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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
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I think I'm officially an alcoholic.
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Dogs: Woof
Cats: Meow
Frogs: Ribbit
Humans: ???What is the default human sound?
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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Why do you stalk my profile?
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If man invented fire, how did things burn before humans arrived?
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For the remainder of 2018, Shifty shall refer to himself in the 3rd person at all times.
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Rename Alliance Affairs "Amtrak Affairs" because it's all gonna get derailed anyway.
Ayooooo
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Would you rather have transparent skin that’s UV proof (so you don’t bake your insides) or have mirror skin?
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clarification you mean as in glass mirror skin? or just the mirror ability not the physical sense? if your skin was an actual mirror you would probably also fry ur insides
would having mirror skin be a strength or a weakness against vampires? i:e light reflection good, but its also camo for them no?
and transparent skin means i can see my insides and organs right?
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You're not my real dad
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Shifty News Network:
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This is truly the best future. Nuke Bloc curbstomped. TKR sphere in flames. Now TRF being torn to shreds. It's a good day and I didn't even have to use my AK.
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>tfw when you turn in the rain at a stoplight at 45 mph in the rain, skid and go into a drift, flip on your turn signal, recover, and drive off with no hiccups in the right most lane while all the cars behind you watch in horror
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@RimskiIt's not weeb tho
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REAL SHITPOSTER HOURS
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Do you hear that? Trump wasn't impeached his first year. Here's to 7 more years of Making America Great Again.
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16 days left yes.
It's not a matter of what me or anyone else wants. You believed in the hysteria enough and saw your chance to take down the Roz when I put it to you. That is all. Still, credit for at least trying unlike creeps like Milton who will claim all sorts of nonsense and then never dare actually risk something.
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I just turned 25.
I'm too old for memes.
I hereby declare Frederick and Thorin my heirs to the meme throne.They have proven themselves time after time. It's been an honor.
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You are communist Uganda
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You know BK propaganda and culture is gone when they miss their own 5 year anniversary while winning a war.
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Silenzio is probably hiding the bank and no one is hitting them. It's a TKR protectorate and therefore free real estate.
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I don't shit where I eat, but I eat where I shit.
#justdungbeetlethings
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4/5 Nukes have never made it
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People pretending to be offended on these forums to get the other side warned and hopefully banned:
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TFP is hiding banks but no one is hitting them. We got Silenzio, Space Rome, Penguin Island, Blazing Knights, and the other money dumps. Is TFP the step no one wants to take?
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People get vertigo from heights, but does anyone get horizontigo from really wide spaces?
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When you die your bowels relax. Is this the sweet release of death?
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Shifty says only you can prevent forum fires.
