A Werd frum Da Herd,
Da Cowz r big fanz ov da Birds an ov da weedz upon da ground 2 eat. So glad there is gonna b mor representashun ov da Animals udder then Hoomans.
U R welcom 2 Da Pastur at NE tiem NE daye NE night 4 a big ol' Pastur Rompus thru da dumbrainz on Orbis. Send da Birds 2 eat da flies an we'll send da Cowz 2 keep the dumbrainz frum pickin' ur eggs and stompin the grasse.
Sinsteerly,
Da Cowz