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Republic of Avalon; Official Blog [26-3-2024] A handful of beautiful photos of our Chief Mouser, "Skye Cookie"

I want to make a public statement formally apologizing to TKR. When we encouraged our members to make advertisements in response to TKR's advertisement, I didn't anticipate the harm it would inflict upon their fragile spirits. I can see now that their attempt at witty repartee was in fact merely a rhetorical statement, and I retract all our responses. TKR is a long standing and proud alliance, and it was disrespectful of such a new and fresh upstart like Singularity to injure that pride. I can see now that photoshopping TKR's flag onto a chimp was a rude and vast understatement of their intelligence. We have created a new meme to more adequately represent their intellectual prowess, and apologize for this misstep.

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Football is the best sport.

Palpatine26 found a cheater!!!

Living rent free in the head of Epimetheus and all of Camelot since February, 2024.

Why are the drums of war beating so loud right now, and can someone please turn them off?? . . . Alternatively, please point me in the direction of the nearest SIN/CYPH/TFP nation with an empty defensive war slot 😇

Hello , George! I would like to give you my heartfelt gratitude for nominating me as the Best New Player 2023. We don't even know each other and you have still decided to vote for me based purely on my diplomatic actions as the second in command of BroFam. I will not forget this. 🙏

This game is pathetic, Nation states are dar better. In here there is nothing to be done

i love your flag btw! :3

It might be helpful to emphasize in your appeal that sin, in the usual Christian view, is something that is wrong with everyone, not just lgbt people. So it’s not showing dislike towards lgbt people to say what you said because sin is what’s wrong with everyone. The traditional view is that the entire world needs fixing and the entire world is sick and needs healing. And this view in actuality puts everyone on the same level because everyone has sin. Their banning your statement essentially bans the expression the most fundamental principle of Christianity

@Alexwhy did you ban me i have never played this game before

Bring back Four and Honey Monster - best mods in PW history.

@Alex, I see posts by this user were removed by the mod team, but uh... is there any way to ban them from the Forums or change their username? 😅

This summer I'll start training in football (soccer for Americans) I need to train for next school year. Trying to master a brazilian skill move. 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

