[[Anniversary] [Coming of Age] [Birthday] [Celebration] [Legal] Legion turns 18]

May we have another eighteen years with great leaders at our helm!

Ave Legio!

[Fire Lord Iroh files for Restraining Order]

The nations within Planet Fitness do not stand for bullying actions such as this! The Mamba Confederacy stands with the Fire Lord. We are glad the Fire Lord was granted the restraining order, we are sad it came to that, and we hope Epimetheus gets the help they need, whatever that may be. 

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1 hour ago, Ronjoy Tehmina said:

Best alliance theme in a while! 

All the best to the gym bros 

Thank you! It had to have a stellar theme since the Alliance ID is 12345!

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On 1/3/2024 at 2:12 AM, Dopes said:

Free bagels when?

All day, every February 29th! Fiber is good for the body and not all carbs should be ignored.

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3 minutes ago, Nokia Rokia said:

Look you lost me to LA fitness because they got a pool sorry.

We are working on adding that feature!

[[DOE] Planet Fitness]

5 minutes ago, John Christ said:

A Gym in Orbis?

Yes! And everyone is welcome. We judge no one who walks in our doors!

[[DOE] Planet Fitness]

Here at Planet Fitness, we seek fitness for every nation! That is why we are declaring our existence in Orbis. We pride ourselves on a judgement free zone. We hope you will Join our resolution for a fitter Orbis! We would love to hear you 2024 resolutions! #newyearnewme #resolutions

[[DoW] Trying out ChatGPI]

Weak! Do some real work for you DoWs!

[[Cancellation] The Legion Marches to New Horizons]

[[DoW] Form Testudo]

 

[[DoW] A Grumpy Old Bastard's Declaration of War]

36 minutes ago, Uncle Iroh said:

Good luck to both sides I'm sure I'll see many of my fellow brothers in arms in the medical tent rather soon

Where am I in this photo, your Consul of Military Affairs!

[[Peace] Mercy Mains Unite]

T'was a glorious field of battle! I salute our the Lost Empire as we part from said field.

[[RoH] Better late than never]

To House Stark and Order of the White Rose:

 

[[ROH] Render unto Caesar]

And so we shall be!

[[DoW] Initiation Ritual]

I shall quote the Hebrew Qohelet written in Ecclesiastes. 

 לַכֹּ֖ל זְמָ֑ן וְעֵ֥ת לְכָל־חֵ֖פֶץ תַּ֥חַת הַשָּׁמָֽיִם׃ ס3

² עֵ֥ת לָלֶ֖דֶת וְעֵ֣ת לָמ֑וּת עֵ֣ת לָטַ֔עַת וְעֵ֖ת לַעֲק֥וֹר נָטֽוּעַ׃

³ עֵ֤ת לַהֲרוֹג֙ וְעֵ֣ת לִרְפּ֔וֹא עֵ֥ת לִפְר֖וֹץ וְעֵ֥ת לִבְנֽוֹת׃

⁴ עֵ֤ת לִבְכּוֹת֙ וְעֵ֣ת לִשְׂח֔וֹק עֵ֥ת סְפ֖וֹד וְעֵ֥ת רְקֽוֹד׃

⁵ עֵ֚ת לְהַשְׁלִ֣יךְ אֲבָנִ֔ים וְעֵ֖ת כְּנ֣וֹס אֲבָנִ֑ים עֵ֣ת לַחֲב֔וֹק וְעֵ֖ת לִרְחֹ֥ק מֵחַבֵּֽק׃

⁶ עֵ֤ת לְבַקֵּשׁ֙ וְעֵ֣ת לְאַבֵּ֔ד עֵ֥ת לִשְׁמ֖וֹר וְעֵ֥ת לְהַשְׁלִֽיךְ׃

⁷ עֵ֤ת לִקְר֙וֹעַ֙ וְעֵ֣ת לִתְפּ֔וֹר עֵ֥ת לַחֲשׁ֖וֹת וְעֵ֥ת לְדַבֵּֽר׃

⁸ עֵ֤ת לֶֽאֱהֹב֙ וְעֵ֣ת לִשְׂנֹ֔א עֵ֥ת מִלְחָמָ֖ה וְעֵ֥ת שָׁלֽוֹם׃ ס

3 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

² A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

³ A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

⁴ A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

⁵ A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

⁶ A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

⁷ A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

⁸ A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

 

So I guess the time has come, war. We will beat our plowshares into swords and our pruning hooks into spears and see you on the field of battle!

For the Honor of Greninja, Ave Legion!

[[DoW] And So We Ride to War...]

Courage, Duty, Honor!

 

Our Halloween Blitz went well enough!