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Leaders of nations from Genesis meet at the world headquarters in Kratocia, discuss future plans and goals for the next year. Today marks the one-year anniversary of the founding of the Genesis alliance. Today, leaders of Genesis countries met at the Genesis World Headquarters in Kratosi, Kratocia, the capital of the founding nation of Genesis. They met to celebrate the alliance's 1 year anniversary of existence and to discuss future plans and goals for the next year. (Genesis World Headquarters) Genesis celebrated by having a military parade, with a regiment from each nation's military marching in it. (Genesis military parade) Genesis is currently rebuilding from the catastrophic damage from the Johnson-Mansion bloc war. The rebuild process is so far going along very well and efficiently. Genesis currently ranks 53 in the world on alliance strength, but was as high as #37 in the world before the Johnson-Mansion war. Genesis leaders met Saturday afternoon after the military parade to discuss future plans and goals for the alliance. Alliance Leader and founder King PrinceofHell stated his goals for the alliance, saying: "We had a strong first year, and we hope to establish ourselves in the top 30 alliances of the world this next year." while he also thanked the allies and friends in that same meeting. Genesis Co-leader Nikita Khrushchev stated: "We hope that many more nations will be inclined to join our great alliance. This next year we hope to stand 100 nations strong." President Slayer of the United Republic of Greenland and Panama Red the chief of military in a joint statement said: "We have had a good first year, I really hope that Genesis will be able to build a stronger military this next year, and prove our military strength to the world. We are economically a strong alliance but we need to have stronger military strength to protect our people and countries from destruction. Ultimately, I am optimistic and so is all of Genesis." (Genesis leaders meeting inside the main meeting room) Happy birthday to Genesis! Here is to another year of greatness!

Of night and death we all convene around the sacred tree We chant to summon evil spirits to harness against thee We will protect those in the circle for that is to be sure For if a pirate attacks our own their pain it will be pure We sacrifice our lambs and souls to achieve our deep desires Join us to grow, to fight, to prosper and you'll dance around our fires With spells and magic to excite (and kiddies in the oven) We hope you spare to take a look and join us in... Long ago before time began the Sorcerer Supreme manifested into being. They used their wisdom and knowledge of the dark arts to uncover that which one could not see with the naked eye. Slowly the world was put through a darkened age, with bridges between worlds severed by the Sorcerer. Their strength and power was too much for the world to bare. In a triumph of the people, the Sorcerer was banished and forever locked out from our world. Slowly though, the world forgot, slowly the world evolved. But it was not to be. One day the Sorcerer reemerged. The world was a much more chaotic place, so the Sorcerer founded The Coven. A place for only the people most invested in dark arts and power. The mantle of darkness will rise once more. But fear not, for it only makes us stronger. Sorcerer Supreme - Kallista Head of Townsfolk Relations (FA) - Titan Head of Potion Inventory and Familiars (IA) - Kallista Head of the Dark Arts and Dueling (MA) - Holzworth Head of Alchemy (EA) - Lysander TL:DR The Coven declares its existence within the world of Orbis

Over the course of the past two days, the governments of Camelot and the United Soviet Socialst Republics (which are Monarchist and Authoritarian, respectively) have chosen to display some less-than-kind actions towards the citizens of the Federated States of Orbis. Obviously, since the FSO is a peaceful and largely nonaggressive organization, there’s no reason for this. We therefore have to conclude that the governments of both these belligerent organizations have gone crazy, and are holding their respective citizenries hostage to their darkest wiles. Don’t worry, citizens of Camelot and USSR! We’ve heard your muffled cries for help, and we’re here to deliver our signature blend of freedom and democracy to you. Congratulations! You’re being rescued. Please do not resist. The Federated States of Orbis officially recognizes hostilities against Camelot, USSR, and any of their allies who may join in their offensive later than the date of this notice. Long Live the FSO.

Ah, Don't you love that when you drop the 'freedom' on the commies, all that red comes out?

