Scatheon

After @Adrienne mentioned it, I did a forum search for "cheeks", filtered down to posts that also contain some kind of iteration on the word "clap", and got around 40 results. 14 of which were from you. Now here's the 15th. I don't know about anyone else but I feel like we're getting near the end of Bart's "I didn't do it" career.

Hey did everyone like my meme I googled Orange is the New Black memes and found this one because the OP is a reference to Orange is the New Black which is a television show which features this character and also it says I feel great about this which is also a reference to how I'm actually feeling about the change which is certainly great and it all just fits together so well anyway okay how do I post this

The double standards in this world are crazy, I tell you. You say this on here and get upvoted. But if I say it, I get weird looks, get told "sir, this is a kindergarten", and the cops called on me.

Oof

So are we calling the The 522 War or are we calling this The 522 War?

We disavow all knowledge of being a top 15 protectorate.

We're waiting until we hit #1, then we'll be adding on another protector or two.

This post is wildly underrated.

It's very upsetting that there's a sword going right through that cute dog's neck.

Am I the only one that showed up to an empty lawn with a plate and a fork?

I feel like Grandpa Simpson when reading that OP.

Hi Jaden can you please make the video bigger thanks

One time I tried a beer that had habanero in it and really just didn't do it for me so I'm gonna go ahead and not imagine spicy chocolate because I dunno it's probably a similar vibe.

There was a meme war?

It do be getting spicy on this planet.

Made a new version of the script: https://valyrianfreehold.com/bookmarklets/index5.html It hasn't been thoroughly tested but I've added in some timing randomization as per the suggestion of @Zukran from Guardian. Feel free to DM me if there's anything weird. @Suyash Adhikari could you update the OP?

Maybe a VIP option where you can set a youtube video for your nation's battle scenes, similar to how you can set your national anthem/unit images/etc.

Please don't strike down my muscles

Had a few people ask about whether the script is gonna install viruses on their computer, so I figured I'd break things down for you. You can inspect the link in Chrome by right clicking it, then clicking `Inspect element`. Inside the href attribute is the following code: javascript:(function()%7Bconst%20%24adButton%20%3D%20%24('%23btnAds')%3B%20%0Aconst%20%24adCounter%20%3D%20%24('%23rewarded_ads_watched_today')%3B%0Aconst%20getCurrentAdCount%20%3D%20()%20%3D%3E%20parseInt(%24adCounter.text().trim()%2C%2010)%3B%0Alet%20clicks%20%3D%20getCurrentAdCount()%3B%0Alet%20warningShown%20%3D%20false%3B%0A%0Aconst%20timer%20%3D%20setInterval(()%20%3D%3E%20%7B%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20we%20hit%20the%20daily%20ad%20limit%2C%20quit%20forever%0A%20%20if%20(clicks%20%3E%3D%2025)%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20clearInterval(timer)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20alert(%22All%20done.%20Scatheon%2FBlast%20says%20hi.%22)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20return%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20the%20ad%20button%20is%20still%20hidden%2C%20quit%20this%20interval%20and%20try%20again%20in%201%20second%0A%20%20if%20(!%24adButton.is('%3Avisible'))%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20return%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%2F%2F%20the%20server%20isn't%20tracking%20ads%20at%20the%20same%20rate%20we%20are%20anymore%0A%20%20if%20(!warningShown%20%26%26%20clicks%20!%3D%3D%20getCurrentAdCount())%20%7B%0A%20%20%20%20alert(%60Did%20the%20daily%20update%20happen%3F%20Clicks%20(%24%7Bclicks%7D)%20are%20getting%20out%20of%20sync%20with%20what%20the%20server%20is%20reporting%20(%24%7BgetCurrentAdCount()%7D).%20Refresh%20and%20retry%20recommended.%60)%3B%0A%20%20%20%20warningShown%20%3D%20true%3B%0A%20%20%7D%0A%0A%20%20%24adButton.trigger('click')%3B%0A%20%20clicks%20%2B%3D%201%3B%0A%7D%2C%201000)%3B%7D)()%3B The `javascript:` at the start of the code indicates to the browser that the anchor tag is meant to execute JavaScript rather than navigate to a URL. It also has a bunch of URL-encoded characters. If you use a URL decoder, like this one that I just googled, you get the following. I cleaned up some of the spacing a bit, but it's otherwise exactly as it came from the decoder website: (function () { const $adButton = $('#btnAds'); const $adCounter = $('#rewarded_ads_watched_today'); const getCurrentAdCount = () => parseInt($adCounter.text().trim(), 10); let clicks = getCurrentAdCount(); let warningShown = false; const timer = setInterval(() => { // we hit the daily ad limit, quit forever if (clicks >= 25) { clearInterval(timer); alert("All done. Scatheon/Blast says hi."); return; } // the ad button is still hidden, quit this interval and try again in 1 second if (!$adButton.is(':visible')) { return; } // the server isn't tracking ads at the same rate we are anymore if (!warningShown && clicks !== getCurrentAdCount()) { alert(`Did the daily update happen? Clicks (${clicks}) are getting out of sync with what the server is reporting (${getCurrentAdCount()}). Refresh and retry recommended.`); warningShown = true; } $adButton.trigger('click'); clicks += 1; }, 1000); })(); The code itself is honestly really simple. It's literally just checking every second whether the button is visible, then clicking it when it is. It also does its best to stop once 25 ads have been watched. The only time that doesn't happen is when the daily update occurs, but it'll also try to track for that and alert you when it happens.

Feel free to DM me if you find issues with the script. It definitely gets a little wonky around daily update time.

Poetic as always, Vanek.

JODO!

!remindme 10 years

If that's not the real Michael Jordan then whose baby is this?