[Slaughterhouse Time]

Congrats on whatever caught your attention. Take care

[Dow done right]

Atom smiles. Soon my pet. Soon the chains come off, 9 have signed up for the blessing of rebirth. 

Nukes for the nuke God

[Dow done right]

I have always been an independant. One and only ape. 

[Dow done right]

Fill a slot and all will be revealed with the clouds of Atom

[Dow done right]

You know what really grinds my gears? When people dont fill my defensive slots. Someone is leading in nukes thrown. Dont know, dont care who. Just know this is for you and my title.

 

Do you even nuke bro?

[Murder of Floyd and the Rioting that Followed]

Ronny I agree completely. I would like to add that it is dangerous out there. Even if every 1 out 10000 traffic stops resorted in a hostile and dangerous environment, it would lead with me being interested in preserving my life. I got three kids and a wife. I have a mortgage and an addiction to precious metals. I want to go home at night. It only takes one bullet as you approach the window to change it all.

As a citizen I remain respectful and calm while being stopped. I am friendly. I follow instructions and ask questions respectfully. I told the truth. Even while being under arrest i was not handcuffed because of my nature and manner. It was a minor problem. Driving without a license so not like I had a stolen gun in a stolen car. I am 6'5 and 240lbs. I am white but I prefer the word canadian. I'm turning 40 right away. I honestly believe that police dont want to kill anyone. They will escalate as high as you wanna go. They will win even if it costs your life. Dont fight, dont die.

[(DoW) SWAMP. RES. 101]

I feel summoned. Is that true? Were you using my ape brethren without consent?

[Approval rating effects]

As a nation with -5100 approval rating it would be impossible to get me back to zero let alone the plus side

[Hopsin. Who are these dodgy figures?- TJest declaration]

Congrats to all involved 

[Thalmor Radio - NAP End Bonus Episode]

It is. Just no names. Sick cups bro

[Creating alliance]

It's super easy. Click the button and start doing what you want. Declare war on anyone that touches you. I dont mean one war. I mean take the hurt to the whole alliance. Let them make threads on their forums about leaving you alone. Demand reparations and repeat. 

[Swamp wanted me to apologize for doing 1bn in damage to them in 1 week]

23 hours ago, Alexio15 said:

Let's hope this is a line in the sand and the issues are no more. Because next time I wont let you out of this and no one will save you.

I'm a hero. Ape will save them

[Update Nukes to Destroy (temporarily) Cities]

I'm honestly surprised there wasnt 8 pages of crying and complaining about how nukes are dumb and so are you if you use them or think about them. Great idea

[Declaration of war]

You make this list writting thing easy. Well done

[Declaration of war]

This has been settled. Thank you for the practise. 

[Declaration of war]

The reps are paid in ass usually. Nobody takes the cheap route. Open to all. The ass will be collected somewhere

[Declaration of war]

345,061,715.67 is the total for the first round of nukes. Shouldve just paid the money. Let this be a lesson to you all

 

Round two the price is still 300 million

 

I have a free defensive slot if orbis wants to try and help Fark

[Declaration of war]

1 hour ago, zigbigadorlou said:

Since everyone's telling you which alliance to join: In city count, you'd cut in at grumpy. I'm guessing you wouldn't be allowed in tho?

I shall make them love me

[Declaration of war]

1 minute ago, AntMan said:

Will CoA help their prot ApeMan?
Will Swamp help their mates Fark?
Find out in the next episode of Nuke Ape: ApeMan runs out of nukes

I'm a few rounds away from that. 

[Declaration of war]

Fark hereby declares war against Apeman.

 

After just a few turns of being without an alliance, fark raiders have seen a juicy target in Resistance. They jump at the chance to raid a 35 city broke ass nation with alot of nukes. 

 

Apeman quickly responded with some aggressive movements in an effort to give Fark a fighting chance. 

 

Apeman will only accept peace if Fark ponies up 100 million per war declared on the great ape.

 

I was initially outraged by the declaration because I thought fark were my homies. Turns out all my cool peeps moved on.

 

Looking forward to getting to know the Fark that is now.

 

For fraggle

[Fraggle Rock Farewell]

On 5/16/2020 at 8:51 PM, Chapsie said:

The first nuke built, and the first nuke dropped... you won't be forgotten.

Thanks for the years of unique characters and narrative!

I dropped the first. Bye frags for the 3rd time. 

[Stretch and Yawn]

Good nap. 

[Declaration from the People's Jest Resistance Force]

I wouldn't put it past frags

[Fraggle got hit!!! Not clickbait.]

Will frags throw a nuke?

[What Makes A Good Alliance?]

What else is there to say? My boy James nailed it!