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Scatheon

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  1. Speaking as a founding member of Guardian 15 years ago, Kadin has a long and complicated history with us. Yes, he helped to found Guardian with us in PW and I think a couple other games, but he did spend the first several years of Guardian's existence being one of our main adversaries before joining up with us when that game shut down. I had gone inactive by the time it happened and don't quite remember the details, but I think Kadin's last departure from the alliance left a sour taste in a lot of our members' mouths. Those of us that know Kadin well know that he is perfectly competent and certainly far from a newb, but that didn't stop that post about being deeply engaged with the goings-on from being funny.
  2. Legit questions for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral HOGGs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
  3. 15 years is too long, you guys
  4. We are your faithful monkeys. If you want us to dance, we will dance.
  5. I was trying to find out how to get rid of that. Am I old or is it impossible to edit one's member title? What the heck is `Retained`? I need tech support. Anyway, to answer your question, you are too old and fat and smelly to declare on me but you could probably tell Farnsworth I'm available for revenge.
  6. We don't have to tell anybody 😉
  7. I appreciate that you honoured my request but it appears that you are ganking me in addition to Jaden so I would like to request a refund at your earliest convenience.
  8. Hope you can survive with all that ass double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
  9. If we don't call this war Footloose I am burning this place to the ground.
  10. What the !@#$ did you just fricking say about me, you little !@#$? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Reading Comprehensions Nerds of America, and I've been involved in numerous secret reads on books, and I have over 300 confirmed Harry Potter fan fictions. I am trained in gorilla reading and I'm the top reader in the entire US literate forces. You are nothing to me but just another chapter. I will wipe you the !@#$ out with comprehension the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
  11. It was actually Charles Bolivar but Pre did plant the seed 😛
  12. Do you serve any waffles of the blue variety?
  13. I think all this stat !@#$-waving is dumb to begin with, so I'm loath to talk about it, but it really isn't surprising that an alliance that doesn't have any nations above C21 and have the vast majority of nations under C10 isn't dealing as much relative damage as alliances that have much higher average city counts. With tons of cities to support much bigger militaries, a range of enemies that have much more expensive things to blow up, and a tight-knit group of players that are very experienced in the game, that really should come naturally. That being said, though, I do agree that you and Voodoo are definitely punching above your weight class when it comes to stats, and that we certainly could do some improving. Don't tell Jaden I said that though.
  14. I am very sensitive and have many feelings.
  15. You didn't shower yesterday either.
  16. I feel the need to participate in this thread but we used to be good on pretty good terms with @Adrienne and @Indger and I would prefer that not to change so I'm not comfortable engaging in this snarky smack talk with them. But I don't think I've met @WarriorSoul or @Who Me yet so I'll go ahead and say that they are smelly butts and also other things about how we're really good at blowing things up and they aren't. En garde.
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