I'll shill for whomever the hell I want thank you very much. But you're right, we made an internal coordinated effort to come and downvote this post, without any other alliance even remotely aware until I made the post that I downvoted Morf to be cool and you revealed our deviance to the world. Your insight is astounding and I applaud you for discovering the true motivation behind my words.
If downvotes = upvotes and upvotes = downvotes, then it follows that upvotes = upvotes and downvotes = downvotes and thus all votes are essentially upvotes. And if every vote is an upvote and upvotes = downvotes then all votes are also downvotes, and if all votes are both up and downvotes, then they cancel themselves out and shouldn't matter.