, and invigorated of the Master-Fowl will have the best allotment of rations. Hungry for Action? Enlist Today! A Closed Mind is a Strong One! Report Free-Thinkers, Dissenters, Anti-Establishmentarians, and Individualists Today!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE FINAL VICTORY! VICTORY THROUGH DETERMINATION! As the wars draw to a victorious close, members of the Nestingland are now called to rejoice! Through our determination and self-sacrifice, we have risen from these conflicts a stronger nation. A Prouder nation. Though suffering enormous casualties in every branch, the sheer Will of our superior species kept us united and pure of thought. Because of our stalwart brothers who fell before us, mandatory conscription will be in effect until otherwise deemed necessary. E-1 Rocket production has been once again maximized, as most of the Nestingland's stockpiles have been expended in the triumphant defense of our Herringsraum. War Forges Superiority. Report to your nearest War Nest Today! Mocking the Emperor Penguin is Mocking the Fallen! Report Dissent Today! Failure to Respond to State Salutes is a Terminal Offense! Failure to Read This Notice is a Terminal Offense!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BLACKOUT UNDER EFFECT Light means Death! Due to vile sub-fowl nighttime raids, the Nestingland is hereby ordered to blackout all light sources at night, in the effort to minimize bombing run damage. All fowl found after dark with illuminated dwellings will be summarily pecked. For those interested in supporting the eternal struggle against the sub-fowl, the Nestingland is hereby announcing the ability for investors and Master-Fowl to purchase war bonds, paid in full upon Final Victory. Every Akker counts in this war, as every plane we build we take one waddle closer to eradicating this cultural disease from the planet! Work Hard to Ensure Final Victory! Subversives Missing Work Quotas Will Be Pecked!

Fitting for the Rise of the Nestingland.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE VICTORY AT LAST! PRESS THE ASSAULT, ENLIST TODAY IN THE NAME OF YOUR NESTINGLAND! Through great hardship and overwhelming odds, the Master-Fowl have at last secured victory over their lesser foes. As U-Weapon assault ships crushed Sub-Fowl hopes of outside resources, Little Blue fighter-bombers intercepted enemy bombers en-route to the Nestingland, tearing all hope of resistance from their weak grasp. There Shall be No Clemency for Cowards! Death to the Sub-Fowl! As resistance in foreign lands are diminishing, black eyes are turning towards other empires in need of eradication. As of 20.00 hours, all members of the Nestingland military are under orders to stand by for further assaults. Victory Requires No Explanation; Defeat Allows None. Dissent Must Be Reported To Your Nearest War Nest!

The Nestingland's fishing techniques require one to already be a member of the Over-fowl, and as such would be of no use to one such as yourself. However, any nation can merely expand its borders in the name of herringsraum, in order to gain more resources to continue the struggle to Final Victory. Give a Penguin a Herring, Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Penguin to Fight in the Name of the Master-Fowl, Feed His Nestingland for a Lifetime.

The Nestingland is fine with extending the NAP to include the Armed Stratocratic Republic of Khevin, as well. May we march to Final Victory!