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Kek I remember making that meme

It revolves around Shifty I am the voice in the wind, the radiance of the sun, the ebb and flow of the oceans. I am in the very air you breathe.

Horsin’ Around? What is this? A crossover episode?

I love 2021. So far it’s all been character assassination drama. It’s like one big free for all slayer match. Shifty’s testimony regardless of what the accusation is: Gangsta rap made me do it. This is what I live/play for.

The original Hyper Lethal Vector for top secret plans, controversy damage control, and reputations. The first news network to say “I don’t care what the elites have to say unless I’m leaking it, secrets kept guarded are best served to the public. Also the ducks at the park are free. I have 512 at home.”

The lack of SNN makes this invalid >dropped

Shifty here reminding you to keep that crusader body pillow nearby to bite on because we're going in dry Just a short while after a "no retreat, no surrender" we get this gem. That is all folks.

Shifty here with a 2 for 1; a devil's triangle, an eiffel tower, or as you'd say, what ur mum likes. SNN has finally the posts to end Phoenyx posting once and for all. Yes, TI did know.

👏😤🔥💯 It ain't easy...

This is SNN bringing you some shocking news....

Pls, we are very busy ppl

>tfw me and the bois raiding

>Mfw a CN alliance comes over

From Gamestop stocks rising in price after the announcement of a new Battletoads... This is Shifty bringing you the economic and gaming news no one will Everyone remembers Greene. From Cobalt Clique getting rolled, to him buying ingame currency/credits for people w/ irl money (the original EM/Elijah), to his Ponzi Scheme, and his numerous attempts to buy P/W from the game. It's not the first time he's tried to use irl currency to buy a game or things in a game. This is the man that has all the vanity pets and funny hats a nickle and dime freeware game can offer. This guy was the Monsanto of Farmville. Today, he is manipulating the estimated worth of Taith reserves, but better yet, he is trying to buy API keys. Can Greene do what Terradoxia, NPO, Nova Riata, EM, and countless others have failed to do? For all we know, he's already rigged the Super Bowl tomorrow. Only time SNN will tell.

Just remove bounties and give the money to whomever didn't get killed. Honestly, they're awful and did nothing to change the game. I'd rather have a terrorist strike option to randomly cripple someone's nation than bounties. Just a total griefing move for rogues and people who hate each other. Like a super expensive spy op to detonate a nuke in a city at the same nerf or even half power of a Raid-type nerfed nuke. Maybe add chemical and bioweapons in for this. Either way, bounties are just bloat at this point.

The new Police and Hospital projeccs are out While hospital seems kinda decent if you make resources like mad and already ran out of recycling centers, police is underwhelming If you're past 2800 (way past it at 3500), it's not really worth it imo since you're just gonna need 2 HQs anyway I think the police upgrade should help out spies or soldiers some how, ngl

I would use this as my edgelord era one. That there has always been my go-to song. But I gladly accept wide Putin, kek.

I mean if it became an OoC is not allowed/question people's IRL integrity.... You'll be opening a can of worms for the whole community Almost every prominent player has an OOC oopsie moment I would know, I keep tabs on shit people do. Both IC and OoC, but only IC scandals make it to SNN. Remember when GOONs used moderation as a weapon? Starting this is asking for a moderation war and the moment people think they can snipe some low hanging fruit, it's going to be returned with a moderation and OOC character bloodbath. This is how all of this will go down: >A PAB will end up reporting someone >Person gets warned/community gets backlash >Community is split on verdict, some people think it's no big deal >Retaliation warn/banning/dirt dug up for friend >Ghost raids/dirt digging/flame wars/etc commence >The community is out to crucify each other It will happen, you underestimate the creativity of toxicity in this game.

Rose be e-lawyering w/ the NAP terms to avoid rayyds. They also want to protecc the VM folks. They're flexing, saying they can muscle their way out of the whole "punish war dodgers" initiative, and that they'd be on par, w/ everyone else, regarding raids. But they also aren't saying it officially, because DtC doesn't speak for Rose, just threatens/advises would be raiders. 😂👌🔥💯

Because you'd have trouble finding 3 wise men and a vir-.... especially after getting ****'d by rayyds lmao Tis' the season my dudes, nothing better than waking up to leaks after a holiday binger and seeing Alex kiss Santa Claus.

All you have to do is check other alliance's reactions :^)

For war folks, you heard it here first. It's a wrap, folks, not a burrito. GG WP NO RE

It's easy @Denison@Epi Agree that BK has to give me 8 million and a public apology w/ a sonnet on how I was chosen by Ayy lmao to lead BK can exit the war this way

Here's a bonus one: You cannot quick travel when enemies are nearby *Quicksaving in Progress...*