Audon

Pretty gay bruv.

If you actually took your own advice, you probably wouldn't have beef with most of Mayhem in the first place.

Good luck to y'all.

The best of luck, laddies.

INB4 everyone else. I did it. I hit early like an idiot a full hour and a half before blitz, you're welcome.|

Ah shit, bangin' party up in here!

Yo cuz what da fuq?

Thou must bow before the great phallic monument! Bask in the glory of the phallus beauty!

Oh well.

That was quick.

Let's get it on.

Here we go again. What is it this time, Mr. Kaka?

Another day, another dollar.

What in hell's tarnation is this !@#$ry?

Huh?

Shrug Another war, 'nother shit business day in Orbis.

You better include language support for Basque, Galician, Catalan, Asturian, Aragonese, Leones, and all those other languages spoken in Spain, or you're not a real Hispanic alliance. (This is a joke.)

Huh?

Yeah. It's very fun. You should try it sometime. Nukes are delicious.

Bold of you to assume we even have braincells and any semblance of sanity left on this shithole we call Orbis.

Different ways of perceiving things, I guess.

Read the forums, extensively. Lots of reading. Join Big alliance servers as FA. Talk to people in said servers. Ask questions, if they don't ignore you out of annoyance. Things like that. You'll figure it out. But learn. You want to succeed? Learn a lot. And don't a rude smartass. Be nice.