"Advanced Member" how about I advance my member in your mum

Memorabilia from the Defensive War Меморавилиӥ из Защистие Война June 2, 2023 | The Aftermath of the Defensive War Introduction In this war, the Legion, and not only the Legion but everyone associated with them lost the battle. But amidst the large empires, republics, and established countries, Cossackia was different. After the untimely start of the war, the Premier returned to a nation dragged into war. During this time, Karla and Karlina had been leading the defensives throughout the war. When the first attacks ended, the Soyokovs were welcomed as heroes, the saviors of the country that was the last bastion of Soviet culture. Instead of a revenge attack, Cossackia has devoted itself to its defense. Thanks to international support, Cossackia was a hot topic for established nations, aside from Sudan and Ukraine. When defending their country, Cossackia stood out from the rest. Without outside military assistance, except for the Philippines, Cossackia held off every destructive offensive and siege. More than ever before, Cossackia's people are committed to defending an invasion against the unprovoked nation. In this editorial, you will see writings made by Karla Soyokov. Here are some of the memorabilia made in honor of what would be dubbed as "The Lightshade War." Eulogies to the Fallen Aviators and Sailors Юлогиёв до Мертной Пилоты и Матрошки May 29, 2023 - May 31, 2023 Tribute to the Charge of the 400 Меморанда за Вперёд 400ами May 29, 2023 - May 30, 2023 Cossackia is at war once again, and our Armed Forces are once again successfully defending our homes and our land. The Army, Marines, Tankists, and Artillerymen defended our cities to the last man. We repelled all Blitz attacks on our cities, we defend like never before. The Navy and Coast Guard, with renewed resolve, successfully sank all shipping to Gondolin and are currently on the offensive at Matras. The Militsiya, Partisans, Honor Guards, and Border Troops have successfully protected Cossackia's people. Filipinos, Cebuanos, Russians, Ukrainians, Poles, Germans, Chinese, Cantonese, Hokkienese, Bangsamoros, etc. But amid all the victories, on May 29, 2023, the mighty Air Force sacrificed itself for our country. Not wasting the opportunity to lose aircraft for nothing, I accepted the orders to at least dogfight and airstrike anyone that threatens our Blue Skies. Sokolov, Soyokov, Komi, Bella, and some volunteers from the Adelie Squadron; all of the squadrons participating in this war have gladly risked their lives to save our country. Around hundreds of our Aces and WSOs have been missing or killed in action. Most of our newly developed aircraft barely made it back to their bases, but they proved useful and more modern against the invading air forces. Our helicopters meanwhile fared better as they were supporting the ground troops defending our land. I would like to take this time to ask you to give respect our aviators deserved. Just like the Angels of Gracemeria, blessed by our one true God, and with Mobius, Cipher, and Three Strikes instilled in my heart, they have carried the entire war on their backs and shoulders. May this be known to all; that the Cossackian Air Force will forever be enshrined as not only the most popular military branch but also the most fearsome adversary to any foe. Cossackia is like Yuktobania, a Slavic nation obsessed with air superiority. And with that thought, we seek peace and prosperity not only for us but for everyone. That’s what it is like for me, that this war and all other wars before it was reminiscent of Ace Combat, to be frank. To end my eulogy, I would like to give my finest regards to the families of the fallen aviators. May their just cause and efforts that they gave justice to tirelessly not end in vain. Karla Soyokov, Premier of Cossackia [9:00] Message to the People Ode to the Victory over Isengard and the Martyrdom of the Valiant Fleet Ода за Победы на Исенгарда и Умерство Валянтом Флот May 31, 2023 On that fateful day on May 28, 2023, the only victory of the war that gave us a fighting chance to survive was conducted by the Valiant Fleet. The Cossackian Navy and Coast Guards have been begging me for a blockade of the enemy fleet and to cease their shipment of important supplies that will fuel their hatred for us. So, with the help of the Admirals and the collective wisdom that we gathered, we have finally coordinated the attack on Gondolin. We headed for Isengard, and so history was written. The ships that were involved were the carriers Karlina Soyokova and Trisha Maravilyasova, the missile destroyer Thamira Todinyova, the nuclear submarine Yerayina Agostova, and the nuclear submarine carrier Bella Soyokova. Those were the lead carriers and submarines that were in charge of the assault. Following them were Akane the Red and Violet the Great. Both are missile destroyers. The Bella, Karlina, and Trisha Squadrons were instrumental in the assault as they were fighter jets in the sky. After we arrived at Isengard, our submarines were able to go under and bypass the water minefield, then we began to go over and proceeded with the attack. In all honesty, the Gondolinian Navy stood no chance against our mostly-submarine fleet. They were all at anchor and caught off guard. During