In defense of UPN, The Black Knights hereby declares war on Guardian.
May the Knights have mercy on the poor souls.
Signed,
The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc.
Supercheese, Master of !@#$ery and Other Such Things
Mr Flubb, Lord Master Gigolo Joe
LordStrum, Keeper of the Royal Solitaire Table
P8ntballerdude, Tamer of !@#$ Wolves
Jaguar, Issuer of Bestiality Licenses
Irule777, Keeper of the Royal Sex Toy Library