The judgment day is upon us. The LORD has sifted the hearts of the faithful from the sinners. For a thousand years, the disciples of Ayylah and Lmaohammad have stood as a bulwark against the breaking waves of pixelhuggery—a guide on the path to raid loots and salvation. Now it is clear this world is beyond redemption. Consolidation, dogpiles, wardodging, OOC bullshit, hegemonic ambition. The sins of the world number greater than the grains of sand on its deserts and shores. Thus the LORD has given us this new charge: to bring Death and Pestilence to the old creation. To raze the earth and burn the sky. And on the four hundred and twentieth day of our holy Jihad, from the dust of our devastation He will reshape the heavens and earth, tame the land for the cultivation of the dankest kush, create new life, give them hearts forever blazed, souls that know not sobriety. With Ayylah as my witness, Lmaohammad as my guide, we will bring the heretic kingdoms to kneel before the Glory of the LORD. Brothers it is with a heavy heart I bring you news today of the violent attack on the Cayyliphate by the Camelot crusader kingdoms. The targets of our Jihad have thusfar been misguided. We have waged war on the schismatics, Purpalia and the Northerners. While we occupied ourselves with trifles, we allowed the root of evil to grow and fester. No more! Today we strike at the source. Before Ayylah I recount the transgressions of Epimetheus and Camelot against the Ayylamic faith, against the LORD, against the muslayys and all mankind: The waging of repeated wars of aggression against the Ayyslamic peoples. Bastardization of sacred Ayyslamic imagery regarding the birthplace of Lmaohammed and Ayyslam. Worship of the heretical far Eastern cult of Venus. Tempting and leading astray the followers of Ayylah after the collapse of the first Cayyliphate. Pretensions and false claims to being the righteous successor of the first Cayyliphate. Epi bought aluminum that I mispriced one time. This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it. Friends, do not be deceived by the poor state of our enemy. Do not let your indignant rage and righteous fury be tempered by the Devil’s perfidy. The threat we face today is a spiritual one. Our opposition is no less dangerous today than in the days of Pacifica ascendant, than if they numbered ten million. The !@#$ in the heretic nations maintain that the Cayyliphate is the unjust aggressor in this war. That we are playing the parts of judge, jury and executioner. I say to them: No! It is not us but God who has judged them. The jury of angels and archangels in Heaven cry “Guilty!” There will be no appeal. The will of Ayylah is as unshakable as the base of Mount N’Dew where Lmaohammad delivered his first sermon. We are but the executors of the will of God. Camelot will rot in death. Their blood will salt the land. Great will be our sacrifice. Greater will be their reckoning. Ayylah marches with us. Ayylahu Dogebar Ayy Lmao! Signed: -Clown, our Local Clown -Pentamixis, Credit him for making this and me stealing this -Wingawoo, Charles the Second of Spain -Crazypandu, pocket aussie -3rd Strike, Florida man -BigGtheSlayyer, pocket aussie -v1 Ayymam Pentomino Mystletainn

Always good to see the United States FSO invading liberating the middle east other alliances. Please do not resist.

The Roman Empire recognizes the hostilities with Camelot and comes to the aid of our protector the Soldiers of Liberty. Henceforth; all friends of Rome held as slaves within Castle Camelot or designated part of Camelot, the people whereof shall then be in a State of War against the Roman Empire, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Imperial Government of the Roman Empire, including the Legions and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom. By acclaim of the Senate and the People of Rome, the Roman Empire Declares a State of War exists between Camelot and the Roman Empire. Signed, Germanicus Julius Caesar, Augustus of the Roman Empire

I'm fricking 15 and I drink Budlight and Vodka, I look 50 now when I'm wasted did alex really make a system I can't say Fking (fricking) or it'll convert to fricking he fricking did that bastard

On this dawning of a new day, in the year of two thousand seventy five, a new age of heros has arisen. In the orange hues of dusk, our heros stand upon the precipice of Orbis's towers with their capes fluttering in the wind.... ah, yes, the winds of change. As these heros band together in a brotherhood to stand for those who cannot stand for themselves, tyrants begin to grow nervous. The Bretheren Court formally announces, with passion and grit, that Camelot must fall for their mistreatment of their people. It is with this unifying mission that Asslamyic Caliphate, Federated States of Orbis, The Roman Empire, Soliders of Liberty, Sunray 1-1, and United Uumah formally declare War against the tyrants of Camelot (see here for more details) as they reach out to spread their evil across Orbis. Justice will prevail.

