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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

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Status Updates posted by 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

  1. One good thing about being a somebody and drama is that they told me the world was going to roll me and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed....

    1. Stewman

      Stewman

      You were looking kind of dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead.

  2. 11/02 09:02 am    King Ice of Iceland attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of Slayer. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.

    RNJESUS
     

     

  3. The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

    1. Franziska von Karma
    2. Flavee

      Flavee

      Little did we know, it was Shifty's car.

  4. The SNN server has been deleted. If you wish to follow Shifty to keep up with the latest Shifty news, SNN updates, or shitposts either DM Shifty directly, check the Orbis Central, or join the BK server.

    It's been a good run folks, but the server is dead.

  5. When you don't acknowledge Mad Max statuses within 60 seconds of a posting:

    imNvuUG.jpg

    1. Mad Max

      Mad Max

      TBH: I love u

  6. Alex and I are starting the EM defense force, don’t let us catch you talkin shit about our little EM.

  7. People have long wondered what the S stands for in Shifty S. Stranger. It stands for Shifter. Shifty's full legal name in ayylien: 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵℥̨Γ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ

    1. Corpsman

      Corpsman

      Shifty Shifter Stranger? 

      Ngl would've loved a Shifty Shifter Shiftier, but that's just me.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Shafter

  8. What did you do to Haris 1-23?

    TELL ME YOU MONSTER

    1. Haris 24

      Haris 24

      Lol nothing. I took the name as being suggested when I register for this forum. 

  9. The game is about to roll over to 2051. By that year, where will you be? How much pain, regret, and suffering will you have endured? Where will you be in life or what would your end have been?

    1. Sir Scarfalot

      Sir Scarfalot

      50 years from then... war was beginning.

    2. Corpsman

      Corpsman

      Very philosophical, I love it.

  10. There should be an achievement if you get Coronavirus and prove it to Alex.

    Dogeposting on Twitter: "… "

    1. Mad Max

      Mad Max

      second'd

    2. Corpsman

      Corpsman

      third'd

  11. What if you walk around on your hands/spin on your head and use your feet to do stuff like Hitmontop?

    1. Sir Scarfalot

      Sir Scarfalot

      Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

  12. I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

  13. CARRY ON MY WAYYYYWARD SON

  14. Like a true cyclical rebirth, we have ayy lmao Shifty

    Now drunken Shifty has returned.

    We've return to the golden age.

    Let us rejoice, brothers!

  15. Everyone is home because of the plague, MMR resources going up in price, and everyone is buying planes. Does SNN need to cover this?

  16. Speak Spanish(Castellano) and wanna talk shit? 

    Join the BK server and ping myself or @Biel

    We will bring back the macarena, ayy lmao.

    Portuguese/Brazilians need not apply.

  17. New episode of BK ads are up!

    Click on the ads for easter eggs

    Currently control over 1/10th of the ad market.

    YUUUGE

  18. In less than one month, BK was disbanded so we joined the The Black Knights which then we disbanded, and joined the Black Knights.

    Truly, one cannot understand ayy lmao, if he does not disband his alliance and join BK. We have achieved the impossible. 

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  19. >When you finally build the Spy Satellite Project

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    1. Fien Zinfi

      Fien Zinfi

      Waiting for Alex to get so desperate for people to buy credits that he charges you to activate projects for a set amount of time. Don't worry, first time is free.

  20. Remember when Shifty warned you that the toxicity will never disappear?

    Shifty is the one and only last prophet, praise be unto him. May an unrelenting wave of dank drown away the non-believers.

    Remember to upvote Shifty 5 times a day and do so while facing LA.

    1. Eumirbago

      Eumirbago

      Was facing LA as I pressed

    2. Limbuwan

      Limbuwan

      Shiftallah

       

  21. Yo boi is down to just 2 warn points (that never expire). I told you can I break these cuffs. Orbis legal system is my N64, I play dat shit.

    Image result for cruisin in my 64 meme

    1. Sir Scarfalot

      Sir Scarfalot

      Someone cruises down the street in their n64, I'm getting outta the way just on the off chance it's shifty. Nobody stays in Shifty's way.

    2. Madden8021
  22. Now that the actual war is over and people begin to plot, NEW SEASON OF SNN.

    WHO'S HYPED?

  23. Shifty will make a BK 2.0, 2 minutes after BK officially disbands. All ayy lmaos past, present, and distant alternate future from 2142 are welcome.

    1. Madden8021

      Madden8021

      Make meme ads great again plz

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