[The Roz, Triumphant! Once Again!]

Mods are now deleting responses to the question of why you didn't just talk to the Admin? Laughable.

[Imperium of Man DoW]

Good luck guys.

[The Roz, Triumphant! Once Again!]

Oh and folks. The charge here is sexism if you will remember. Where is "men are superior to women" said? Like all the last times over the excellent 4 Wives thread, it can never be pointed out where I stated that women were inferior or whatever the hell they are charging me with.

[The Roz, Triumphant! Once Again!]

Admin has deemed that RP is fine, as long as you do not do it to any actual good degree. Once you start talking about having many wives and such his impotent rage starts boiling up. How dare a time period be like that. History is sexist oh noes. Oh and for those who think I'm being too harsh or whatever. This admin has called me, not the player, the person behind the nation, a racist, a sexist, and even went so far as to call me "sick". He stepped way out of line first himself and I am merely giving him a little bit back.

I unlike many when it comes to themes put a lot of effort in my content. People like flavour. Not everybody can be <Ingame Colour> X. People want to be Templars, they want to be Mongols, they want to be Pirates. However if they dare mention women in their deeds... oh boy, the big tough man that is admin will protect them from seeing such things, what a hero.

Note something also. There has been no rape or any such thing in the Legend of Rozalia. There is no need for it after all as the Roz is the perfect man and all women want to be with him. Closest was Lordship here, but if you can put 2 and 2 together you'd see why that situation was thought by the woman as possibly happening, so we can once again talk about there being so something not all that straight going on with Lordship.

 

[The Roz, Triumphant! Once Again!]

Just now, Haris said:

Are you trying to get banned?

Already am. Just not yet apparent. 

[Rip Alpha]

Without the Son of Heaven everything will collapse and fall apart. Such is the way of things.

Sorry for the losses, good luck to those who'll survive for a bit longer before the end.

[The Roz, Triumphant! Once Again!]

NOTE: Sorry castrati, but I won't bow to your censorship and weakness. Go ahead and ban me out of the game, won't change what you are which is slime. Also I made sure to have the stuff saved even though you deleted it, so you couldn't even win on that. Sad!

NOTE FOR READER: The New Radiant Order as a whole or the United Empire of ZahAharon, Polaris, and Black Knights individually were supposed to post this. However they have informed me that they cannot do it justice with their own posting, and so have implored me to post it myself here.

Talks on peace have been ongoing for a good period of time, neither side wanting to give in without certain objectives met. These included the Roz's demands of some of the states of the New Radiant Order. Standing his ground on this issue, Roquentin sent her trusted Ambassador, T-Ara in an attempt to change his mind.


Pictured: The scene shortly after the meeting of The Roz and Ambassador T-Ara. 

After returning to Radiant Castle however, Ambassador T-Ara advised Roquentin to meet all demands made by the Roz's state of Roz Wei. Roquentin not wanting this to get in the way agreed to them though her vassals who had to pay the cost did not like it.

The demands called for:

1: TUE to provide 72 beautiful virgin women for every single Roz Wei officer. The Roz would receive 10,000 such beautiful virgin women.
2: TUE will provide 1 ton of lubricant and 1 ton of baby oil for usage with the virgins to every officer of Roz Wei. The Roz having no need of lubricant due to using natural, will take simply 100 tons of baby oil.
3: Polaris will provide 4 high class Eastern women from their lands to serve as wives. With their status as wives, information must be provided on these 4 women.
4: Black Knights will provide 4 high class Ebon women from their lands to serve as wives. With their status as wives, information must be provided on these 4 women.

T-Ara herself carried out the transfer:

GAME RELATED NOTE: Women are shown in game as pieces of meat, hence coming under food. Fix this mess Admin! Though with you being a known creep I guess it is working as intended.

The bios for the women had been sent ahead of this.

NOTE: Normally these would be stuff for only the very top leaders to see. However the Roz with his infinite benevolence has allowed you, yes you, to view them too.

First Polaris:

"Hello my name is Anri Okita. When they told me that the Roz, not just any Roz which so many women name their boys these days, but THE Roz was going to get 4 wives from the east, I made sure that I was one of the lucky ladies chosen. Everyone back in my town is so jealous".

