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A new day dawns in TKR. No more do the chains of bondage hold sway over a single one of us. The great sheep in the meadow has freed us and made us all into monarchs. From this day forth we are united as one in an anarcho-monarchist commune. Every Person a Monarch! Signed:

For too long has our restaurant been treated as second class chicken. El Pollo Loco is a restaurant with clearly superior chicken. Yet Los Pollo Hermanos has treated our restaurant as nothing more than cannon fodder. Thus as co-owners of the El Pollo Loco chain, I am proud to announce that we will be cutting any ties with that other lesser chicken place. We have signed a contract to supply food for our good friends at the Wei and United Purple Nations. We have expanded our chain far and wide, and have started Supplying Solaris Directorate in space, and New Antarctic Ocean near the poles. In order to facilitate this great expansion, Almighty Corporation has agreed to invest in El Pollo Loco. Arcturus Black, Dusty, and KingAri101 - EPL Owners APRIL FOOLS

It has come to our attention that The Immortals have made a grave mistake by doing this regime change That's why we here at TCW cannot and will not stand for this. We resent these communist Values and are frankly appualed by these actions We hope to see another regime change soon that does not invole communist Values And last but not least this goes out to the IA head of TI i love you(KillzBob) We will be Declaring War upon this new regime change Little Side Note:Wizel paid me 500mil to put this in but uh yeah The player known as Alex attepted to Coup TKR and that Wizel bravely fought this player to regain leadership in TKR

It's the end of an Era that was filled with dread. The Sunray 1-1 Troopers had finally accomplished their mission: Escape the Land of the Phoenix. The troops had entered a cryostasis on 03/08/2022 embarking back to their own land. 23 days later the troops emerged from their stasis to find they were once again returning to their home base so they can live their normal lives and be the chaotic evil Sunray 1-1 again. Lost along the way we lost our dear ST6 Leader, Caboose, who had decided to stay back in the Phoenix Lands. May he Rest In P-(hoenix) (see what i did there) Kai and Tucker, along with VIC, Church, Tex and Simmons have found lost troops to help rebuild their home; They were given back their freedom, and undying need to create chaos once more. What the world doesn't know is that there is more in store for Sunray 1-1, more obstacles and more hardships. More chaos and drama. Without having saved this "care free", "fun", "traumatizing" alliance, we would have ended up in your guys' laps and you don't want us in your Alliance... You truly don't. (unless you're into that) And now we bring you a message from our Sponsor: Sunray Gov line up: Kai & Tucker - Fleet Admiral Church - Trophy Boi / Admiral Robert E Lee & VIC- Head MA /Vice Admiral Cloud - Head IA / Vice Admiral Ugosal - Econ Guru / Vice Admiral tl:dr Sunray 1-1 has officially un-merged itself from Prima Victoria. Most of the OG members from Sunray have left what is now called "the Hive" to rejoin Sunray. We truly wish Minesome, Caboose, all of SV and Amper the best and hope they have plenty of years under their new Alliance. No hard feelings towards anyone in the Hive. Love you all, and prepare for more BS! ( And no I am not talking about Black Skies or Bourbon Street xD )

After a drunken rampage and a yearlong slumber, the Olympians of Pantheon have risen again, and are ready to reign supreme over Orbis once more. Within the walls of our kingdom, we have been plotting a rise to power and glory. Time and time again, Pantheon has proven to be the most active, competent, and resilient alliance this planet has seen, and now is the time to let the world feel the wrath of the Titan once more. Allies: Aurora Any alliance who formerly held a treaty with us to is welcome to sign us, provided that they recognize our goals as an alliance (goals TBD) (edited) Pantheon (Revised) Charter: I: The government of Pantheon will be comprised of a Titan, two Second in Commands, four Olympians and their assistants. These government members make up the Olympic Court. II: The Titan is the face of the Alliance and oversees and assists the Olympic Court where needed. Additionally, the Titan is given the power to veto any action, law, or declaration of war. III: Government Roles: Olympian of Internal Affairs - This person is responsible for maintaining Pantheon's internal organization. These responsibilities include: -Accepting all who apply to the alliance -Making sure that all members are properly inactive -Assisting the Olympian of Defense in kickrolling any who disagree with the Titan. Olympian of Defense - This person is in charge of maintaining Pantheon’️s military and war aid systems. These responsibilities include: -Using conventional warfare to defeat raiders -Kickrolling any who disagree with the Titan Olympian of Economics - This person is responsible for the economy of Pantheon. This responsibilities include: -Ensuring that members have maximum amount of infra possible -Allowing the bank to be stolen at least twice a year Olympian of Foreign Affairs - This person has no duties, aside from incoherently screaming at whatever poor soul happens to annoy them today. IV: The Second in Command retains the right to coup the alliance at any time for any reason. V: Should a Titan or Olympian resign, they shall be replaced by any random member, provided that said member is either a multi, less than six months old, or a raging buffoon. A combination of all three is most suitable. With new motivation and an updated charter, we hope to bring the glorious alliance Pantheon back to it's glory days. Long live the Gods! Signed, The Olympic Court

