[WORLD FIRST MOON LANDING]

The glorious goon space communism program producing results yet again

 

[Guardians of The Galaxy, Willfully and Knowingly Harboring Debtors.]

On 1/31/2020 at 8:46 PM, Caleope said:

Oh my god, I'm a Luddite, please teach me how the internet works LOL this is a genuine request 

Go to https://imgur.com/
Click on the button in the top left
upload your images
spill the tea

Before you ask, I am immune to sarcasm and I crave drama.

 

Also all I'm getting from this thread is that Loving Boy trolled some capitalists real hard and now they're all whiny.

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bro u good?

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Ooooooooooooh CANADA2~

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Basically GOONS:

 

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Not mine

[[DoE] So Glad You Made It Out Of The Weeds ...]

Are these...tears???

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I already have a trophy all lined up for The Immortals when they come crawling for peace. Here you go, 5000 hours in MSPaint:

[The House surrenders to Goons]

2 hours ago, Malleator said:

I for one don't think this, "House," alliance has ever existed, and was solely a fictional creation of the goonies so that they may have an excuse to post their signatures.
I'm on to you, boonies.

who told him? who was it? who went and broke the goon hegemony? 

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This one is actually me tho

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45 minutes ago, Broke said:

When the guy who says he chases people around gets chased around himself

For the record all three of my slots are still open and I didn't hear of any GOONS getting challenged either. 

So.

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lmao what a self-own

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I literally don't know who any of you are, Jazz just told me "we're at war with the Immortals" and I was like "who're the Immortals" and we went *shrug* and then I was at war with the Immortals 

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Goons waiting patiently for our opposition:

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I actually kinda like that one!

10 minutes ago, AntMan said:

This post has been reported for spam since it clearly doesn't follow rules for ALLIANCE AFFAIRS. 

Mods just kick this over to the appropriate forum. It's my bad.

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I've seriously had blackjack games against anime animals that were more exciting than the alliances we fight.

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1 minute ago, Malleator said:

Hey mate, fun call outs are nice and all, but I don't think Alliance Affairs is the place to do so. 

 

In the future can I recommend National Affairs or Orbis Central for stuff like this? Good luck in your wars, btw. 

Oh. Whoops

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Just now, doge said:

Good luck with your adventure sir! 10 days old and already a prospective gov member

Thanks! I've played plenty of MMOs before with goons and they're honestly a fun bunch of fellas to game with. I just want our enemies to not be so passive. It gets boring and hey, if I lose at least that's something exciting and I can use my baseball bucks for something!

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Only GOONS who are in the OP. I don't speak for the rest. If you draw their ire you're on your own.

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A lot of you seem to be doing quite a bit of seething at the GOONS for our impressive tactics and superior memes. Well it's your lucky day, us lower level GOONS are willing to be targets for your armies. Come attack us and see if you can defeat us or if we'll beige you into the next century. 

Come and try your luck, see if you can knock a GOON down!

In particular, this goes out to The Immortals atm. I'm tired of chasing you guys around to blow up your tiny armies so come and attack me instead. Your alliance isn't long for this world you might as well give one final hurrah. 

Current GOONS at the stand:
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=190569
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181361
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=177545
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=189816
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=186401
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181229

DO NOT PURSUE LU BU:
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=186528
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=177013

[This is not a war declaration .. or is it??]

For the record, the real reason they're not attacking now is because they're all beige'd

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damn im never getting that achievement

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As the self-proclaimed newbie representative of GOONS, please attack my nation. you guys are too smol for me to WarDec and I can fit all of you into my defense slots. This will make it easier for everyone as I can both keep the heat off our newbie members while the veterans move on to more important things.

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=190569

[Forums Name Leader name mismatch]

Wait what's the point of that? We already display leader names below our nicknames, isn't making them the same incredibly redundant?  

[Communism Cringe]

Like you're right and I agree, but let's not get buried in the weeds here. Especially since look at the position people like OP are taking.

[Communism Cringe]

It's interesting to me how the naysayers always pick the authoritarian regimes to decry leftism/communism. You never discuss the DemSoc policies of countries like Sweden or the success of socialist policies elsewhere. I always found it as an interesting form of cherry-picking, though admittedly in your defense the stalinist-leninist regime did use the label first.