"Heya my name is Maria Ozawa. I've never had much luck with men you know, the men of Polaris are just so weak after all so they will always let you down. However the Roz is known all under Heaven to be strong, heavenly so. I look forward to being held in your strong grip. My waist, my breasts, my neck... hold them all in your strong hands".

"Heyo my name is Tomoe Nakamura. My family was one of the few from the east to have been present in these western lands before all this war. We lived under Grillick's rule and everyone always despaired that they had the misfortune to be ruled by him rather than the good looking, smart, strong, and #blessed Rozalia. My family and village is dead, wiped out during Grillick's downfall, however I am happy that at least fate has decided to reward me for my hardship by allowing me to get to live under the great Rozalia at last... I suppose now in more ways then one".

"Heyyyy! Rei Minami here. You're real lucky you know, I've been sought after by so many, even Don Juan who used to rule so much of this area. He made a lot of promises though and never delivered on him. I guess I was foolish to trust him. However I know that you are different to him, so please, let me show you why I'm so wanted. Spend a week in my company and you can throw out all the other women because they won't matter to you anymore... though do keep them. I'm a busy girl and someone to carry my shopping, give input on dresses, so on is always good to have". 

Now Black Knights:

"The name is Anya Ivy, pleased to be meeting you soon. You don't know how pleased I am to finally getting with a real man. The men around here, Tiber the Black's boys, they have more up their pooper than the women. I can't work with such sourness. I need someone positive, someone who knows just how great they are".

"Hehehe, name's Lavish Styles. What I love above all else is a funny man... but sadly there are no funny men in BK, at least certainly not anymore. Everyone is always so sour and ever since Lady Roquentin arrived on the scene it has only gotten worse. Everyone knows however that you're a well of positivity and you are always having a good time... which believe me, I will give you".

"Howdy, I'm Kiki Minaj. I actually was #Blessed to live in Roz Wei for a good period of time. I thought it was over when a nasty warlord invaded and everything went to hell. A poor attractive girl like me... a mean warlord... I thought that was it, he was going to spoil me there and then. I leap out of my hiding spot as it was useless and decided to take my fate head on. The warlord however was Lordship himself and when I jumped out it scared him away. Later some of his men came by but they didn't do anything... think something is not quite straight over there. I know that won't be an issue for someone as virile as you however. I look forward to that ravaging.

Hiya, I'm Cassidy Banks. Unlike many I never thought much of you, surely it was just wild talk and you were overhyped. However when I heard of and then read up on your debate and defeat of the Sage Lordrahl2 and his cohorts I knew that you were the real deal. The retorts, the charisma, the foresight, the knowledge... you just had everything. I've followed you since and while the calibre of opponents has dropped, you always give it your all, you always take them apart completely. I wonder if this intelligence is also in other... arenas... I'm so excited. I feel as if merely being in your presence will make me smarter". 

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The Roz has been victorious over all opposition and has received many rewards for it, such is the way of Heaven. Happy rebuilding to all of those who lost, and remember, if you ever want to be a winner you merely need to join The Roz. Though a certain group of losers have conspired to make that impossible. Remember, always keep the Roz in your heart. Dick strong. Dick Often. Such is the way of the Roz. Do not be like the castrati. No one likes such slime for a reason.

[War Stats 3.0]

New Radiant Order propaganda is shown to be just that, propaganda. Sad!

[Shifty News Network: The Cold War expands]

I don't like the image having a Stalin face on top of it. That is all.

[Congratulations to Roquentin]

2 hours ago, Kastor said:

BK had 115 nations.

Zodiac had 80

CS had 50

So by doing this, IQ lost members. 

 

RW's brutal assault on CS deleted many of their members. In no way BK's fault. 

[War Stats 2.0]

Checking my own stats I see that I am listed as having received damage, even though a CKD nuke was it. CKD is not listed on the IQ side. So damage CKD did on RW, as little as it was, is counted, but our damage on them isn't? In addition even if we ignore the CKD war, my damage is listed at 6,253.23 infra when it was 6,827.95.

