Artifex

Bro. What kind of gang is this? What color are these blankets you have? Do you wear them? Grtz on the formation. This is joke.

So the argument went from, "WAH, THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DO BASIC MATHEMATICS. MAKE IT SO NO ONE SMARTER THAN ME CAN PLAY THE GAME BETTER THAN ME. WAH." To, "WAH, THINK ABOUT THE ALLIANCES THAT WON'T WORK TOGETHER OR SHARE INFORMATION. HAND ME EVERYTHING ON A SILVER PLATTER. WAH." Very compelling.

The OP seems like satire, but it all checks out... So... Uh, at least you're honest with yourselves... That's... That's a plus?

I've never seen production values so high!

All the alliances leaving Swamp should form a new bloc named Bloc of Duloc or Realm of Farquuad.

Not surprising considering how in the recent "leaks" Hannah seemed to be one of the most vocally reasonable in the room. And if the most vocally reasonable in the room is leaving first, it would be funny if the most vocally unreasonable stayed until dissolution... Which alliance is Henrik in, again?

CHROMOSOMES OVERWHELMING

Is it really true that you gentlemen have a FREE prune juice fountain for members?

What's with all the leaving messages being posted in Alliance Affairs recently?

I am the collective children of the union between two alliances? This is gonna be one messed up family tree; especially after I'm done doing what I'm about to do in about five minutes.

Congratulations on the marriage. When are we expecting children?

How silly, I'll never refer to Eggclipse as Eggclipse, and no supernatural or natural force exists that would compel me to ever do so.

Who are you? Why's this in Alliance Affairs? Is it naptime yet?

And while we're at it, can we talk about how any alliance that takes taxes is literally stealing from their members and stunting their growth?

Live and let live! Let bygones be bygones! Agree to disagree! And most importantly, don't waste all your time arguing with strangers over the internet! ... Just some of your time... Usually when drunk... And or bored... @Ryleh ... JK, I love you Ryleh, you know I'm just joking.

Bye frens.

Redistribute his yachts to the people!

Sad to see an old alliance go, but it's for the best considering how badly GoT crapped the bed.

As an anti-fascist, I will say that policing what people can do, think, and say sounds pretty fascist to me.

I don't think default war messages should have any instructions, like anything involving DMs. That could cause confusion and be annoying.

It's a rough world out there, we gotta harden our noobs up if they are to survive. We do this out of love.

NO COMMODITIES! ALL CN MECHANICS NEED TO DIE WITH CN!

Isn't it effectively the same thing except option two is more immersive?

NO PLEASE GOD NO, NO CN MECHANICS