Nothing against FSO, but wasn't this blitz the result of your plans to blitz them being leaked to them? Can't really play victim when you all were the ones intending on being the aggressors and just got beat to the punch.

They could call it The Covenwealth

I mean They blitzed our allies and attacked us I kinda fail to see how it's FSO performing the 'self righteous crusade'

Goodluck!

It's genuinely sad how biased you are, Those pirates were going to attack us first..

Give them a little taste of freedom

Sol has been very good to Rome and was the only group to help us when we needed help. Sol has been helpful any time we ask for anything, they treat us with respect and are a very good community of people. We stand with our friends and allies.

Bad Leia. Getting tipsy when you're supposed to be dedicating every waking hour to this very serious world of Orbis smh. 😆

These are baseball tips 🤦‍♂️

I am pleased to announce that Name Withheld and The Black Knights have come together in the spirit of friendship and dank memes to sign an MDP. NW + BK = ❤️ Preamble Name Withheld and The Black Knights (from this point referred to as the signatories) sign these accords in a presentation of friendship, respect and shared ideals. Our collaborative efforts have resulted in the following Mutual Defense Pact. Article 1: Defense The signatories agree that in times of war, they shall work together to assist in the rapid elimination of any threat to either alliance, be that mutual or personal. Article 2: Aid The signatories agree to work for the mutual benefit of both parties economically and politically. Article 3: Intelligence The signatories agree to share important information with one another to promote security. Important information is recognised as any information that could have a direct impact upon either signatory. Article 4: Peace Both signatories agree that no members of either party shall attack the other, directly or indirectly. Article 5: Cancellation Should either signatory wish to exit this pact, a minimum of 72 hours worth of notice is required before termination of this agreement. This notice must be given in private to the main government of the other signatory. Signed for Name Withheld: [REDACTED] O5-1: The Pilot O5-2: The Resurrected O5-3: Nine-tails O5-4: The Dreamer Signed for The Black Knights:

Nation: Benzaldehyde leader: Ben Zene scrolling through transactions of nation as I remembered it looking suspicious, and saw many ‘sweetheart’ trades in the transaction logs. For example, selling 1 food for £994,975.