[War Stats 2.0]

9 minutes ago, Roquentin said:

He can correct me, but fairly sure he meant sub-rank 50, not sub 50 member count. The point he made was that most of the alliances that peaced out weren't having an overall impact on the war since they were mostly very low city count.  For most of them, no one was planning on having them join the war, but they volunteered to do so once it was under way.

We'll see what he says then. If he can smarten up a bit he'll take your view of such things rather than the one of those under him. Regardless, demeaning anyone not named Cerebus on that list (for obvious reasons that they flipped instantly) is ill advised as things such as "they weren't having an effect" easily applies to others. 

[War Stats 2.0]

5 hours ago, LeotheGreat said:

lol the only one there that was a coalition member when the war started was OWR. Cerbwas dead before and the other are sub 50 micros that fought for a few days then left. If you defeating Kingsmen and Horsemen and Typhon means you defeated IQ you are in for a rude shock.

Acadia is at 38.
United Purple Nations is at 28.
Polaris is at 29.
The United Empire of ZahAharon is at 30.
Orange Defense Network is at 28. 

Total nations = 153

How alliances can continue when BK top guys pronounce their alliances to be "flies" and "irrelevant" I do not know. Very low self respect I guess. As Who Me at BK previously said, alliances unlike yours just exist to be swatted, which sounds great when most of your allies are such alliances. 

IQ may well be the worse Bloc ever with the sheer lack of care for their minions, I mean friends, I mean minions. You have NPO who doesn't care but is smart to keep it's mouth shut so some doubt exists. Then you have BK who are fools who can't learn to close it and so take away any such doubt that might exist. 

[Diversity of Thought == White Supremacy]

https://www.theroot.com/diversity-of-thought-is-just-a-euphemism-for-white-supr-1825191839

Hello friends, we have another hot take from the Root. Surely there must be some progressive around here with enough courage... well stupidity, to defend this? Come on lad... layette... ladthey? ladBBQ18/44+?

Anyway, I'm always very thankful for the Root for telling me how great I am. Are you? Please share your thoughts.

 

[PW War Cycles]

8 hours ago, Settra said:

So that is why NPO only fights with BK, not the rest of their allies. It all makes sense now.

I don't see how after this, outside of sheer minion status any other alliance involved on the IQ side can continue part of the group if not named NPO and BK. It's clear that only they matter and everyone else is just a body to be fed to whoever the enemy of the day is. 

[Roz Wei Forces Defeat Cornerstone]

Tiber the Black's offensive met into much trouble as his forces were repelled again and again.

General Henrich seeing how BK was beginning to slow in their offensive and faltering, moved to begin a counterattack with those not too tied up fighting off wave after wave of Roquentin's Communist black clad "anti-fascist" goons. 

The target was the forces under Gorge, the brute who had surrounded himself with Tiber's forces to keep the damage to his own light. As the attacks came in Gorge, as these types tend to be when damaged back began to wilt. As he had before when under Lordaeron Gorge cowered, and so Gorge pledged all of his forces to Tiber the Black if Tiber would rescue him from the deadly attack on him. 

And so another offensive began from Tiber the Black's forces to secure the absorption of Gorge's Cornerstone forces into his own Black Knights.

The Roz sent congratulations to Henrich for his victory over Cornerstone, so grand that it made them give up their identity and join fully with Tiber's forces. He sent his condolences to Tiber for actually accepting such a deal. Being a master of the Art of the Deal, the Roz knew a bad deal when he saw one.

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Roz Wei's attack has resulted in the dissolving of Cornerstone into the Black Knights. Good luck to Cornerstone members in their new home.

[Congratulations to Roquentin]

Dean? Sounds like a downgrade from Grand Admiral. 

Why are these things not announced by them? What? You're going to get heat? So? Why the hell are you scared of heat? Heat makes things hot, makes things interesting. 

Anyway Gorge is the common thread here. He got Lord to join CS and then got CS to join BK. Now that he'll be in BK he'll make them join NPO, who he will then make join TKR, who will join Noobs Army. 

