Yosodog

It's probably NPO bribing this admin too lulz

Oh, how I love a public breakup.

And to think, this all started with Emmad drunkenly rambling to me and reminiscing about the dark days. Happy to see this.

Hi Holton! It's nice to talk to you again. I know this is a bad attempt at getting attention and I shouldn't encourage this behavior with a proper response, however, I have nothing better to do at this time so I'll indulge you. See, normally we don't uphold the two month "contract". However, in your situation, we felt that it was necessary to pursue the money. Here's why: You were second in command of our FA department. You know how we found out that you were leaving? We read your new alliance's DoE. Yes, we found out about your resignation from a DoE. You left as a high-ranking official without any notice or even the courtesy of telling us before the DoE. See, if you contacted us that you were interested in leaving beforehand, we could've worked something out and shit, maybe you wouldn't have had to pay back the rebuilding aid. See, Holton, if you didn't want to pay back your rebuilding, you shouldn't have left us without notice. It would be one thing if you were a normal Knight that left us without notice, but you were the second in command of FA. Kids, if you're reading this, do not leave an alliance like this. Take what Holton did as an example of what you should not do. So listen, Holton, it's okay to be upset. Generally, I find noobs are bad at reading comprehension, but your failure to read and/or understand the clear notice in the rebuilding thread saying that if you leave within two months of receiving rebuilding aid you'll have to pay it back in full just proves me wrong. I kind of liked you, Holton. But you've lost a lot of respect from me in the past few days. You leave in a dishonorable way and then you make a piss poor attempt at making us look bad. If you need attention so bad, you should try to get attention in a positive way rather than doing embarrassing things like this.

okay Is this a DoW or a bad attempt at starting drama? I'd prefer the DoW.

Hell has frozen over.

I've had a couple members complain about this too. They sometimes get the "This site is not available" cloudflare message. It hasn't happened to me, but a few BK members have spoken about it.

oh shiiiii Have fun being paperless.

lol No, he embezzled that shit.

Sure. 525m + 0 = 525m. Works for me.

Blame Alpha. join bk

It's over. Now stop !@#$ at each other Terms: The New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, Polaris, Alpha, and Fark admits defeat to the combined forces of the Black Knights, the Knights Radiant, the Syndicate, Mensa HQ, Cornerstone, Pantheon, Guardian, the Coalition, the Chola, and their associated allies. The New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, and Polaris will pay the Black Knights a total of $525,000,000 in reparations. $400,000,000 will be paid immediately and $125,000,000 will follow two weeks from today (October 27, 2016) The Black Knights, The Knights Radiant, Brotherhood of the Clouds, New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, and Polaris agree to a Non-Aggression Pact that will last four months (February 14, 2017). This NAP will become void if any of the alliances offensively attacks an ally. Alpha will pay The Coalition a total of $30,000,000 All alliances involved will send and accept a peace offer. Reparations for damages will be paid for any attacks after this announcement. /s/ BK LordStrum - Head Koreaboo; too lazy to come up with new sigs Curufinwe - Crocodile Tear Manufacturer; wtf does this even mean Tiber - VM warrior; Black Lives Matter Representative Lelouch vi Britannia - major weeb; bootleg American Zoot - money whore; goes on too many trips forcing me to send out aid DVDCCHN - non-money whore; VHSCCHN Shifty Stranger - lovedrunk or some shit; bros before hoes. remember that Yosodog - For the amount of shit I do, I should be on here damn it /s/ TKR King of the Heralds: Finite Citadel Prince of the Heralds: Lordshit (bet you haven't heard that one before) Herald of Growth: Deus Herald of War: Woot Herald of Internal Affairs: Rickkayy Herald of Foreign Affairs: Gayser /s/ Mensa Vanek69, Chairman Avruch, Interior Affairs & Vice Chair Blande, Minister of War LordRahl2, Minister of Security Buorhan, Hippo Kemal Ergenekon, Minister of Economy TUGT, Voice of Mensa /s/ tS Chaunce the Rapper, Chief Operations Officer Jessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security Officer Manthrax, Chief Strategic Officer Partisan - Because in my heart, he'll always be tS /s/ Cornerstone Robert P. Holmes III, Grand Pilus Zigbigadorlou, Person with very complicated name Aristide, Legatus Princeps Rache, Adelphotes Princeps Novarus/Brimstone, Quaestor Princeps Piast, Praesidium Princeps Restius, Acta Scientiae Princeps Senatorius, IncursitoPrinceps Knights' Roundtable /s/ BoC Cuck: Josh Freer Viceroy: Utz /s/ Pantheon Yui - Gaia, Titan Yui - Hestia, Olympian of Internal Affairs Akiyama Mio - Enyo, Olympian of Defense Triggera- Hades, Olympian of Economics (Hugh Mungus wot (get it?)) Don Juan - Apollo, Olympian of Foreign Affairs (Don Juan syndrome is a non-clinical term for the desire, in a man, to have sex with many different female partners) /s/ Guardian Memph - President Synthesis - Vice President /s/ tC (The cool ones) Council of Elders /s/ Resplendent Chief Executive Officer: Prezyan Chief Financial Officer: Chappie Tetravaal Director of Human Resources: Turner Director of Pubic Relations: Zafri Zackery Director of Finance: Mahmoud Al-emin Director of Security: Dimitri Valko /s/ The Chola ArkiriArch, Triumvir Conroy, Triumvir Frank Underwood, Triumvir Aerys Targaryen, waiting for a coup /s/ UPN Hansarius - Consul Pangui - Master of Horse - Magister Equitum Underlogic as Magistrate of War - Legatus Pangui as Magistrate of the Exterior - Proconsul Matt2004 as Magistrate of the Interior - Praetor Emperor420 as Magistrate of Finances - Questor Tovlis as Magistrate of the People - Tribune Naruu as Magistrate of Citizenship - Trump Emmad as Roll TKR /s/ Polaris AlmightyGrub, Emperor (AKA the meme hater) /s/ NPO Roquentin, Emperor (Another Koreaboo) Lord of Darkness, Regent Auctor, Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs ComradeMilton, Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs /s/ Alpha Placentica, Driver Chuck Norris, Hybrid Antifa, Iron /s/ Fark They're too drunk to get me sigs so I'll edit them in later. But they've approved the terms, so that's okay.