I don't see why not. A beautiful piece of history. 🙏 Join WTF today, friends. 👍

THREE YEARS ANNIVERSARY Today, 21st of April 2022, marks the celebration of the 3rd Anniversary of Carthago. It's fair to say we've been through a carrousel of events during the time since Egyptian Empire approached SPQR about a merge, which is something risky with a rare success chance - in our case it turned out to be a blessing along with our partnership with OWR, our longest standing allies. This was shortly before NPOLT began, as the first ever Global War we were involved in, a conflict where many doubted we would even survive at the start, successfully taking down Ming Empire, followed by IQ then actively working towards our disbandment alongside many others once we flipped the script and allied The Syndicate, getting blitzed for our maleficent insolence towards Brave and Beautiful BK (Superchola-X), that period is... bittersweet for many reasons. In my disgustingly humble opinion though, I'd say that's no small feat and that in our history we have consistently surpassed public expectations in several fields. A recent diplomatic example that comes to mind is the formation of the Back Room and separation alongside Nexus, concurrently to having declined the offer to join Ro$e, an event which made it clear our interests no longer coincided and ended a two year long partnership. Once you're around for long enough, you get the pleasure to witness a fair amount of things coming full circle. For instance, not that long ago Empyrea, a precursor of current day The Wei, was blitzing Egyptian Empire under El Chach. We saw our EE protectors Bad Company (RUM, Vox Populi, R&R) form and then get rolled during Ask Alexio - now we're allied with both The Wei and Bourbon Street. Two years ago, Politics and War lost what was then the only source of war statistics - we unveiled our first iteration of CTOwned jointly with our increasing ability in tech development, for which we can thank @Shamadruu, @evilpiggyfoofoo and @Krampus, giving that back to the community, something which @Borg notably also accomplished with Locutus. That being said, we intend to continue to make improvements to our website (more on that to come), some of which have already been mentioned publicly, and internally launch a new version of our bot, Hannibal, with many new exciting functionalities. Now before I bore y'all with what's become a history lesson and casual advertisement (which isn't the point) and move on to some of the events we have planned to celebrate, I'll get back on track to the message I want to convey towards diplomats, creators (coders, radio hosts, artists) and any aspiring individual within our community. Take risks! Meet people, learn new skills, create different, cool things just because - win or lose, you won't know until you try. ---- Art Competition (1st-10 of May) Each participant is required to pay a $5,000,000 entry fee, to then submit to Raven21#5083 a drawing, painting or GFX artwork of Hannibal of their own design. We'll also alternatively be providing a ready-made drawing, which you can print to color or edit as you wish. Submissions will be posted in a dedicated channel, to be voted on. Entry Fee: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=60766 1st Place - $25,000,000 2nd Place - $10,000,000 3rd Place - $5,000,000 Chess Tournament (1st of May-1st of June): Participants are required to pay a $5,000,000 entry fee and sign-up with a verified account on Challonge, where the tournament bracket will be hosted. Registration will be closed on the Day Change of the 1st. Winning Prize: $100,000,000 1. Entry Fee: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=60766 2. Sign-up Link: Click Here! Assassins' Guild (1st-6th of May) A nerve wrecking game of murder where each of the participants becomes a stealthy assassin. They must survive the night by correctly guessing the identity of their would be killer(s) and by using an assortment of tools with which to kill other assassins (and innocent bystanders) at large in order to earn or lose respectively points and win! As the match draws to a close, a golden snitch will be chosen at random, successfully murdering it will mean an instant victory. If you'd like to participate, DM Daveth#0674 or Billy#0136 on Discord. Registration will be closed once the game is afoot. TLDR; Blame Sval. Friends or enemies are welcome to attend, come have fun! https://discord.gg/WAK7FWDkf8

This is why they pay you the big bucks

thanks!

Good luck with everything!

Good luck in your endeavors in Orbis

What can I say, you all just really scream teen angst

It's the whole ideology it revolves itself around, it's real pushy and pretentious.

Good luck!

fresh napalm

Welcome to the club, glad you could join us.

Nice. Best of luck to Camelot and USSR, they seem like cooler people than the self-righteous crusade 🤮

This is an alliance affairs worth topic, so maybe you should heed my earlier advice and just shut up. Just sayin’ Prefontaine is too proud and brittle to present himself here. He is a coward - check for yourself, he is in VM now… No wonder he is a rent a cop.

King Arthur, along with Merlin and half the roundtable abandoned Camelot shortly after Morgana went cray cray and yeeted on em

We need war experience somehow, can't do that sitting on the sidelines now can we. 😉

Props for helping your protector, regardless of how many are fighting cam already

I got so many angry fan letters about me posting shitposts in alliance affairs so it's my turn to do the same. People dont care if you shitpost in Orbis Central tho lol.

