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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

  1. This is truly the best future. Nuke Bloc curbstomped. TKR sphere in flames. Now TRF being torn to shreds. It's a good day and I didn't even have to use my AK.

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      If the day is without the AK is not okay.

    3. Clarke

      Clarke

      Christmas came early. 

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      How you know my local ho?

  2. Buo the Hedgehog- "Gobba DoW fast"

     

  3. Just roll Polaris at this point. Their entry to into the war with Vanguard would liven up the mid-tier.

  4. Why is no one hitting Space Rome for bank loot?

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      They learned from the "alleged" mistakes of germany in the 30s and 40s

  5. Silenzio is probably hiding the bank and no one is hitting them. It's a TKR protectorate and therefore free real estate.

    1. Princess Seshat

      Princess Seshat

      Proof of Ayylien life in silenzio?

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    2. LordStrum

      LordStrum

      I used to say ayy lmao

      I still do, but I used to too

    3. Rimski
  6. Shifty has proclaimed himself settler, founder, and dibs master of Antarctica.

  7. Shifty

    From man to meme to martyr to legend

    Thx Element85

    1. Sir Scarfalot

      Sir Scarfalot

      If you somehow manage to get banned over Element's shenanigans, then say 'hi' to Roz in qualityposter valhalla for me o7

    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
  8. I wish the Grinch had an ancient slavic folktale counterpart in which everything was much darker and with a grim conclusion. Kinda like Krampus.

    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      Now thats something worth writing about.

  9. Y'all livin' in 2018, while we're in the future.
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  10. Everyone is discussing the person below them. But I have no one at my level. 
    #noequal

  11. The guy below pokes holes into condominiums.

  12. There should be tow truck limousines just to show you're rich enough to be driven around by someone else and so is your car.

  13. Puritans and War: The Shifty Multi Trials

    "THIS SUMMER: One man will either bring salvation or damnation to a colony of players"

    Rated R

  14. Shifty Science Network

    The first blob emoji in the long evolutionary line to leave the sahel towards the northern caves and craft tools:

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  15. Freakzilla brings up a good point. We should have taken care of the weebs a long time ago. They're the ones behind everything.

    1. LordStrum
    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I think UN should do it's job and exterminate Japan and their secret supporters going by the name of weebs

    3. Edwardidk

      Edwardidk

      Ah crap, they've discovered us. Time to take them out.

      Image result for satania gun

  16. Chickenpox parties are for milk drinking children. Real whiskey chugging men have Ebola block parties.

  17. Who says you need Planned Parenthood? Shifty Family Planning services on the cheap homie. Hmu.

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      You have an odd middle finger

  18. Want to get pinged everytime news happens or before it happens?

    Join the server that's critics are raving will change your life before you hit 30 and the world's greatest global phenomenon since global warming:

    https://discord.gg/ZfKMWHG

    1. Buorhann

      Buorhann

      What if I'm already past 30?

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Then make a birthday cake and have 29 candles on it

  19. When you discover the most powerful dab emoji:

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  20. I like my beer like I like my women: foreign, cheap, and gives you a fun night that you regret the next day.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Do it on midnight, got 24 hours of no regrets fam, we smart

  21. All the servers I posted this in kept it. Except TKR, which deleted it twice and banned me. If you feel like an injustice has occured, fight for Pooman's rights and repost him in the TKR server. Make his voice heard.

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    1. Aksel

      Aksel

      They do not have room for your bullshit. I believe Sargun is the banner - he gets pretty mad at stuff easily. I think he banned Rimski for saying !@#$got - if that gets censored its the derogatory for a gay person. I mean,  Adrienne doesn't seem to care - shit happens.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      F A G

      Next time I will be banned for  A D U L T E R Y

      Keeping it away from censorships. < _ <

  22. Drunk happenings: A friend and I who do moving/freight/shipping just picked up concrete parking barricades and put them behind people's cars for the lulz.

    Pic related:

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    1. hope

      hope

      what a madlad

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      inb4 it's Felkeys car
      VALID CB PREEMPTIVE STRIKE URAAAAAAA URAAAAA

  23. I do not support Ebola or any other microorganism and viruses. I'm against multiplying in this country.

    #CDC

  24. 10 likes in 10 mins and I leak tomorrow's treaty

    1. KillzBob
    2. Keegoz

      Keegoz

      Where is my leak

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      I DONT LIKE VEGETABLES

  25. >When you're more cultured than a pleb

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