[Expand on Pop]

Currently pop is simply a number, but I'd like to see this number split to account for males and females. More men can give certain benefits, more women other ones. In wars looting and beiging should also loot women, but I guess for equality's sake it can loot men too, slaves or whatever. 

For further details you could add races to the pops out there by locking colour and making some people's be at odds with some, friendly with others. So for example Blue people could be extremely hateful of Red people, who hate Blacks, who hate Whites, Who hate pinkies, who hate yellows, so on. This could lead to bonuses like blue nations doing 10% more military unit deaths to reds, reds doing 10% more infra damage to blacks, so on. Beiges and greys are minorities that will make up a small amount of your pop. Beiges are an extremely rich pop who add many benefits but could cause issues if there is enough of them as people begin to despise them and want them expelled. Greys are also a minority but unlike the Beiges they cause constant problems, at times destroying your infra and improvements. You can remove those pops if you wish but that will reduce your income.

However this was just extra flavour to add some meat to this. Just make women a resource and you can stop there mate.

[Tiber the Black Rides To Battle]

44 minutes ago, Eva-Beatrice said:

@Rozalia Mr. Damien Sandow, when do you predict the great war will be OVAAAAAHHHHHHHH?

When these obsolete mules are buried so well that even the man with three Hs would be proud. 

[Tiber the Black Rides To Battle]

Reports from the field have been coming in. Tiber the Black's Knights are reported to be meeting many defeats on the field to the enemy they fear most, Roz Wei. 

Reasons for these results have been credited to the Roz, the Son of Heaven. Many have been thanking Roz for his protection. 

[The End (of Orbis?!).]

Congratulations to the New Radiant Order, condolences to Lordship. 

[Tiber the Black Rides To Battle]

You got clowned mate. Just take it and don't embarrass yourself.

[Tiber the Black Rides To Battle]

2 minutes ago, Tiber said:

I'm not the leader of the Black Knights.

kthx

Too easy exposing New Radiant Order lies.

[Tiber the Black Rides To Battle]

The battle against Betulius was incredible for how brief but devastating it was. Commanders Makaros Taranovi, Jorji Costava, Archdomina Makeda, Cygnar, and Kane were wiped out in an instant and Betulius quickly fled for his life soon after.

At the headquarters of the New Radiant Order there was great panic. None of the commanders of the east wished to ride against the Son of Heaven, they were simply overawed at his many glorious victories. General Kriegskoenig was one of the finest in the east and he had been defeated several times, so what hope did they have? Betulius's rapid dispatchment had not helped either.

One of Lordship's former vassals however stepped forth. Tiber the Black, leader of the Black Knights so named in his honour. In a raspy voice he spoke to Roquentin, "Lady Roquentin, the Roz is undoubtedly the largest threat on the field and that is why we have avoided him thus far. His uninhibited state however has meant he has overextended, he is getting overconfident, and now we have a perfect chance to strike. Not only that but my Shadow has found a peculiar bit of information, it's odd all right. Something about the Roz being weak to black...? Not sure what it is supposed to mean, perhaps the colour black makes him feel ill? If so then who better than my black clad knights to deal with him? Please my lady, send me against the Roz and there will be results".

In his portable pleasure palace the Roz received reports of the mass offensive by the enemy. "Black Knights...? Are they black, as in of complexion? General Heinrich shook his head. "They just wear black gear huh..." General Heinrich nodded his head. "Any women at all?" General Heinrich shook his head. "Well then... I have no time for such riff raff. I must get to dealing with some Radiant Order plots that are about so you deal with them Heinrich. They are numerous but ultimately cannot change the result of the battles here in this region".

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tl;dr

So BK has declared on RW but are too lazy or something to post the announcement, which is cool as I was obviously going to do one too so why have a double announcement?

[New Radiant Order #UnderSiege]

6 hours ago, Tesoro said:

Who knows the rest of the song?

It was 'JAN JAN BYAN BYAN' something...

JAN JAN BYAN BYAN KYUUKYOKU NO BATORU

I like how the Jan Jan Byan Byan sounds like Champion when said together.