The Honda Accords
Church of Atom and Aurora do hereby enter into this treaty of mutual defense and optional aggression in the spirit of unity, joint military defense, and greater communication.
Both parties understand that this treaty does not infringe upon the sovereignty of either signatory.
Both parties shall act with a level of decorum and respect in public areas toward the other signatory. Private areas are another story; they may feel free to insult each other there. Also, no warfare against each other. Warring against each other? That's a paddlin'.
Should either party come upon information pertaining to the safety of the other, they shall provide it to the first party as soon as possible. Should either party request the monetary, technological or informational assistance of the other, it is recommended that it be shared.
Should either party come under attack, the other is required to come to the defense of the first upon request. Should this defense be required after honoring a 3rd party treaty, this defense becomes optional.
Should either party declare an aggressive war, the other is highly encouraged to come to the military assistance of the first.
Should either party wish to cancel this treaty, it may be canceled at any time with proper notification of the other party, followed by 72 hours. After this, the treaty is nullified.
It is understood by both parties, Carole frickin’ Baskin is a lying !@#$ who killed her husband and set up Joe Exotic.
Signed for Aurora:
2nd in Command: AinzOwnGoal
Head FA: Iran
Staff Officer FA: Python
Signed for Church of Atom:
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus, James II
The Cardinals: Kongo Jack, Soxirella, John Baraboo, rollo, Keza Purple