the assault, we sent our Marines to neutralize the harbor as they landed on the nearby coast thanks to the Trisha. Karlina, Trisha, and Bella were tirelessly resupplying the attacking aircraft. Meanwhile, the Thamira was leading all the destroyers to launch their cruise missiles. And when they saturated the targeted harbor, they turned their sides toward the combat area and started to fire their formidable autocannons. The autocannons were firing at the harbor, mercilessly they took down all of their infrastructure to prevent them from building any more ships and submarines of their own. This went on for 2 hours, and once the Air Force and Navy on the opposite side ceased any efforts to reinforce their hopelessness, the Marines finally stormed the harbor warehouse complex and raised the Cossackian flag over the field. We were victorious. What followed was an epic stand of charging Gondolinian infantry against the Cossackian Marines who were holding their position. That was the Victory at Isengard. But on this day, our Valiant Fleet was harassed by the impostor Philippine Navy of Savant. They were attacking under the Philippine flag as their ensign, and even with all that we had at that point, we were forced to retreat. That was the plan after Isengard, as we have to hide all the ships in their safehouses for storage. In the chaos, most of our ships and submarines were either destroyed or damaged. Sadly, all the lead vessels during Isengard were affected. In such an instance, the Karlina suffered heavy damage in its hull, but the Trisha suffered worse. The engines in the Trisha Maravilyasova stopped working due to heavy damage from enemy fire. It had to be tugged by the incoming Coast Guard tugboats while the crew was panicking to keep the water out from ballasting the ship into the sinking. Luckily, and I stress luckily, all the lead vessels were not sunk, only that their engines stopped working and that their hulls were dinged up. Most of the aircraft stored were destroyed, and some of its pilots and WSO were injured, missing, or killed. The only lead ship that ever sank was the Violet the Great destroyer, and as of now, we are drawing up plans to recover the sunken vessel for restoration and recommission. The assault cost us 5,000 lives lost, another 1,000 injured, and another thousand missing during the ambush led by the fake Philippine Navy of Savant. But even if we didn’t gain anything, what we ever gained was the blockade of Gondolin for 2 days! Imagine that! 2 days were enough to lessen the carnage brought to our country, and only one of the three invading nations wasn’t able to get their hands on desperate supplies. Only to be stopped by a fake Philippine Navy. To conclude my eulogy, I also want to pay my respects once again to the aviators, who have displayed their prowess in their dogfights over our skies to keep us safe. Let us give our dear Coast Guardsmen and Sailors their share of respect this time, as they give as much pride to our nation as the Air Force. They brought honor to us with ships named after the people I liked. We send our condolences and regards to all relatives and families of the fallen and the fallen themselves. We thank your service to our country, and we also apologize for the irreplaceable lives that we lost on the way to our victory. We are sorry. Karla Soyokov, Premier of Cossackia [8:00pm] Message to the People Tribute to the Defenders of the Iligan Steel Mill Меморанда за Защистам Илиганское Сталной Фабрики June 2, 2023 The war was only limited to Cossackia, as the invading nations of Matras, Gondolin, Cakalistan, and Savant didn’t want to trigger a military response from the Philippines. But it just so happened that this was not the case any longer. To gain more steel for our armored vehicles and sea vessels, Cossackia’s only link to Legion was the Iligan Steel Mill, which was not in use after 2009 during the Arroyo administration. This steel mill was outside Cossackia, but the Philippines allowed us access to take the steel for our use. The Philippine Armed Forces in Iligan were on standby due to the increasingly attritional nature of this war. But on one fateful day during a routine assault at Abingrad by the enemy forces, it was notified to us that the enemy will storm the Iligan Steel Mill to neutralize our steel supply. So, because we have enough soldiers, tanks, and artillery — surprisingly neither of them was greatly affected by the war so far — we sent our ground troops to the said steel mill. By now I’m certain that we were blockaded, but we still had to defend it. And so, the Defense for the Iligan Steel Mill was being written into history. On May 30, the day of the blockade, enemy troops have begun to storm the Iligan Steel Mill in coordination with Savant and its fake Philippine Navy. Savant’s presence confused our soldiers, as we have to be careful of the presence of the actual Philippine Armed Forces in the area. We were able to get to the steel mill and established defensive positions there. And we were met by Gondolinian, Cakalis, Savant, and Matras joint assaults. I could imagine what uniforms were they wearing in the haste of not using the uniforms fit for the surrounding forest and ocean area. But our men wore uniforms better for the surrounding environment, and so they were not only