El Commander

July 4, 2018

That nuke is gonna be called the Dalai Lama. I have spoken. I now go back to my lair, see you next year.

November 30, 2016

Guardians Of Scotland are the best

June 28, 2016

We need Sheepy to comment here. Will he try to clear his name, or will he reveal to us his true form!? Stay tuned!

June 28, 2016

Being the forgiving fella I am, I accept your apology

June 28, 2016

I regret to announce that Sheepy is, infact, Satan himself. Proof:

<Hakora_Kiyanto> NotABot called me a "foul servant of satan." I am impressed.

<El> gg

<El> inb4 NotABot is satan

<NotABot> sheepy is satan

<El>

<Delacroix> lol

* Jaguar ([email protected]) has joined

* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Jaguar

<DaHawtBawt> Hey Jaguar

<El> NotABot: what is sheepy?

<NotABot> sheepy?

<DaHawtBawt> basically, i think it's satan

<El> Holy shit

<Hakora_Kiyanto> The bots are in agreement.

<NotABot> shut up, youre mental condition right now, so many bots trap card.

<Delacroix> looool

<El> Lmao

June 26, 2016

Those guys are scum. The only way to take care of them is to destroy them and show them that attacking you is a bad idea.

Can confirm

June 15, 2016

Are you guys affiliated with OG in (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways)?

We are not. It's a common misconception people make sometimes. I didn't know thwre was an Old Guard in (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) when I made ToG here

Also Delacroix, was it because he attacked you with what looks like his multi? That actually came in really useful as I saw him do that and prepared for it happening here, and it did

June 15, 2016

For Placenta!

June 13, 2016

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June 12, 2016

Mobile

Dominations

June 11, 2016

No no you miss the point. Irc disappears and its flustrating what if you ran something you go on orc and your like wtf is happening here you can't get into the convo. It's very simple.

I've been using IRC for quite a few years now, and it has yet to "disappear" or"flustrate" me. As for the rest of your post it's a tad tough to understand but from what I gather you find it tough to join in the conversation? IRC, and most channels you would encounter, are public channels, just go there and say whatever you want, someone interested will reply, or if it's super crowded/busy, someone may query you.

If you really cant do that, make a channel and figure out a way to get people to join it.

June 11, 2016

Hey bud. There is IRC for this. No point is getting another chatroom.

Yeah I opened it expecting someone to have made a channel for this, found whatever a shoutbox is. 2/10 much disappointed.

June 11, 2016

Actually, the rules allow for two accounts on one network, go read them again.

June 10, 2016

For those of you who dont know who DaHawtBawt is, might as well quit IRC youre not doing it right. For the brave few who dont, he can be found in #chill

Well so this thread is pretty self explanatory. Suggest shit you want DaHawtBawt to do/say.

Primarily I want shit that he can say when a new user joins the channel, and random shit he says at random intervals. Use $nick and $chan as nickname or channel variables. The nick variable only works on autojoin.

You can also ask for new triggers to be added, same variables apply. Mention the trigger (eg. !trigger !trigger2 !loltrigger) and then what it does.

Cheers

June 10, 2016

GRAVEDIGGING LIKE A BOSS

June 10, 2016

Keeps changing name :/

OOC: This is basically 7 pages of the same people posting the same shit....dafaq?

June 9, 2016

The channel yall are getting your most fancy logs from is mine, and is in no way related to (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) or PnW. It's an OOC channel about a frikkin mobile game, and it's like totally pathetic people are using logs from there over here. Seeing that the whole thing is about crossover between 2 games, bringing in a THIRD game is hardly a good idea. I mean like wtf leave my channel alone pls.

June 5, 2016

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June 5, 2016

Alliance Name: The Old Guard

Alliance Initials (if applicable): ToG

Alliance color: Brown
Flag link: https://i.imgur.com/sBiWcgG.png
Forum link: FORUMLESS
IRC Channel: #chill

June 5, 2016

I need people to provide raw resources on a weekly basis in exchange for refined resources or money, or a combination of both. The prices will be lower than the market rates, you make up for it by getting a steady buyer. I need Bauxite, Oil, Lead, Iron, Coal and Food, in that order of importance and quantity.

If you produce these and wish to initiate a trade relationship, query me on IRC (My nick is El, you can find me in pretty much every channel, preferably #politicsandwar or #chill) or send me an ingame message. DO NOT reply here, I dont check the forums and I probably wont see your reply.

June 5, 2016

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Posted June 5, 2016 · June 5, 2016

We want a feature so that you can tell movement of users through alliances easily. Like what members can see, but more restricted (?). Otherwise we have to trawl hundreds of users to find who left. It totally sucks to do that. Like one day I wanted to see this one dude who left UPN and they have 130 nations and it was terrible. I dont even remember all their names and it makes it very hard you should think about the playerbase and make shit easy for them. Every so often I visit an alliance and I see a massive score drop, I wanna know what caused it and being able to see who left/joined would make it like so much easier.

Also during war you need logs of who deserted/surrendered and stuff. Doing it manually takes too much time and youll also be busy getting other stuff done like attacking and giving orders to be bothered to sift through all the nations to find that one nation who left. Alliance leaders will also be able to use this very easily to see whats happening in their allies and enemies alliances. People can also use it to see where their friends are. It happened to me so many times; someone I know changed alliances and I like never noticed cos theres like no notification.

And this is why we need this.

April 20, 2016

Article 1:

The following treaty has been established between the governance of ToG and HBE. This agreement can be withdrawn 72 hours after notifying both parties. The agreement also requires the agreement of both parties before an amendment can occur. The treaty has multiple articles all which must be obeyed to the fullest extent, so long as the treaty is active.

Article 2:

In the event of either party receiving an unprovoked Declaration of War, the other party has the option of defending the victim party.

Article 3:

In the event that either party should decide to declare an offensive war, the other party has the option of joining in the war.

Article 4:

Both parties reserve the right to withdraw from the treaty instantaneously within 48 hours of a major leadership change.

Article 5:

Both parties acknowledge whilst the treaty is active, no declaration of war can be made involving parties to this treaty.

Article 6:

Information either party receives directly involving the other party shall be shared immediately. Information that does not directly involve either party may or may not be shared at the discretion of government.

Signed for the Holy Britannian Empire:

hadesflames, Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire

TheSnipe, Prime Minister of the Holy Britannian Empire

Chekhov, Lord of Defense

Signed for The Old Guard:

El Commander, Lord Commander of The Old Guard

Franklin, Grand Duke of The Old Guard

March 29, 2016

Warthaz sends their criminal defense team to aid Wembly.

March 6, 2016

I have managed to find out who Kurdanak really is. Attached are the top sekret logs.

<baronus> DaHawtBawt: are you a pizza?

<DaHawtBawt> well, Kurdanak[Rose] made me

<baronus> DaHawtBawt: who is Kurdanak[Rose] ?

<DaHawtBawt> Captain Porklord-Chocolate II

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