Reg Penney

Ladies And Gentlemen, Please Stand for TCW's New Anthem:

Commonwealth, Greatest Alliance in the world
All Other Alliance are run by little girls
Commonwealth, number one exporter of Uranium
All other Alliance have inferior Uranium

Commonwealth, home of Drunk Alex Jones' swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 100% of solid communist waste

Commonwealth, Commonwealth, you very nice place
From plains of Canberra to northern fence of Sphinx's Little Pon
Commonwealth friend of all except Black Knights
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Commonwealth, industry best in world
We drink lot of coffee and Build Big Milita
Commonwealth's economics highest in the world
Except of course for The New Pacific Order

Commonwealth, Commonwealth, you very nice place
From plains of Canberra to northern fence of Sphinx Little Pon
Come grasp mighty hands of our leader
From junction of the mouth to the lips in your face!

Here's the link to the song which is sang by me:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