☭FROM THE PREMIER OF THE COMMUNIST IMMORTALS PARTY☭ Today marks a momentous occasion for the entire alliance. The relic of old regime has been completely wiped out and The Communist Immortals Party has gained absolute command of The Immortals. The last bastion of the old regime has crumbled and we're ushering in a new age of prosperity and justice. Gone are the days of being oppressed by a tyrannical regime. You will no longer be punished for opposing an oppressive government. No longer will you need to live in fear of being silenced. The Communist Immortals Party is here to liberate the masses and free them from the burdens of the cruel and unfair regime. The Communist Immortals Party has a great vision of the future. I, Premier Scritchy, hereby declare a victory over our long oppressors and a new dawn of peace and prosperity. We promise to always fight for the liberation of the oppressed. The Communist Immortals Party can not go back to being the oppressor and we shall not be afraid to stand up to those who oppose us. We shall always fight to the end for what is right, for what is fair, for what is just. With that being said. The absolute symbol of tyranny, Scratchy, will be arrested and detained. Soon they will pay for their crimes against the people. Soon justice will be served. The coward defected to Bourbon Street of all places. Such acts of aggression will not be tolerated. They will not cope in the liquor for long... THE COMMUNIST IMMORTALS PARTY will engage in a military exercise in order to capture and destroy Scratchy ☭GLORY TO THE IMMORTALS ☭ Bourbon Street will be annihilated!

@Vilktakis, in his great fear of the mighty Johnson has done the gone rogue and attempted to merge the glories Arrgh with TFP of all people. *Spit*. @Buck Turgidson, who is amazing in every way, and who has saved this alliance from itself many times before, has returned and called for a mutiny against the disgraceful pro-TFP traitor Vilktakis; see pictures below for proof of his disgraceful attempt at merging Arrgh with TFP to create an even bigger Johnson. Our dear founder Buck has won an absolute majority vote, do not fact check that, shut up! Our new Grand Admiral is now ready to lead Arrgh into a bright future of scaring every whale for miles with his big beefy nuclear arsenal. Ready to make Fraggle proud by nuking his way down the scoreboards. Buck misses working with Fraggle on his atomic tan. And in an act of solidarity with our new, better leader Arrgh is going to start by nuking the Admin Alliance, because they have no place in the #1 spot.

Today, the Back Room has set a new precedent. We are pioneering "Chain Spheres". If we standardized this new structure ti the game I think we can see a new enhanced political system to help the game's politics flourish. I do think by keeping sphere's chained we can solve this issue of entire spheres hitting because no you're only allowed to have two allies. And if you have 3 every chain in the game will come down on you full force. This is how we breathe life into the game, ladies and gentlemen. This is tomorrow.... Welp its just in with Wei signing Aurora we have to roll them

What letting rainbow into your alliance does to an mf

When we saw the disgusting rise of communism in The Immortals and the exile of Scratchy we took him in like a brother. And now the Immortals are coming for him. Time to show these so called "Immortals" a taste of mortality. Short but sweet post BOURBON STREET RECOGNIZES HOSTILITIES WITH THE COMMUNIST IMMORTALS

I also have an announcement to make, although I really enjoyed my time leading Castle Camelot and the cool people there, I have decided been forced to step down, as Sheepy has fixed this glitch. I had many ideas for a bold new direction for Camelot's training alliance, I wish them well and hope they can find their way forward without my obviously visionary leadership

Lol, congrats in re creating another garbage fire

Darkblade's Jail Special Announcement After being locked up for heinous crimes such as attempting to steal The Syndicates bank, having a anime profile picture, and saying that moon landing is a useless project. Me and all my fellow prison inmates have been granted a transfer to a lower security prison. And as such, Darkblade's Jail is issuing a 4 hour treaty cancellation to our current prison, Garden of Eden Maximum Security Penitentiary. Who I kindly thank for letting us keep their entire bank worth only $2. We will now be watched and abused by the prison guards over at Divine Phoenix Federal Prison.

