My last forum post got me most liked for a day. SO in the spirit of forum posters everywhere I decided to milk it and thank you all for making Ampere Orbis's first shitposting agency the most valuable company in Orbis history. I want to not only thank our investors but also our clients believing in us when there are so many other options. Over the weeks we have collected over 4.6 trillion dollars in sales and we are sitting now with 2 trillion dollars in liquid assets and trillions more in investments. Thank you all so much for making this possible and we hope for your continued business
How dare you I take nothing more serious that my business ventures. It is insulting for you to assume that offers to join my thriving company are anything but sincere.
Hi Everyone,
Thank you for your interest in Ampere Orbis's first shtposting agency for the low price of 1 billion a post we will take care of all of your shitposting needs. please contact me at Hipocr1te #8888 on discord we are currently in negotiations with members of the orbit stock exchange about going public at an ipo of 100,000,000 shares at 150,000,000 a share.
Thank you for your time,
Hippocr1te
I have been removed from chocolate castle the material of the castle was supposed to be highly classified. I apologise for this serious and continuous lapse in my judgement and hope we can all learn to be friends again.
Regretfully,
Hippocr1te