limited to defending the steel mill. Over time, the enemy sent in everything they can throw at us. When they called in for more reinforcements, they are only asking for more meat for the meat grinder. We suffered heavy casualties alright, but it is not equal to the storming enemy that wastes their manpower over the steel mill. And our men were wounded, not killed, though some were killed during the firefight. When they called in for naval artillery, there was nothing they can do. Our artillery at the seaside overlooks the entire bay, and this poses grave danger to the opposing ships. So when the enemy ships fire at us, coastal artillery can easily fire back while using the buildings and dugouts as cover with great ease. Though submarines were the problem, later we will tell you what we used for the next scenario. When they called in airstrikes, they can’t just airstrike anywhere as they wanted to capture the steel mill intact. Sure they can send in attack aircraft or helicopters, but we also brought missiles. The Hernandez SAM trucks were in charge of not only anti-air warfare but also anti-submarine warfare. Because of the cover we used, they cannot fire upon the warehouses, nor can the submarines make up what the target is. In addition, we also used the missiles to occasionally mortar fire at the entrenched enemy. Hell, they even proposed that they use missiles and nuclear weapons, but that will render their objectives useless. We heard this, especially from our men, who sneak into enemy lines and behind them and overhear enemy conversations. The siege was reminiscent of Ukraine’s Azovstal, in the Battle of Mariupol, which lasted for a few months, if my memory serves me well. But the Ukrainians lost Mariupol and therefore lost their steel plant. It was the result of the Azov Regiment surrendering to Russia. But unlike Ukraine, Cossackia is not motivated by hatred against Russia and joining the EU and NATO. We already hold observer status in the EU and NATO. And instead of surrendering, we achieved victory. And on May 31, 2023, troops from Abingrad were pressing forward as the defense was successful and now they were reinforcing the troops at Iligan. It was then that the Philippines joined the fight against the invaders, with Savant’s troops hopelessly mixing in with our Filipino comrades to sow hatred. But when the Iligan garrison found out about the invader’s ploy to capture the steel mill, that’s when they joined. And due to the war's exhaustion, troops from Cakalistan, Matras, Savant, and Gondolin started plans for a full withdrawal from Cossackia. Cakalistan, which didn’t declare for the second time withdrew its remaining troops from the scene. Then Savant, Matras, and finally Gondolin. The siege lasted for 2 days, and although it was short, it was sheer hell for our troops who were there. But it was a cakewalk overall. And so, Legion successfully gave us the supplies needed, only that we forgot to order steel. Regardless, the enemy’s attempt to push their luck even further was an utter failure, and we got the supplies needed to rebuild. This siege will be etched into our hearts eternally, as this was one of the only times that the Philippines helped Cossackia militarily. And all armored vehicles and personnel were almost intact, just enough to defend over and over again. I send my respect and thanks to the men and women stationed at Iligan to defend our only ground advantage in the war. They were able to push back the enemy, just like all our cities. Karla Soyokov, Premier of Cossackia [1:00] Message to the People Pride Month Speech Листа за Гордоство Месяц June 1, 2023 Good evening Cossackians. Now, this message will be casual, so listen close. You know, we are going to lose a lot. So, I have finally authorized the use of nuclear weapons on our soil. Yes, it is Belkan, but it will be the only way to deter any threat to us. I now ask you to be aware of nearby nuclear shelters. Fallout, bomb, nuclear shelters, or bunkers. And we are sending in the Logistics Department to improve our shelters and bunkers. So I hope that you all know what to do. Furthermore, we now ask for your support for us. So please, and I’m asking you, to support our Armed Forces. Conscription is now enforced all over the country, but the choice is definitely up to you. If you join because they tell you otherwise to join, it’s okay. If you don’t want to, it’s also okay. This is especially to people with families. So if you have a family, please do not join the military. Don’t join the military, you will put your families in a dangerous position. So, don’t join us, but rather care for your family’s safety. We don’t know if Cossackia will cease to exist and someone must continue being Cossackians. Before I will start ending my speech, I would like to take this opportunity to greet you all Happy Pride Month. I salute all the members of the LGBTQ serving in the Armed Forces for giving their lives to true men and women. I also give my regards to your Prime Minister Karlina Soyokova, she is a bisexual. She finds it hard to find a boyfriend, so she likes- oh. That’s Carly over there. (Camera turns to the Prime Minister, who was sitting in a sofa chair planning something on her tablet.) She is planning something for me right now. She is kind and impartial, and she is