Good evening my fellow Orbisians, Today marks an exciting time for the media conglomerate known as Very Good Media. The last year was a tough one for our happy little family; we had temporarily closed our doors due to labor shortages and high material costs. However, we are excited to announce several changes and a reopening of our doors. We will now be supporting a full news network and have recently added several top-tier reporters. These reporters include @penpiko, @His Holy Decagon, @MinesomeMC, @Pika, @hidude45454,@Velyni Vas and @Arln. We will also be kicking off multiple brand new shows including: Keegoz Connection -featuring @Keegoz giving his takes on today's current political landscape Ask Hidude Anything - featuring @hidude45454 answering your deepest darkest questions The WANA Wing - featuring @Agent W deep diving into PnW history Decanomics - featuring @His Holy Decagon picking apart alliance's economic situations Pika's Hot Takes - featuring @Pika giving her highly valued thoughts on things and stuff Moderator Crew: @HannaH, @CoraMcstrap & @Pika Editor-In-Chief: @KillzBob For our radio line-up we will continue supporting the legendary Morf Radio show. In addition to this, a new season of Hotcakes is underway. Our proprietary Whale Tank experience is sure to stir up a bunch of controversy. A special surprise: we will also be debuting the radio show 'Master Debater' - hosted by @zevfer Join us this Friday and Saturday for our fun filled kick-off weekend. Friday we will be hosting @Thalmor, who will be kicking us off with a special episode of Thalmor Radio on VGM @ 9PM EST. Can't make it on Friday? Fear not! Saturday we will be having a special episode of Morf Radio featuring the leaders of the power blocs on Orbis. On this episode we will be having a round robin Fantasy Draft of our ideal Blocs. Be sure not to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience to find out where your alliance lands! The former beloved director @Vice once said, "Our goal is to provide you endless entertainment and keep you up-to-date on the going-ons of your favorite nation simulator", and we're taking that to heart. If you are also looking at joining this brand new all-star crew, please send either Morf or myself a message. We look forward to seeing you soon! Discord Link: Very Good Media Morf & Kev Directors of Very Good Media

The !@#$ is a Constantinople, we have Instayynbul, the City where Ayylah resides.

Ofc! My fav song right now is everytime we touch by cascada.

Tis what happens when a blitz gets pushed forward a day and yer already elbow deep in adult beverages. What amuses me is that the image is linked around everywhere as if it is supposed to bother me. I was drunk and grabbed the wrong link, so what. It's a game.

That's an impressive start.

pulls a pocket ayylah out

Lmao. This is my first post on the forums. These 1-food trade offers are a way for nations to send me money in exchange for helping play their baseball games (which earns them even more money), known as tips. Thank you for visiting my nation

@Georg_Friedrich @Steven Hoffmann LOOK! CHESS COMPETITION!! 100 MILLION!!! GET THEM!!!!

First Ayy Lmao This treaty was forced upon us, a necessity to fight the Grumpy-Guardian hegemony. Their c40s don't stand a chance against our c5s.

looks like he re-bought, so you are going to have to do it again.

You use the word 'great' loosely, sir. That calendar date was made for me. That makes 2 April dates that I own forever. The other one is the 20th. Maybe you should just shut up. That's what I am thinking.

Fowl gone afoul Something fowl was going on in the chicken hutch. As dusk fell upon the Haunted Mansion a spine-chilling clucking could be heard. Egged on by the rest of housemates UPN endeavored to investigate. Cooped up inside, an infection driving the chickens into a wild-eyed frenzied cannibalism had taken hold, driving the chickens to chasing each other with sachets of sauce and peri-peri seasoning. It was plucking terrible so the housemates did the only responsible thing when faced with the zombie apeckalpyse and invited the chickens (who introduced themselves as LPH) to lunch Arctic Tails There was a twitching of cobwebbed curtains as a long, black hearse pulled up outside. “Who died?”, the housemates nervously chattered. The wind whistled as the long, gaunt chauffeur pulled a squat, round coffin from the back, nearly getting buried under snow in the process. “Delivery for the haunted mansion” he intoned. Even with FARK’s blustery winds it was a struggle pulling the coffin into the mansion, but with frost-bitten claws they finally succeeded. A crowbar revealed luxurious blue velvet-lining inside and a penguin with its flippers crossed sleeping an unnatural sleep. Something was very fishy! Suddenly the penguin’s blood-red eyes shot open and it started floating in mid air. With big sharp teeth glistening in the sickly moonlight it introduced itself as Polaris and said that it had come a long way to sample the local, seasonal fresh blood. Although it did also inquire about the possibility of getting a bigger fridge, before it started evaporating in the heat! TLDR: LPH and Polaris officially move into the Haunted Mansion

Thanks😄 I haven't followed Eurovision, so I have no idea which songs where in the competition, but glad Italy won😝