Rainbow can and will ruin whichever alliance she is in!

We can all count our blessings - this was a bloodless transfer of power. Vilk, who had up to now seemed to be a competent leader, wanted to fold Arrgh's great legacy into TFP's once great/not to great anymore legacy. The thing is, Arrgh is not about legacy, but about future plunder. Having now addressed the source of internal deviance, I will commit my Grand Admiralship to an even more worthy, Orbis-wide cause. Before I mention what it is, let me clarify that the Arggh Grand Admiral is a figurehead, representing the Admiralty, a council of figureheads who speak for the source of our strength - the rank and file yarr harr fiddle e dee. Therefore, I speak for the average pirate, and my word is as incontestable as it is unanimous. An Orbis-wide cause: Arrgh hereby declares war on Admin Alliance. In a game that is not supposed to be pay to win, I find it unacceptable for an Administrator to hold the position of #1. In fact, they should not be on any leaderboard anywhere. It is bad for business, bad for sustainability of the game, and proves that any moron - literally any moron - can make it to the that position, devoid of skill, as long as he has the free resources that being an Admin affords. There is no 'but but but I did it myself' - the conflict of interest is too great, and association with Admin Alliance most definitely acts as a shield. Arrgh shall remain at was with Admin Alliance as long as it remains independent, and as long as I remain at the helm. Let the nukes fly.

Y'all mfs get in more drama in a day than I get in a year, I don't get it

Don't even know why you chose to be Sunday 1-1 when Caboose is all that's left and he's with us. Should of been Crusaders of the Holy Boogaloo

Who would've thought, TKR were commies all along!

Ban appeal

The alliance? Whack! This post? Whack! You? Whack! One of few things that can bring Kan out of his forum slumber: Rainbow being Rainbow. Lmao.

This is a joke right?

I like that you degenderized "every man a king". Very progressive of you.

Vive la Révolution!!

Micro let's rainbow do forum posts? 100% doomed

My heart swells at an anarchists TKR.

This is an outrage! To think you could make better chicken than the great Los Pollos Hermanos! Smh 🤧

Monthly Political Power Rankings (MPPR) (Month 1) 1. The Knights Radiant (TKR) 2. Rose (🌹) 3. Cataclysm (Cata) 4. The Syndicate (t$) 5. Grumpy Old Bastards (Grumpy) 6. Eclipse 7. The Hand of Fate (HoF) 8. Guardian 9. The Commonwealth (tCW) 10. The Fighting Pacifists (TFP) 11. The Immortals (TI) 12. Black Knights (BK) 13. Bourbon Street (Bourbon) 14. Oblivion 15. The Fear (typo on the first try) 16. Weebunism (💮) 17. The Legion (SPQR) 18. Serpentis 19. The Wei (TW) 20. Carthago (CTO) 21. House Stark (HS) 22. Order of the White Rose (OWR) 23. United Purple Nations (UPN) 24. Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics (ASM) 25. Name Withheld (?) What Ronny wants, Ronny gets. You have this post to thank for this creation: Updated every 30th of the month. These rankings are based on the political power of each alliance. These rankings are determined through scientific means and rigorous tests done by Orbis' top minds. These rankings are indisputable and absolute (until next Wednesday).

Happy April Fools from Camelot

I missed the part where that's my problem.

"...each Communist party is responsible not only to its own people, but also to all the socialist countries, to the entire Communist movement. Whoever forgets this, in stressing only the independence of the Communist party, becomes one­ sided. He deviates from his international duty...Discharging their internationalist duty toward the fraternal peoples of the Immortals and defending their own socialist gains, the New Polar Order and the other socialist states have to act decisively and they now act against the anti-socialist forces in Bourbon Street & the Commonwealth." - Leonid Brezhnev, Honourary Member of the Polar English Socialist Party. Polaris calls upon other Socialist alliances to support their revolutionary brothers in the Immortals. /s/ JadenStar10, Commissar of Love, Full Member of the 2nd Politburo of Polaris, and Co-Premier of Corn

Who is Deulos? And what is this about GPC?