always with me just like Mom was. Anyways, I also want to give you a message for all transgender parents. It’s a very special message. And it’s about your children being transgender. I saw this one video in a Facebook group that will change my view forever, and it’s about a young boy’s journey to becoming a “girl.” Unfortunately, he was very young and he wasn’t able to try being a boy for once in his only life. Instead, it was taken away by the transition to becoming a girl. My only message for you all is that please, do not change the gender of your child. It is not yours to change, let your child decide, and don’t force it upon him or her. God gave them the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a girl or boy, so please don’t take it away from them. And my message for us straight people is to please, as much as possible not force the LGBTQ to be put back to their places. It’s their choice and their choice alone. Of course, I’m happy to be straight, long live the straight people. But please, let them be, and do not discriminate or force them to be straight. But rather, accept them while we maintain our mutual dominance over them. Of course, the relationship is girl-to-boy and boy-to-girl only. But then they become girl to girl, boy to boy. The boy wins the girl and then gets the boy, and the girl wins the boy and then gets the girl. Sometimes, girls want to be boys, boys want to be girls. But it’s their choice, and I haven’t mentioned that this is enshrined in the Constitution, so we can cope with the times and show acceptance. And also, as a message to the LGBTQ, leave the problems to us. You don’t need to be at the top because we accept your minority in our country. But as much as possible, allow us straight people to dominate the country, because there will be no balance if everything is gay. Once again, Happy Pride Month, and you can still parade in the streets if you want to. And as I will conclude my message, I would like everyone to please keep safe. Support our defense and our Armed Forces. Long live the Fatherland and his people. Long live the Motherland Philippines and her people. Glory to Cossackia. Glory to the heroes. Death to the invaders. Glory to us, and freedom over everything else. Cossackia above all else. May God bless us, may Allah bless us, and may any religious prophet and other gods bless us. Victory will be ours. Good night. Thank you. Karla Soyokov, Premier of Cossackia [10:00pm] Message to the People Civilian-Based Accounts and Writings Сноком и Листе Гружданинийским Kudeta Кудета Nung nagising ako, ay nakita ko na ang pagbagsak ng pamahalaan. [The time I woke up is when I have seen the government’s destruction.] Pinabayaan nila kami ang sundalo ng gobyernong Pilipino. [The troops of the Philippine government left us alone.] Natapos naman ang paglayas ng Premyer, diba? Bakit ngayon lang may kaharasan? [The Premier’s absence is going to be finished, right? So why now that there is violence?] Kailangan ba natin talaga ang kaharasan? [Do we need violence?] Tinatanong ko sa abala ng digmaan at sa kanyang gawa. [I question the signs of war and its damage.] Akala ko may tahimikan sa aming bayan? [I thought there is quiet in our country?] Sa aming nayon? [In our town?] Nicolas Gumulang The Lightshade Светшина Востаним — Козацкого народом вставают, [Risen — the Cossackian people rise.] Все роджелие щастными. [All celebrating happily.] Што? Мы високилй победная, не гружют. [Why? We rose victorious, not in misery.] Все песницими и прадтсалими. [All are in song and dance.] С Карла Придци Великий до Эдуард Юкуповский, [From Karla I the Great to Eduard Yukupov Streets,] Я лице юбилантными народом. [I see the people’s jubilation.] Победитим злойство и гружий, [We have conquered evil and grief,] Мы покажем Земляти наш свободом. [We show our freedom to the Earth.] Здраствине — мы жиуе! [Cheers! — we live!] За с небом на земля! [For there is Heaven on Earth!] Mariya Solyankova Second Ukraine? Дваний Украӥна After the wars that we have been through, I and all the fellow Ukrainians living through ask a question. Not only to everyone but to ourselves. Victory is achieved by death and sacrifice. Life, in exchange for victory. A willing nation of simple people, innocent and industrious. Such a nation is so powerful it outmatches our homeland by many things. It even holds the name of the Cossacks, no matter how truly Slavic they were, which they’re not. I cannot help but ask if Cossackia our Second Ukraine. Bernard Havrilovich These are the writings we were able to find available. There are many poets and reactions exclusively seen in Cossackia, but these are just a select few. Little is and will be known about this war for many to come. The Karlagrad Times — All editors contributed to this newsletter.

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Unbelievable this is utter hypocrisy. When somebody has a literal anthem about killing Muslims, that was even before the Christchurch terrorist attack about killing Bosniaks, Turks, etc, you let them off when they feigned ignorance. I did not support any terrorist ideals whatsoever! I have a flag that has been in ISlamic societies for thousands of years, long before the terrorist groups of today. I literally explained all this. ALex you are a nazi bro you fascist garbage