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WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Clearly Church of Atom was threatened by how close our nuke stockpile is to theirs so they declared war on The Knights Radiant to address the issue by...... diminishing...... theirs......? Good luck in the war y'all : let the nukes fly. tl;dr: TKR recognizes hostilities with CoA

Announcement from the Church of Atom Gluttony is a sin, any believer in Atom would not deny this. Many in Orbis are great committers of this sin. You hide behind fat alliances, you participate in one round of war and then buy out of range so you don't have to fight. But what is greater than this sin? What could anger Atom so? Those who would whisper into others' ears, in hopes of coaxing more sin! It was Morf who suggested an alliance between Ro$e and HW. So it is Morf who brings fire upon his house! tl;dr: CoA declares war on TKR "I mean what's the worst that can happen, our infra is gone who cares? We just rebuild" -Casty

Celestial and Hollywood hereby activate Article 4 of the Peace in Our Time Agreement Signed, Celestial Sphere Leadership Hollywood Sphere Leadership

You're just jealous that I referred to Vexz as Mommy Vexz, and have given you no such title.

To be fair, if you understood the rules of FA you probably wouldn't be on attempt number 30 of running an AA

A forthcoming project has been planned called Fallout Shelter: While this is a nice project, having it as an additional project may nerf nukes to the point of semi-irrelevance. I would like to suggest that the Fallout shelter is not buildable if a Vital Defense System (VDS) is also built. This allows a choice between low chance of blocking or a lower but guaranteed protection.

The real CB, TKR stole Keza from us.

TFW people don’t realize that this is a fake war to give us an excuse to fully militarize and lose some infra before hitting Celestial.

I don't think there any salt at all (from anyone), but the TKR Online Defense Force was quick to hop in here.

Damn, CoA - fair swipe for Best PR Move of 2022, I gotta admit (I would still say the same if we got hit lol).

Uhh, hello? Based Department?

I am shadow gov all along. I made this happen.

Exactly how many wars has CoA been the aggressor in over 4 years of existence?

Sounds like someone doesn't understand FA

Victory in our time. I salute CoA for a war well won.

They realized Celestial wasn't the right sphere to ally. Be ready for the mighty Johnsons with Hollywood

I'm reasonably certain that you calling anyone Mommy is grounds for a restraining order more than anything

I kind of wanted to not have this as a project entirely, but I like this suggestion a lot more.

Heck. The PnW forums and TKR high gov chat in Slack look way too similar after having a little vodka.

Never thought I'd see the day you complained about an alliance having an active and engaged membership.

If I understand the rules of FA since CoA attacked before the announcement, Ro$e/Celestial is obligated to defend HW from Church of Atom.

Wrong channel Kyub

Tbf, I can totally buy that James doesn't know who Celestial is.

I mean, when you complain about getting hit and then say you're happy you got hit in the same post, you just look kinda silly. If you were so bored, there's many things you could have done. Instead you signed a big boring inter-bloc treaty to try to prevent fun.

Ya'll just made my day. Thanks for donating your pixels.

Bruh, we always fight. I don't know what you're smoking. Bring it on.

I wish to sincerely congratulate you for uncovering this cryptic secret of our DoW posts, it takes a lot of IQ points, at least maybe in the double digits, to figure out the hidden meanings at play here. Well done!

Oh yeah we're ultra pixel huggers. God damn this is some of the most delusional nonsense I have ever seen. Absolutely unhinged. I don't even know where to begin, this is just so imaginative. We've always been there 100% of the time when called to fight. Please pass the bong, I want to try whatever the hell you got in there.

The church bell tolled... and I was awoken from my slumber. May the many green mushroom clouds extoll faith unto the Non believers. For the Greater Good....

Inject this straight into my veins

It’s @Who Me’s time to shine!

1. I'm not on attempt 30 2. I don't care much about running an AA I just do it because I have a community I've built up, this is not an "attempt" for me. 3. I've been leading consecutively for almost 2 years, besides some breaks in between. Sure there's been change of names due to mergers and some losses/gains but shit happens 4. It's 2022, nobody brings this up anymore unless they're just having a tease (sphinx) or have no clue what they're talking about (you)

I already have two against me; what's a third one?

lets be honest, the only ones that are gonna suffer from this war are the nations that produce food

unironically based

I couldn't make it any bigger Enjoy war. Unfortunately nobody is in my range.

“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” -George Washington After our departure of Clock and rebranding to Hand of Farm, we set our sights on our fields and aimed to provide Orbis with the best crops imaginable. Within several weeks we found ourselves wondering how spheres could live with all the boredom that growth brought. Immediately it was realized how pathetic we were, standing around growing with no action or excitement. Orbis needed us. Reigning havoc is our obligation. We let the fields dry up and gathered our equipment while the onlookers tucked their tails in and militarized in response, knowing what we were capable of. All except Haunted Mansion and The Johnsons. We had heard about some ghostbusters who took care of business in the Haunted Mansion but to be sure they did their job and weren’t a typical failure, we had to check to make sure. Certainly enough, we left disappointed after the quick raid. There we not only no ghosts but no signs of life anywhere, only dust left around the mansion. So now we find ourselves looking at the other party that took care of business. The party who found themselves not militarizing because no one would dare hit The Mighty Johnsons. However, we specialize in size and we have the mightiest Johnson of all, the Horsecock. Maybe next time they’ll be smart enough to militarize instead of letting the world happen around them. Always be prepared.

EDIT: This post was a bit of a cluster-f. TL;DR: Fortify should ask the user what to fortify against (air, land, sea). If user fortifies against air, and opponent uses air-strike, then the attack will be severely nerfed.

Fake News! I was the best FA move of TKR to start another war. Signed Shadow gov Keza.

Let me put it in simple terms: James is one of the last people to talk about pixel hugging. Especially with his history. But you are correct, it is a good move. Just... don't talk smack about pixel huggers when you're probably one of the most notorious ones, you know? (Not you, to make it clear, just a generalized statement)

Still agreed with Buor but honestly, props for this war. Takes balls. Hopefully it's a trend rather than a one off but we'll see.

does TKR really need help against clock?

Or did we

I never approached anyone in HW to hit Celestial. I don't even know who Celestial is.

With the HollyRo$e MDP treaty as a deterrent, I simply don't understand how this could've happened. It was supposed to scare low infra nukers away, post war, not invite them to hit even more high infra targets; come on CoA, DoN't YoU gEt It?

We here at the Church of Atom look forward to sensual experience with The Knights Radiant, and would remind them to PUMP IT UP

It was actually these logs that @Horsecock was trying to keep hidden...