This coming from the man who 1. Got Kicked From GPC for being an idiot, getting rolled for it. 2. Tried to mass blitz GPC with his shitty Raiding AA and just got his ass handed to him 3. Has Never Ever been a beneficial member of the community So sorry deulos but I and Everyone else will always be better than you

Chapter 128 MinesomeMC still can't run an alliance. Who was surprised anyways? Now on to chapter 129. (sneak peek: MinesomeMC is still running a shitshow there too but it's a different flavor!!!)

Rooting for yall

I mean, every one of us in there is a joke. Are we not?

tbh, it's our garbage fire lol gotta stay loyal even if it's shit.

Supreme Leader Scritchy I come with grave news! It seems our firewall is not working as intended, our comrades can still view enemy propaganda! I fear the harsh truth of our 'military exercise' might cause some unforeseen problems in the near future.

wtf? The Commonwealth? More like THE CAPITALISTS!!

Anarcho monarchism ftw

@Arawralook! TKR has been inspired by you!

Viva la revolución!

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Happy April fools!

This is good. Consolidate more micros! This is a just cause

My only suggestion to add ontop of this would be a 'retreat' mechanic. Basically after someone on the offensive defeats their target and puts them into beige, the defender who just got beiged will be automatically forced to offer all other defensive wars peace. So for example if you have 3 people on a counter, if one beiges the other two can instantly peace out without the pirates concession. However the person they were countering for would not get this peace offer since they were not the ones on the offensive. My idea for this is to allow offensive wars some ability to maneuver around this proposed idea while not undermining the general concept of this beige mechanic.

*Everyone that's currently active or in an alliance, idgaf about the rest lmao! Sponsored by DNN: https://discord.gg/MDYdBkzFh4 The full sheet, if anyone wants to check it out: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1n0w9tpZIKI_dAdSm2p6PHjDIEAQvxGkmjspNG_Ebs44/edit#gid=914942025 In a moment of boredom I scraped the soldiers/tanks/planes/ships kills/losses of everyone in the game and compiled a bunch of ratios and statistics for your enjoyment. The sheet is pretty self-explanatatory but I screenshotted all the stats anyways just to go into some analysis/explanation of what they mean. Kill Loss Ratio Histograms: Perhaps surprisingly, these histograms peak at about a 0.7-ish kill to loss ratio rather than at an exact 1:1 ratio. This suggests that there is a smaller group of better fighters in the game that can take advantage of a larger pool of worser fighters that skews the graphs. Note that the final peak in all graphs is from all the people who are in the range from the cutoff point to the maximum ratio in that unit (presumably mostly from the raiders in the C1-9 range). Kill Loss Ratio Medians: The overall median and tier-based medians more or less seems to confirm this. Theory: The median of tank, plane, and ship kill ratios increases the higher tiers we get because of 1) Generally more experienced members in higher ranges, and 2) More downdeclaring potential to kill more units. Kill Loss Ratio Percentages: How to read this graph: for ex. if you are a C15 with a 1.2 tank kill loss ratio, that is saying your ratio is better than about 70% of people in that range (not bad!) Kills Per City Trends I used the log of unit kills per city rather than the unit kills per city itself because without it the graphs looked super ugly, lmk if that wasn't the right approach. Here I was curious if lower city nations could pound for pound compete with higher city nations based on kills per city, and from looking at the highest points at each city count the answer appears to be yes, but on the overall higher city nations generally trend higher anyways, probably mostly because they have played the game longer and therefore had more time to kill units. Best and Worst Ratios in Each Tier and Overall Fairly self-explanatory, feel free to tag yourself or your friends who made these lists! 😉 For the overalls, I wanted it to actually look kinda like a legit list so I filtered it only to people with 5m+ soldier losses, or 100k+ tank losses, or 7k plane losses, or 1k+ ship losses (thanks to Ramona for the thresholds.) Outliers Some people might be wondering how tf some people's ratios are so high. As two examples, MIBHG Country (the first linked nation) has built less than 200k soldiers in 2500+ days, and Dusty (the second linked nation) has built literally zero tanks since rerolling (lmao). Obviously neither of these people are particularly good at fighting but have good ratios because of these choices regardless. This is the case with quite a few people, especially the lower you go with raiders and stuff who also primarily target lots of people who don't really know how to fight back. So, just a note that ratios don't mean everything (and I care about total unit kills anyways, but PnW already has a leaderboard for that 😉) Note: I have no experience with statistics classes, so pls no kill if I did something wrong (but please point it out!) Feel free to suggest any additional fun data points to scrape and I will do my best to fill all interesting suggestions.