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[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
I for one am outraged -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
I forgot that I also paid $4.95 to have a picture next to my name. Hope the tax man got himself a luxury spine with my money -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Bruh I paid $9.95 to be in the goons alliance! -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
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[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Speaking of galaxy brain thinking, our crack team of clairvoyant reporters at THE GOONS GAZETTE has delivered this exclusive post from methrage from the future: “After careful deliberation I have decided that my talents will best be utilized by returning to Kingsglaive, which in reality was my plan all along. Decades ago the plan always was for me to leave Fark, create my own extremely active and powerful alliance, mastermind a plan in which goons would bring endless war to me completely unprovoked, leave my alliance, pretend to apply to return to Fark, then pretend to apply to Deathly Hallows, then pretend to create a new alliance, and finally apply to return to Kingsglaive. It is very important for everyone involved to know that this was the plan all along and in no way reflects the foolish genera perception that I’m bumbling through a disaster of my own creation. Goons should totally stop attacking me because I am still considering activating my Farksphere treaties which will cause the total death and destruction of the goons. The sequence of events over the last few days going exactly as I planned is evidence that Farksphere totally has my back but they aren’t doing anything about it because I am showing a great deal of restraint and frankly holding them back as I continue my valiant attempts to resolve this crisis diplomatically by interpreting the words of a mad shark in ways that nobody else reading the logs possibly could. Beware goons, continuing to do the exact same thing you have been doing and will be doing will be your downfall. But even if you do continue to do the exact same thing you have been doing and will be doing is fine, because it has been part of my master plan from the beginning.” Wow, once again our reporters are out there providing great content. We thank them for their service in divining posts from the future. -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Sounds like you goofed up letting those first 12 go through, we goons are creatures of habit -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
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[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Thx for scratching my itch, there might be something wrong with the destructiveness of your weaponry -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Oh no, not a nuke... bruh you got me -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Real talk: what’s the most difficult part of this whole situation for you? Is it the grim reality that a handful of sub 16 city dumdums are gonna be windmill 360 noscope headshot dunking on you until you duck back into VM or is it the astounding mental gymnastics you’re hustling out where you are the hands down winner in all of this? -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
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[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
This thread has been a real roller coaster imo -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
The only thing triggered around here is my funny bone -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
*moments earlier in the accounting division at methrage HQ* -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
A graceful robert fell from the sky and requested that I purge the unclean -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
we’ve got live footage from the ground thanks to our crack team of war reporters -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Oh, my bad I thought you called me a prawn -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
Rude, I’m allergic to shellfish -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
I dunno marxalot, he might be on to something here. My opening weak attack resulted in a net loss of *checks notes* approx $3.8 million for him. With numbers like these I don’t see how war with him is a good idea for us. -
[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
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[RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS
Applebees replied to Noctis Anarch Caelum's topic in Alliance Affairs
It’s me, the un-tough toxic micro nation who is almost broke -
Why not 69???????
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@Unwanted Swears make me uncomfortable, so I do my best to steer clear of them. Hopefully someone makes a clean unofficial server where we can get wild without using bad language
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