Declaration of Elongation
Investor Contact:
Matshaa
Media Contact:
Davey
Manchester, Earth, 2024-02-11: On February 10, Matshaa, The Biggest of Grithy Specimens, contacted his bestie Davey. Soon after Matshaa had measured Davey and declared him a MEGA girthy boy. After a hug and a talk the two girthy boys decided to show their weily massive girthy boys to the world founding Matshaas Big Girthy Specimens. The BGS agree to hit all hostiles or anyone who has ever partook in aggressive action against Matshaa or Davey or The wei. Hostile actions towards us weill be met with hostile responses, and a measuring of your specimens to determine level of consequences. Daily weims are also provided by the biggest of boys to the masses free of charge as is typical of Big Girthy Specimens
About Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa.
Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa., based near Manchester, Earth, is the world's weiding identifiers and authenticators of Girthy boys. BGS distributes a wide variety of member measuring and grudge holdings activities. Wholly-owned Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa. subsidiary brands include Teos Heafty Member, which provides no development and growth opportunities for anywein. There are no big boys around the globe and thus invite to the BGS is by invitation only. For more information about Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaas., and its activities, contact Davey, the weilly big MEGA specimen of Global Measuring services.
About Matshaa:
Master of Magnitude of Roz Wei
Girth Guardian of GATO
Mighty Girth Magician of Walmart
Chief Dimensions Director of IKEA
Sovereign of Size and one true size king of Bourbon Street
Girth Chancellor of SRF
Lord of Large at Serene Wei
And
Girth Grand Poobah of Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa.
About Davey:
Chief Girth Wrangler of Seven Kingdoms
Grand Girthmaster of Dawn Rises
Supreme Specimen Steward SRF
The Enlightened Girth Guru of Serene Wei
Prime Proportionist of Cypher
Chief Circumference Officer and MEGA specimen of Global Measuring services at Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa.
About Teo:
Girth Admiral of IKEA
Baron of Bulk of No mans
Girth Connoisseur of Teos Heafty Member and Sultan of Size at Big Girthy Specimens, Matshaa.
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