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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
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Dogs: Woof
Cats: Meow
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Humans: ???What is the default human sound?
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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If you need an abrasive cleaner that purifies and freshens your community, look no further than Shifty.
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Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remaining one says, "Are you ok?" And the other replies, "Olive!"
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>Admin increases score req to reduce failed alliances
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This whole conflict should be called "Pantheon gets Fisted" tbqh.
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I've started dabbing irl
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The final frontier to securing victory on these forums:
We must drive out the weebs.
OG American Cartoons 4 lyfe (actually just for your childhood like God intended)
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Fellas, which alliances don't protect their protectorates?
This is purely for research purposes.
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If the mods ain't looking out for you, then who is?
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What happens if you don't pee liquid, but instead in the same consistency as pickle relish?
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If you hone your edge and live your life like a tool, you'll always be the sharpest tool in the shed.
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48 hr ban is over. Yo boi Shifty is on parole, but he still on his shit.
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Shifty says only you can prevent forum fires.
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>tfw when you turn in the rain at a stoplight at 45 mph in the rain, skid and go into a drift, flip on your turn signal, recover, and drive off with no hiccups in the right most lane while all the cars behind you watch in horror
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@RimskiIt's not weeb tho
It's actually good n shit
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Would you rather be stuck walking on your hands forever (but your upper and lower body adapt for the reversed roles) or be unable to walk/run unless you crab walk/skitter sideways?