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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

  1. Dogs: Woof
    Cats: Meow
    Frogs: Ribbit
    Humans: ???

    What is the default human sound?

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    2. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      Be honest,  95% of us will not read the whole thing

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Learn 2 grammar kids

      I hate myself lmao

  2. If you need an abrasive cleaner that purifies and freshens your community, look no further than Shifty.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Dw,  I have CCleaner

    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      but does it protect against thottery, weebs, sjws, and communism?

      I think not.

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      Imma thorterry extarimantor and a commie. I keep them all away from me

      -stupid censorships,  smh

  3. Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remaining one says, "Are you ok?" And the other replies, "Olive!"

  4. >Admin increases score req to reduce failed alliances
    >could have just deleted Pantheon and done more towards that goal

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Just imagine I made a hilarious joke about pixel hugging. Too early for me

  5. This whole conflict should be called "Pantheon gets Fisted" tbqh.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      **DEMONITIZED**

      -Reason:Mentioned conflict which means anger aka ANGERY aka you aint getting no cash bub,  sincercely YouTb00b

  6. Shifty has the world's most advanced VDS

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      The Cancer VDS stand againsy GLORY GREATEST AND MOST POYYYWERFL LEADER EPI. WAS JUST TEST. DW GOPNIK,  WE STRONK *squat*

  7. The Shifty News Network-the last bastion of truth in this corrupt, dying world.

    Daily 12:00am-11:59pm PST

    Only on Politics and War

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      "We stream it live from the Mental Hospital" *SHIFTZ NEWS SONG*

  8. And so both Greek alliances fall today

    Ayy lmao

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Gorbachev,   Tear Down those Pixels! 

  9. I've started dabbing irl

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      I've made a combined religion meme w my mates. Christian and Islam united. Dabbing was a primary feature of it. 

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      Dabbing or dabbing?

  10. The final frontier to securing victory on these forums:

    We must drive out the weebs.

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    OG American Cartoons 4 lyfe (actually just for your childhood like God intended)

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Duck tales woo! 

      The song that never gets out

      Your head! Woo! 

  11. Fellas, which alliances don't protect their protectorates?

    This is purely for research purposes.

    1. John Smith

      John Smith

      NPO wasn't great at protecting iirc... just hit whoever and fast please I'm itching for war

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Pantheon is not good at protecting itself let alone a protectorate

  12. If the mods ain't looking out for you, then who is?

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Vote for Shifty as PnW defence minister! 

  13. REAL SHITPOSTER HOURS

    Who up?

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    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      *0344 am yesterday*
      I'm up

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      *yesterday 10:44 AM*

      Rippy dippy

    4. Aksel

      Aksel

      Dilly Dilly

  14. The Shifty Discord Experience is finally live!

    The Pom-Wonderful World of Shifty is a new server for all Shifty affiliates to join. Just pm for an invite. Just remember folks, it is censorship free and anything goes.

  15. >You will never be this cool

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    Why live?

  16. What happens if you don't pee liquid, but instead in the same consistency as pickle relish?

  17. If you hone your edge and live your life like a tool, you'll always be the sharpest tool in the shed.

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  18. Memes don't make a shitposter or edgelord.
    Shitposters and edgelords make memes.

  19. 48 hr ban is over. Yo boi Shifty is on parole, but he still on his shit. 

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Was suprised on where ye were like smh fam. Thought you were dead or went to silent pixelhugging god forbid

    2. Dobby the Free Elf

      Dobby the Free Elf

      You should probably attempt getting a real life

  20. You will forever be the man, the myth, and the legend.

  21. Shifty says only you can prevent forum fires.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Rimski thinks that Shifty is doimg a bad job with the 3rd person thing

    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Shifty is inconsistent. He's inebriated so he's fairing a bit better right now with the 3rd person undertaking.

    3. ArcKnox
  22. Justice for Roz!

    Das rite

    No justice, no peace.

  23. >tfw when you turn in the rain at a stoplight at 45 mph in the rain, skid and go into a drift, flip on your turn signal, recover, and drive off with no hiccups in the right most lane while all the cars behind you watch in horror

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    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      @RimskiIt's not weeb tho

      It's actually good n shit

    3. ArcKnox

      ArcKnox

      [MUFFLED EUROBEAT IN THE DISTANCE]

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Arc,  Slavic Hardbass is bettee

       

      *Glory to Putin intensifies*

  24. Random person: What's your favorite color?

    Me: Clear/Transparent

  25. Would you rather be stuck walking on your hands forever (but your upper and lower body adapt for the reversed roles) or be unable to walk/run unless you crab walk/skitter sideways?

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      The crab walk does well in the Club

       

    2. J Kell

      J Kell

      Bro, I want to see how it would work in bed with the first option.

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