BurntCornMuffin

So, you are asserting that your only options are "bending over and taking it" or "bending over and taking it while ineffectually complaining and flipping birds". It sounds to me like you've already compromised and resigned yourself to "taking it", and your only thing you are stubborn about is the refusal to acknowledge any option where you refuse to "take it" as too extreme. What do you have to gain from giving up in this manner?

Happy winter solstice, and have an excellent Yule! As is tradition in my homeland, celebratory projectiles have been launched towards my war targets at appropriately festive velocities. May the love of our people find their way into your hearts!

I am the DMer. This guy had been spamming our entire alliance with the same canned message, and I responded with this fabrication, not realizing this person would actually fall for it. I figured the Soros bit would out it as a clear troll, but apparently this individual did not get it. I will clarify right now that nothing in that response happened, and I was very much messing with the op, rather tactlessly in hindsight.