THE MADMAN DID IT

Told you guys not to bring Partisan out of retirement. What did you do? You brought him out of retirement. Whoever from NPO/UPN makes a full response to his post, I will love you forever. Not because of your content, but because whoever does it will have to dedicate hours of their life responding.

I've updated the stats sheet. Before I paste the link, I want to make sure that you all know one thing: Read the notes on the overview page BEFORE contacting me. It'll probably answer your questions/comments. Anyway, here's the link. This will be the last time I update the sheet for this war. I pull stats from the war timelines and the ones from the beginning of the war expires in one hour.

To be clear, because it seems people are stuck on this, we're not looking for 1b anymore. You can ask Roq because it seems like him and us are now trying to find a deal that works for both alliances. Did I say we're not looking for 1 billion? We're looking for FIVE BILLION.

More shitposts?

From the responses I've gotten from NPO members when I sent out the individual surrender terms, it's clear as day that NPO members have been completely brainwashed. And I'm not saying that as a joke. They have literally been so brainwashed it's actually crazy. If they step out into reality they'll realize it. But holy shit, their kool aid is crazy. NPO is the North Korea of PW. 1) Their people don't know anything but NPO 2) They follow their Emperor's every word and believe that he cannot be flawed 3) They're !@#$ing commies 4) They have a jagged reality 5) They think they're the greatest and most important alliance ever 6) They think that they could take on the world, but in reality, they'd get crushed the second they try 7) They've brainwashed their members so hard that it's actually scary 8) Their people are poorly educated and only think what their leadership tells them I could go on all day.

Good, let the anger flow through you. I would be angry too if my Government decided to start a losing battle. Now, they refuse to even negotiate anything reasonable so you have to pay the price of your leadership's arrogance. They don't care about you, Milton. They only care about your numbers on a spreadsheet. It's quite a shame to let you rot in NPO when you have so much potential. That's one of the bad things about NPO: They never let members reach their full potential. These surrender terms are a good foothold for you to become the great person you are meant to be. If I were you, I would think long and hard about your future in this game and what you could become if NPO didn't hold you down.

More like BK just tryin to chill bruh

join bk

It's your Government's fault that you entered the war. It's your Government's fault for staying in the war this long. If you are tired of fighting and want an honorable way out, this is the way.

This won't be the last time I use this gif.

You know we import our cheerios from SK, right?