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    Deraj Responds to Allegations from The Cypher

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    Innocent till proven guilty doesn't exist on the internet., All it takes is 1 accusation and most communities remove someone because they don't want to be viewed as defending a "bad person".  It might not be just but it's the only way many online communities can protect themselves and their members and be seen to be doing it. 

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    [Treaty]Introducing the Amethyst Accords

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    Dwight knew it wouldn't be much longer. Ten days and twelve nights on an inflatable but leaky life raft was just a test. A test that every prospective Dunder Mifflin secondary assistant worldwide manager had to make. It’s surprising that Jim Halpert hadn’t hogged the job for himself, but instead had suggested it for Dwight. Maybe he’d misjudged him. Still, his supply of beats was running out and his attempts to use karate to catch fish had come to no avail so it was a relief when land was finally sighted.
    With a heavy flop he face-planted the sandy shore and yelped at aggravating his sunburn. Surely the Dunder Mifflin international headquarters was just up ahead, although he couldn’t see it through the heavy swathe of tropical plant life. It must be like the Hunger Games! Somewhere hidden amongst all this foliage must be others like him, armed to the teeth in a battle of survival for promotion. He knew this was going to be tough, but he also had his farmyard smarts and his martial arts training to fall back on. Even without his nunchucks he was a black belt in Goji-Ryu after all!
    In fighting pose Dwight stealthily blundered through the undergrowth only to be betrayed by a tightrope tied between two trees. When he came to, he found himself swinging by his heels and trussed up like an overgrown turkey in a giant net. Underneath and prodding him with sticks were tiny, round purple people wearing fig leaves and hula skirts. They looked cross.
    The smallest, but definitely the fiercest squeaked orders that even the other strange purple creatures failed to understand. Looking at each other blankly, one of them eventually shrugged and muttered “welsh!” before reverting back to throwing coconuts at poor Dwight. Many coconuts later Dwight was cut down and as he gazed up at the masses he implored “are you the secret masters of Dunder Mifflin?”
    “Dunder What?” replied the fierce Welsh leader of the Purple Folk who he later found out was called Cora. She introduced herself as the chief of the Ribenaberry tribe and had a couple of young fruitlings under each arm. They looked up at Dwight with wide-eyed amazement, they’d never seen someone so huge and salmon pink! Maybe he was a fish. Although he didn’t smell like fish, he smelt like soil.
    The now curious Ribenaberries planted themselves all around Dwight and asked him question after question about where he came from and so it was that they learnt about the fabled land known as “America”. In gratitude they agreed to supply Dwight with their local delicacy, a sweet tasting dark purple liquid in a cordial bottle. Just don’t ask how it’s 
    TLDR Purple and purple makes a lovely shade of purple
    TLDR The British version of the Office is the funniest, unless you’re from Slough in which case it’s a depressing documentary on life
    TLDR The roundabout is real
    TLDR Ribenaberry natives are the fiercest


    Boring Stuff

    1. This is a MDoAP
    2. This has a 72 hour withdrawal notice


    For United Purple Nations
    Leadership
    Prime Minister - Cora Mcstrap
    Chief of Staff - Noreen
    Ministers
    Minister of Internal Affairs - Matt
    Minister of Foreign Affairs - Malichy
    Minister of Finance - Noreen
    Minister of Defense - Naaro
    Minister of Communications - Failure
    Minister of Education - Moonitaur

    For The Commonweath

    Dwight K Schrute 
    Sweyn Forkbeard
     

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    Of Dead Alliances

    in Orbis Central

    Posted · Edited by CoraMcstrap

    4 hours ago, Roberts said:

    Good thoughts that I agree with. This thread is part of my attempt to refocus discussion back onto the forums, as realistically there can be no communal space that is privately run, as privatization naturally creates exclusion.

    While I didn't mean to kick UPN in particular, they have been the bulk of people responding. So I hope they don't feel hated or unwanted in the community when the contrary was my point: I want these people and more to come back into shared spaces and take proactive political and internal action to better themselves.

    Self-organizing is just anarchy in disguise, the central committee will organize the people.

    The trouble is that you consider us bad because we chose not to engaged the game in the same way you do. We provide a community for like minded people who enjoy our play style. I'm not going to change that because you don't like playing that style. There is no "right way to play". Also if you don't like being called out when people think you are wrong maybe don't name drop them from your soap box

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    Of Dead Alliances

    in Orbis Central

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    Ahhh alliances who don't play the Roberts preapproved way must all disband rather then exercise their freedom to enjoy the game the way they want. I better go disband UPN. Oh wait no the other thing. 

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    URRRAAAAA!!!! (Treaty and RoH)

    in Alliance Affairs

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    Just now, Jacob Knox said:

    So you're activating a defense clause of a treaty that didn't exist when the war was declared? Ok I suppose. Enjoy trying to find slots.

    They are doing an honourable thing. Do you need a dictionary to explain the meaning of the word. 

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